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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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When you meet a girl and think she's pretty cute, one of the first questions you ask her is if she likes Coldplay.

 

:laugh3: Same here but with guys.

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

When you read The Oracle and then buy some Tiger Balm just to see what Chris Martin smells like.

When you meet a girl and think she's pretty cute, one of the first questions you ask her is if she likes Coldplay.

 

That's SO me concerning the guys I meet. Coldplay and Harry Potter. If they don't like either it's kind of a deal breaker.

 

I guess I should add one. God, I can't think of any. Well, I still mope over the fact that my brother does not like Coldplay (!) even though I found that out years ago.

when I watched the movie "40 year old virgin" and got all excited at hearing the word coldplay lol

When you are in the car and you feel disappointed and shake your head when your father doesn't know who chris martin is :facepalm:

When you watch an hour-long special on TV about British bands because you know there will surely be a Coldplay video and you watch the whole thing even though you already have the video on your computer and on DVD and can watch it whenever you want...:rolleyes: :embarrassed:

it's more exciting when it's on TV.:D

btw...it was Speed of Sound.

When you dream about Chris but it's not really real life. :\

I'm taking Spanish this year, so I soon won't be able to say this (and I'm sure someone has said it already--it's such an obvious one), but when the only Spanish you know is viva la vida.

When you are in the car and you feel disappointed and shake your head when your father doesn't know who chris martin is :facepalm:

 

Mine doesn't know who Coldplay is!

 

When you're in a trip in Italy(after a day doing shopping) you arrive at the train station you're tired your feet are hurting like hell all you have to do is take the bus to go to the hotel but you hear Speed Of Sound so you just sit down when the song is finished you're full of energy and then go back to the hotel!

 

and When someone tell you that Coldplay is gay and depressing you want to kill them!(althought they're your best friends)

One of my best friends said Coldplay was gay! T_T.. I could had killed her for saying that!

I told that to my bestfriend, and she just said "Whoa..You must had killed her..Glad i wasn't there.."

 

Everyone in my family knows Coldplay..And knows who Chris is.. My littlebrother who is seven years, Goes arround and yell that i love Chris Martin!.. :rolleyes:

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGWVpYnGbus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGWVpYnGbus[/ame] :awesome:

I'm taking Spanish this year, so I soon won't be able to say this (and I'm sure someone has said it already--it's such an obvious one), but when the only Spanish you know is viva la vida.

 

and what about "uno, dos, tres, cuatro, uno, dos, tres, cuatro" from clocks? :P (LRLRL version)

You KNOW your addicted to Coldplay when your watching Lion King (dont judge me its a good movie ok!)

 

...and Mufasa says "Simba... look at the stars" & you chime in with "Look how they shine for u!" and then Scar is about to throw Mufasa of the cliff and says "Long live the king" and you think of that part of Viva La Vida that goes "now the old king is dead long live the king"

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I officially have no life :disappointed:

 

You KNOW your addicted to Coldplay when your watching Lion King (dont judge me its a good movie ok!)

 

...and Mufasa says "Simba... look at the stars" & you chime in with "Look how they shine for u!" and then Scar is about to throw Mufasa of the cliff and says "Long live the king" and you think of that part of Viva La Vida that goes "now the old king is dead long live the king"

 

 

 

 

 

 

... I officially have no life :disappointed:

 

 

Hahaha! XD I'm so gonna watch The lion king :awesome:

When you're walking over a road while listening to Coldplay, and nearly gets hit by a car because you were so into the music :\:worried2:

When you're walking over a road while listening to Coldplay, and nearly gets hit by a car because you were so into the music :\:worried2:

:uhoh: You should stop doing such a thing...

:uhoh: You should stop doing such a thing...

 

I know :uhoh:

when your friends wanted to go to the cinema to watch a movie they decide to watch twilight, then you just want to leave but you can't so you watch the stupid movie and the only thing that you liked is when there's lines like :"such a rush" or "yellow" , "speed of sound", "talk" .... and when your stupid friends ask you what was the best part you just laugh like an idiot.

Hahaha! XD I'm so gonna watch The lion king :awesome:

 

i wonder how many other disney movies have coldplay songs in them hahaha

When the only thing you feel in your life refers to their songs. Always.

^ thats good. and true

When the teacher says you have 42 students total in your class and you feel amazed cause of roadie #42 and feel like the number is haunting you and she asks if you're alright.

When you come across addresses (at work) with lines in them such as Strawberry Hills and Prospect Avenue and your face goes instantly like this :wacky:

When Coldplay is the only thing that doesn't broke your heart.

When you can't watch the deodorant commercials anymore.. Everytime i see one, on the television or in a magazine, my head starts singing "Here's a ode, oh a ode to deodorant,.."

and then i always starts laughing really much..

when you buy some school stuff from Whatever It Takes Association, with coldplay design :wacky: ( note : i dont go to the school anymore :wacky: )

 

 

edit : phoebeo :lol: that happened to me too

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