How about when almost every video in the "Recommended for You" section of Youtube is Coldplay related. Because that's really all I use my account for.

How about when almost every video in the "Recommended for You" section of Youtube is Coldplay related. Because that's really all I use my account for.

 

My account hates me

....likes to recommend a gwyneth paltrow interview everytime i watch one of Chris/Coldplay

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When everytime you read the name "Johnny" you think it's spelled wrong and your mind keeps telling you it's JONNY. ( and I'm not talking about Coldplay-realted stuff, when of course it would indeed be mispelled, but when reading other things).

when you buy some school stuff from Whatever It Takes Association, with coldplay design :wacky: ( note : i dont go to the school anymore :wacky: )

 

 

 

 

when you read this and you immediately go and check what you can buy. :D

when you read this and you immediately go and check what you can buy. :D

 

:D :D :D When you admit that ^that^ comment is awesome and really tells truth about you :D :D

My account hates me

....likes to recommend a gwyneth paltrow interview everytime i watch one of Chris/Coldplay

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:laugh3:

When you freak out when your dad tells you he heard something on the radio about a secret Coldplay gig in your country in 2 days and he doesn't know the specific details about it.. so you search the Internet and listen to that radiostation untill you realize it can't be true. Which is a disappointment, but at the same time a relief because you didn't know about it in the first place, and missing it would have been more horrible!

When right now, your computer screen looks something like...

 

 

Anyone know a good shrink? :worried:

:D :D :D When you admit that ^that^ comment is awesome and really tells truth about you :D :D

 

:D

 

 

 

when you have a crush on this one guy and today you touch up on a very important topic...what kind of music he likes. and i mention that i love coldplay and he has no clue who they are:\ so now im like hmmm...can i turn him into a fan?, or else this might not work out between us:P

When you're in MacDonalds and you hear Chris singing in Homecoming by Kanye West and you can't stop smiling to yourself. :wacky:

When someone tells you that Coldplay song you reccomended is amazing, and you get the feeling like you did something extremely beneficial to humankind in general:laugh3:

The Word Christmas makes you think

ChrisMartin'ass :D

When you can immediately recognise any coldplay song within the first few notes

When you can immediately recognise any coldplay song within the first few notes

 

this!!!

You know your obsessed with Coldplay when......

 

 

 

 

Creative Writing Teacher: "its the beginning... that IS the hardest part"

 

You: "NO! The hardest part is letting go and not taking part"

 

CRT: *narrows eyes having heard that somewhere "What is tha--OH GAWD GENA! :rolleyes:"

 

 

or

 

English Teacher: "What you want to do is re-state it. Like um ...Now My Feet.....

 

You: "Wont Touch the Ground? *smirks*

 

English Teacher: "Yeah! Now my feet wont touch the ground"

 

You: *burst out laughing*

 

English teacher and Class: :inquisitive:

 

 

... when I think I see the guys everywhere.

... when I go nuts on abroad where they have been already and I look for them in every single place.

... when their songs take me to a place I've never been before, and to which I can never go by my feet.

... when I see how crazy I jumped and screamed and how kinda monkey I looked like when listening to the songs

... when I look at them and I instantly smile :)

... when I know I'd make anything to go see them on concert or meet them

... when I wanna draw an equal black sign in the back of my hand

... when I see a soldier-like jacket in the stores' displays

... when I listen to the viva chant and I wish it could be infinite!

You know you're addicted to Coldplay, when you reply to a thread on a Coldplay website called 'You Know You're Addicted to Coldplay, When...'

You know you're addicted to Coldplay, when you reply to a thread on a Coldplay website called 'You Know You're Addicted to Coldplay, When...'

 

^^ this and when you have a Roald Dahl's Day party at work and you seem to relate everything with Coldplay.

He's from Wales- me::awesome: Jonny grew up there

His favourite colour was yellow- me: :awesome: like the song!

His favourite treat was chocolate- me: :awesome: Chris loves chocolate.

And so on...

I completely annoy my family relating everything with Coldplay :lol:

- You make the lamest Coldplay references everyday.

- You have had at least one dream about Coldplay.

- Everytime you watch Live 2003, you realise how important it is that you see them live on their next tour.

- You check their website everyday, just in case there's an inkling of LP5 news.

- You are puzzled as to how your dad can get Coldplay and Green Day mixed up.

- The moment you saw the cutaway gag on Family Guy with Coldplay ([ame=

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- Everytime there's a new Oracle/R42 post, you dance (even on the inside).

- You Facebook like/Tweet Oracle/R42 posts.

- Your Last.fm page has more Coldplay than anything else.

- You have a favourite version of Clocks (Talk EP :D).

- You have a favourite tour (Twisted Logic).

- You hope that Coldplay will one day play Brothers and Sisters live again.

- Every conversation with another Coldplay fan turns into something Coldplay related.

- Your Facebook quotes page is filled with quotes from Coldplay, especially Chris.

- You're planning to/have read Don Quixote.

- Every Coldplay song you have isn't enough to quench your thirst for COLDPLAY!

 

So many others...

When you hear an live music and you can immediately recognise any song within the first few croud screams :laugh3:

- You make the lamest Coldplay references everyday.

- You have had at least one dream about Coldplay.

- Everytime you watch Live 2003, you realise how important it is that you see them live on their next tour.

- You check their website everyday, just in case there's an inkling of LP5 news.

- You are puzzled as to how your dad can get Coldplay and Green Day mixed up.

- The moment you saw the cutaway gag on Family Guy with Coldplay (

), you lost a little bit of respect for Family Guy.

- Everytime there's a new Oracle/R42 post, you dance (even on the inside).

- You Facebook like/Tweet Oracle/R42 posts.

- Your Last.fm page has more Coldplay than anything else.

- You have a favourite version of Clocks (Talk EP :D).

- You have a favourite tour (Twisted Logic).

- You hope that Coldplay will one day play Brothers and Sisters live again.

- Every conversation with another Coldplay fan turns into something Coldplay related.

- Your Facebook quotes page is filled with quotes from Coldplay, especially Chris.

- You're planning to/have read Don Quixote.

- Every Coldplay song you have isn't enough to quench your thirst for COLDPLAY!

 

So many others...

 

you have so many good ones:D

 

today my little cousins played with chalk and i couldnt help myself from drawing butterflies on the floor:P

and i took a pic next to where i wrote coldplay on the fence:lol:

my sis and cousin just roll their eyes at me:rolleyes:

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- The moment you saw the cutaway gag on Family Guy with Coldplay you lost a little bit of respect for Family Guy.

 

- You're planning to/have read Don Quixote.

 

 

So many others...

 

I lost respect for family guy with the line

Broadcast "a girl was brutally raped and murdered"

Peter "aww see everyone is getting laid but me" ...like no, thats soo not f'ing funny.

 

The coldplay gag was just making it worse

especially since it looks NOTHING like any of them!

...since when the fuck does Chris wear Khakis! really? ...lame.

 

and

I bought Don Quixote .... I need to finish Eat Pray Love and THe Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon first though. If Chris loved this book Im sure theres good reason as usually everything he likes/inadvertantly recommends ... I end up liking too. :p

When...

 

When you sing FIX YOU, YELLOW as a lullaby to your 4-years daughter:) And when the same daugther recognizes Life in Technicolor as a Coldplay at first sounds :)

When your last dream involved skiing together with Guy :uhoh:

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- Every conversation with another Coldplay fan turns into something Coldplay related.

- Your Facebook quotes page is filled with quotes from Coldplay, especially Chris.

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Yeah..All my comversations is about Coldplay.. :thinking:

 

 

And ALL of my FB ´quotes is from Chris! :P