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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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On Striscia La Notizia they were showing an old "report" with Lele Mora... I feel sick even simply pronouncing such a shameful name :sick:

 

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

Ahhhh striscia la notizia!Gasp!With lele mora. It'shorrible....

 

Such a rush...:embarrassed:

 

You know i'm italian but i live in paris, i know very weel striscia la notizia....

^ :lol: :awesome:

 

You know i'm italian but i live in paris, i know very weel striscia la notizia....

 

:surprised: wow... And what do you think it's the best place to live in? Sorry if it's a hard question, but I couldn't help asking :P I went to Paris a year ago exactly and not only I found it a beautiful city, but it was also full of Italians in the least expected places, and also of people who would recognize me and my friends as Italians without hearing a single word from us, I still don't understand how that could happen :lol: Do we have some kind of peculiar behaviour or what? :P

:surprised: wow... And what do you think it's the best place to live in? Sorry if it's a hard question, but I couldn't help asking :P I went to Paris a year ago exactly and not only I found it a beautiful city, but it was also full of Italians in the least expected places, and also of people who would recognize me and my friends as Italians without hearing a single word from us, I still don't understand how that could happen :lol: Do we have some kind of peculiar behaviour or what? :P

 

we are...noisy!:laugh3:

:lol: I know, but... In that moment, I was walking alone with another pair of girls near the Pompidou, we weren't talking at all, and then, suddenly, I heard one of those "street caricaturist" say:"Are you Italian?" from a distance, I didn't even say "Sì", I just nodded for how surprised I was :lol: And then, of course, he offered to make caricatures of us for a few euros, but we'd already passed by :P

 

 

When you perfectly remember which days of last year you went on your last school trip because, at the time, you were happy as you would've come back home in time for the coming out of MX, exactly 3 days before it :awesome:

My mum listened chris live for the first time at paraolympic...:stunned:she said that he has a very horrible voice. I was like...:shocked2:

 

I say to her that he was ill, for this reason, poor chris....but i love however his voice;)

 

He was sick? :shocked2:

^ :lol: :awesome:

 

 

 

:surprised: wow... And what do you think it's the best place to live in? Sorry if it's a hard question, but I couldn't help asking :P I went to Paris a year ago exactly and not only I found it a beautiful city, but it was also full of Italians in the least expected places, and also of people who would recognize me and my friends as Italians without hearing a single word from us, I still don't understand how that could happen :lol: Do we have some kind of peculiar behaviour or what? :P

I haven't been around enough Italians to know, But sometimes your body launguage or the way you are dressed can give it away. For instance, I saw some French people in the airport, and could tell they were French without hearing them speak, because of the way they dressed and acted. But Again, I haven't been around a lot of Italians, so I don't know.

You know you're addicted when you zone out, and all you can hear is Chris Martin's beautiful voice live, either from Stockholm (because I recorded it mwaha!) or London (I actually went to). Oh and you still hear 60 000 people singing the Viva la Vida chant, which I started right at the end of the Emirates gig 4 June! :D Yes, yes I did. Even got the recording to prove it.

When you invent a Coldplay game with your friend and kick ass!!!

Italians make a lot of noise, that's true!!:)

 

However....you know you're addicted to cp when you shut COLDPLAY! at the cantine because someone has viva la vida like suonerie of the telephone.

I didn't know who was, because there were a lot of people....:cry:

^ :P

 

I haven't been around enough Italians to know, But sometimes your body launguage or the way you are dressed can give it away. For instance, I saw some French people in the airport, and could tell they were French without hearing them speak, because of the way they dressed and acted. But Again, I haven't been around a lot of Italians, so I don't know.

 

:surprised: Interesting... I guess the one I met was a real expert on Italians' behaviour and style :lol:

^ :P

 

 

 

:surprised: Interesting... I guess the one I met was a real expert on Italians' behaviour and style :lol:

I saw two Italian men at a restaurant here in Thailand the other day. I can almost instantly recognise Italian even though I cannot speak it. One day...

 

And you know you're addicted to Coldplay when, in a noisy restaurant, where you can barely hear, and have also completely blocked out the music, but you instantly know when a Coldplay song starts.

:surprised: Interesting... I guess the one I met was a real expert on Italians' behaviour and style :lol:

 

I saw two Italian men at a restaurant here in Thailand the other day. I can almost instantly recognise Italian even though I cannot speak it. One day...

