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Ask the Oracle on Coldplay.com (Now in session!)

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Hi I am Lauren btw.

 

Even worse, Mel. I think she is talking about us, even though she gives our adress... She mentions message boards in general, including this popular one.

I think it's unfair because when I came here I enjoyed the overal politeness and lovely sharing of all sorts.

 

Of course the O might be blinded by some pervy questions ...

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  • I can't give you the reasonings on why things changed, but I can give you an update from what I observed. The Oracle was run by Debs Wild. Debs is still with the band and helps out fans, for exam

Hi I am Lauren btw.

 

Even worse, Mel. I think she is talking about us, even though she gives our adress... She mentions message boards in general, including this popular one.

I think it's unfair because when I came here I enjoyed the overal politeness and lovely sharing of all sorts.

 

Of course the O might be blinded by some pervy questions ...

 

Hey Lauren...yeah if the Oracle is Debs I am hoping she's just referring to the old official board getting out of control because almost everyone on this site is just about as nice and harmless as can be. We all talk a big talk about what we'd do to the boys or whatever but its all in good fun. Surely the Oracle is smart enough to see that:dozey:

I get the feeling that the Oracle is referring to the old official boards. There were some very testy, not so kind folks posting there. No Coldplay Luv for newbies there, just a lot of one-ups-manship.

I certainly hope so.

 

Your stalking skills did get you to Jonny and Guy and they haven't complained, have they;)

 

Plus methinks people are here also a little to vent what everyday life might be wanting. In a indirect and full of humour way. But some people's limit about rudeness are tighter than others, so maybe she is just warning new viewers that they come here at they own risk, sort of way. Lots of people are quite young.

 

Well they love Coldplay so they should find themselves very happy here :sunny: There are enough threads to satisfy all sorts !

oracle problems

 

hmmmmm, which Coldplayer is the Oracle scared of most?:rolleyes: so, is the Oracle serious about 10,000 questions?

 

^ Nah. S/he is just pulling our legs I bet. The Oracle can say anything it wants to.

I bet that the Oracle is just some lonely lass/chap who wishes s/he had half as much attention as the band gets.

So s/he has devoted him/herself to answering pointless questions...

The Oracle doesn't answer good questions because s/he either doesn't know the answers, :smug:

Or s/he fears that us Coldplayers will become too knowledgable about the band, moreso than the Oracle.

So s/he vows to not tell us any goodies that could ruin his/her position as the band's official know-it-all/smartie pants. :angry:

 

That's my philosophy on the Oracle anyway....it's probably completely wrong, but oh well.

 

Definition of Oracle: A person considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinions.

(Obviously the Oracle thinks very highly of him/herself) :P

 

Oh, sweet that Coldplaying.com was mentioned by the Oracle though.

August 22, 2008 - submitted by Laura, Hungary

 

Q. Is there ever going to be a message board on the website where fans can talk to each other? thnx Oracle for the answer:)

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

There are no plans to have a message board on this site. Personally forums can get very ugly and unhealthy. They're scary places even for an Oracle. That said; if you're looking for one the unofficial fan site coldplaying.com has a popular one.

 

Probably already posted but I love how the Oracle mentioned coldplaying!

Hey Lauren...yeah if the Oracle is Debs I am hoping she's just referring to the old official board getting out of control because almost everyone on the site is just about as nice and harmless as can be. We all talk a big talk about what we'd do to the boys or whatever but its all in good fun. Surely the Oracle is smart enough to see that:dozey:

 

:stunned: you mean you're not serious? :stunned:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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hmmmmm, which Coldplayer is the Oracle scared of most?:rolleyes: [/quote]

 

ME, PLEASE LET IT BE ME.

It's cool Coldplaying got a mention.

 

I think O is talking about messageboards in general. But s/he has a point. