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Ask the Oracle on Coldplay.com (Now in session!)

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August 19, 2008 - submitted by Daniel, Mexico

 

Q. Dear Oracle,

Why are Coldplay corrupting my mind with images of nipples during Strawberry Swing? and this link : (edited)

 

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Hmmm you must all think the Oracle would not be able to see that multiple people, in the hope of it being answered, have sent in an identical question. It doesn't work like that...

Nice try though and maybe I will answer the breast issue another day. Maybe not.

 

bwAHHAAHahaHahahahaHahahHahaheHeHeHeHeHeHeheHOHOHOhOh

 

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  • I can't give you the reasonings on why things changed, but I can give you an update from what I observed. The Oracle was run by Debs Wild. Debs is still with the band and helps out fans, for exam

ooh is the Oracle mad ? :uhoh: :lol:

 

it seems like the o was teasing a bit as well...don't you think?

I say we ask an Oracle related question, see if we can get him/her to answer something about themselves

Okay, I'm new to this.. where do I send in my questions to? :thinking: Has anyone asked anything about Jonny yet?

 

I think we should also ask something about prospekt 'cause they never told us who it was...did they?

I don't think the Oracle is going to answer our questions about who any of the secret identities are...I mean we already pretty much know who they are just no confirmation.

 

Go to coldplay.com and click on Oracle and then there is a button to submit a question.

 

You can also see there what has been asked and answered.

Hmmm I shall think of something good to ask:thinking:

Ok, I have aa added suggestion to my previous idea of all sending in the same question... let's send the same name. Whatever question we pick, let's add the fact that we're from the Coldplaying forum.

 

So it would be something like "Oracle, what's your favourite cheese" from Alison, a Coldplayer in England

 

Obviously, you would all insert your name instead of Alison and the question would be much better - that was just the first thing that came in to my head.

 

It would promote the forum, and show Oracle that we are geniune fans who just want good questions answered!

Good one Redgirl, I am doing this from now on. :)

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August 19, 2008 - submitted by Daniel, Mexico

 

Q. Dear Oracle,

Why are Coldplay corrupting my mind with images of nipples during Strawberry Swing? and this link : (edited)

 

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Hmmm you must all think the Oracle would not be able to see that multiple people, in the hope of it being answered, have sent in an identical question. It doesn't work like that...

Nice try though and maybe I will answer the breast issue another day. Maybe not.

LMFAO cheeky Oracle just bloody answer the fookin question! :P

Props to Angie for the question and link...:kiss:

 

Next question, people, put on your thinking caps...

 

:D

 

Okay, I'm new to this.. where do I send in my questions to? :thinking: Has anyone asked anything about Jonny yet?

 

I think we should also ask something about prospekt 'cause they never told us who it was...did they?

Mine :smug:

 

August 8, 2008 - submitted by angie, United States of America

 

Q. Why doesn't Jonny wear tighter pants?

 

The Oracle replies:

 

He's not in Kings Of Leon you know! Have you ever tried to walk in those things?

I say we ask an Oracle related question, see if we can get him/her to answer something about themselves

 

waiting for your question... 'cause I cant come up with anything good.. :(

Ok, I have aa added suggestion to my previous idea of all sending in the same question... let's send the same name. Whatever question we pick, let's add the fact that we're from the Coldplaying forum.

 

So it would be something like "Oracle, what's your favourite cheese" from Alison, a Coldplayer in England

 

Obviously, you would all insert your name instead of Alison and the question would be much better - that was just the first thing that came in to my head.

 

It would promote the forum, and show Oracle that we are geniune fans who just want good questions answered!

 

I like that ! :D

I say Angie should come up with the next question...she's done pretty good so far at getting them noticed at least!!

 

 

We're waiting Angie!!!;)

LMFAO cheeky Oracle just bloody answer the fookin question! :P

 

 

:D

 

 

Mine :smug:

 

August 8, 2008 - submitted by angie, United States of America

 

Q. Why doesn't Jonny wear tighter pants?

 

The Oracle replies:

 

He's not in Kings Of Leon you know! Have you ever tried to walk in those things?

 

You should have added 'He could pull those off" :wink: That's only thing about Jonny that there is in the whole entire questionaire?

 

But I'm with you guys on the sending in questions game :P:D

I think we've got two really good ideas going now.

 

By asking the Oracle something about him/her, we'll get in his/her good books (must be a bit annoying to have to answer questions about somebody else all the time!) and by adding "a Coldplayer" after our name, we'll proove we're not just messing about.

 

So, other than an actual identity, what do we want to know about The Oracle?

I think we've got two really good ideas going now.

 

By asking the Oracle something about him/her, we'll get in his/her good books (must be a bit annoying to have to answer questions about somebody else all the time!) and by adding "a Coldplayer" after our name, we'll proove we're not just messing about.

 

So, other than an actual identity, what do we want to know about The Oracle?

what his favourite james bond film is! :D

well first.. we need to figure out if it's male or female :idea2:

what his favourite james bond film is! :D

 

Oooh, I like that! It's quirky enough to get attention, and it might help us work out his/her identity!

 

Certainly, it might help us confirm if the Oracle is male or female

how about a "who would you rather" question??

 

that COULD create more questions than answers though...:D

I say Angie should come up with the next question...she's done pretty good so far at getting them noticed at least!!

 

 

We're waiting Angie!!!;)

Angie stick_poke.gifOracle

:P

Poke the Oracle until we get some actual answers!!

Maybe we want to know if he/she/other has more Coldplay related tasks than answering us and what are these on a regular basis ?

what his favourite james bond film is! :D
We think alike. I have sent in a Which Bond is Coldplay's fav Bond question. I also sent in a "are you the same Oracle as the one in the Matrix" question.

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