 

We are riconoscibiling cool :cool::laugh3:

^ And we're proud of it :awesome: :laugh3:

 

 

When you wish your Australian cousins, who are now in Greece on holiday, could come to Italy and take you with them to Melbourne, so that you'd be able to attend another Coldplay concert :cry:

You know you're addicted when you woke up at nine, began at 10.45 with coldplaying now are 16.46 and you're still on coldplaying. I'm addicted!!!

 

When you prepare some biscuits wth m and x because you know, happy bday mylo xyloto!:)

When your not going to see your friends play football because "it's cold and wet"

-this is code for ill be on coldplaying go away.

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when you zone out during class and your classmate asks you: "You were thinking about Coldplay, weren't you ? :lol: "

 

I wonder what made her think that :rolleyes:

^ If you were drooling all over the desk, had an ecstatic look directed to nowhere and there were little hearts floating all around you... It surely wasn't a hard guess :lol:

 

 

 

When you're waiting for the Spanish teacher to come so you're chatting with a pair of girls, and all you can get from what the one on your right is telling your friend on your left is a sudden "October 24", and as they countinue talking your brain starts working... So you stare at the wall in front of you for a moment, and then you ask:

"WAIT, is it October 24 today? :blank:"

The one on the right: "Yes!"

Friend on the left: "Why? Is it someone's birthday?"

Me: "Actually, the last Coldplay album came out exactly 1 year ago!!! :dance::dance::dance:"

Friend on the left: "HAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:" *almost falls off chair*

Girl on the right: "What?! :stunned:"

 

... Now just guess who's the one between these two who knows me better! :lol:

 

 

 

When your English teacher says to everyone that the Italian idiom "spremere come un limone" can be rendered with "squeeze someone dry", and you start fangirling: "OMG OMG, like the Coldplay song, when it says: 'For you I'd bleed myself dry!' :awesome::dazzled::dazzled::dazzled: And your friend next to you (the same one from the previous episode, lol) bursts our laughing :laugh3:

When you pic spam your friend (guy friend) pictures of Coldplay.

^ If you were drooling all over the desk, had an ecstatic look directed to nowhere and there were little hearts floating all around you... It surely wasn't a hard guess :lol:

 

 

 

When you're waiting for the Spanish teacher to come so you're chatting with a pair of girls, and all you can get from what the one on your right is telling your friend on your left is a sudden "October 24", and as they countinue talking your brain starts working... So you stare at the wall in front of you for a moment, and then you ask:

"WAIT, is it October 24 today? :blank:"

The one on the right: "Yes!"

Friend on the left: "Why? Is it someone's birthday?"

Me: "Actually, the last Coldplay album came out exactly 1 year ago!!! :dance::dance::dance:"

Friend on the left: "HAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:" *almost falls off chair*

Girl on the right: "What?! :stunned:"

 

... Now just guess who's the one between these two who knows me better! :lol:

 

 

 

When your English teacher says to everyone that the Italian idiom "spremere come un limone" can be rendered with "squeeze someone dry", and you start fangirling: "OMG OMG, like the Coldplay song, when it says: 'For you I'd bleed myself dry!' :awesome::dazzled::dazzled::dazzled: And your friend next to you (the same one from the previous episode, lol) bursts our laughing :laugh3:

Does your friend always laugh when Coldplay is mentioned?

 

 

When you easily remember your friends birthday because it's on the 24th of October (Mylo Xyloto day). She wasn't quite as thrilled that the album came out on her birthday as I would've been...

When you are talking about math to your boyfriend and he asks you if you remember something [that I can't actually remember :laugh3:] and you says "You know how my brain works...things don't stay there for more than one minute" and he says "Beyond Coldplay..." "Yeah...Chris Martin kicks math formulas out of my brain :laugh3::laugh3:"

When the radio in the car is turned down so the volume is the lowest it can go without being off but you still manage to recognise Yellow just seconds after it comes on... I think my hearing is high-tuned to pick out Coldplay songs! :laugh3:

 

When you are walking around your house smiling and your Mum asks why and the answer is "Just Coldplay!" I literally was walking around smiling at nothing except from the fact that Coldplay exist... There's nothing wrong with me! :P

And best part of my day yesterday: I was joking to my Mum that I was going to go to Argentina to see them if the rumours are confirmed and she said "Well I'm not joking, I was going to give that to you for your birthday present!" :o (it is a big birthday, I'm not just a spoilt brat :laugh3: ) I'm really glad my mother understands my Coldplay obsession :P

When you find out the guy you like can sing and play guitar, and you think: hmm if he becomes my boyfriend i can get him to sing me a coldplay song :D

 

Except he thinks coldplay is ok, he likes VLV & Parachutes. I must convert him to like coldplay more!

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