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Text's To Landlines..Oh What Fun We Had

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right if u havent tried this ...try it!......if u text a landline u will get an automated voice service read out the text to whoever answers.

 

the way this relates to coldplay is in the message i put "coldplay are the best band in the world ever and you smell"...the smell bit dosent relate to coldplay. :D

 

i also tried to make it sing that "all by myself" song but it jus tcameo ut as mumbling.

 

i dunno why im making this a thread but what the hell :D

you fascinate me

:laugh3:

 

...Isn't it Tom Baker who did the automated voice thing there?

DID YOU NOT ALREADY KNOW THIS! :stunned:

 

I used to send abusive things to my brother all the time.

calling him a cock, or whatever it might have been

 

good times.

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:laugh3:

 

...Isn't it Tom Baker who did the automated voice thing there?

i just get this rubbish woman...tom baker would have been class though :D

:laugh3:

 

...Isn't it Tom Baker who did the automated voice thing there?

 

It used to be, but now it's just some random BT lady

and its scary. BusyBee has done that to me a few times and the woman sounds like a stalker

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my dad just sent me one saying "coldplay are rubbish 2/10"...but it sounded like "coldplay are roobix 2/10"...i used my ears to work out its true meaning :D

that doesn't work here in australia but i did laugh at the posts before this. something has been achieved lol.

Aha this thread is so random/ funny, I've tried that a few times, but the voice is pretty freaky! :laugh3:

 

^ I was trying to think where I'd seen the writing in your sig before, it's a Kaiser podcast isnt it? Well I think so.

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Aha this thread is so random/ funny, I've tried that a few times, but the voice is pretty freaky! :laugh3:

 

^ I was trying to think where I'd seen the writing in your sig before, it's a Kaiser podcast isnt it? Well I think so.

haha! yes it is :D well done! :D its a gd quote though...it was on one of their american your diaries..u a fan of the kaisers i guess then?

:laugh3:

 

...Isn't it Tom Baker who did the automated voice thing there?

 

Back in the Tom Baker days many fun times were had by myself sending lots of Doctor Who related texts, including classics such as:

"Help! Help! The daleks are coming"

"Exterminate!"

"Fancy a trip in my big blue oblong?"

 

Ah, the memories! :D

 

Shame the BT woman is back, although I'm sure you could find some funny stuff for her to say :P

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Back in the Tom Baker days many fun times were had by myself sending lots of Doctor Who related texts, including classics such as:

"Help! Help! The daleks are coming"

"Exterminate!"

"Fancy a trip in my big blue oblong?"

 

Ah, the memories! :D

 

Shame the BT woman is back, although I'm sure you could find some funny stuff for her to say :P

i tried to get her to say "booyakosha!" like that ali G.....didnt really work...just came out as mumbling

haha! yes it is :D well done! :D its a gd quote though...it was on one of their american your diaries..u a fan of the kaisers i guess then?

 

I am indeed, went to see them a while ago twas pretty awesome, I went through a pretty obsessive Kaisers phase :) Wonder what the BT woman would sound like singing Ruby haha not good!

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I am indeed, went to see them a while ago twas pretty awesome, I went through a pretty obsessive Kaisers phase :) Wonder what the BT woman would sound like singing Ruby haha not good!

...u have just came up with the idea for the next text to landline :D

 

and i have now added a picture of pumba from the lion king to my sig :D

yea we had a good time

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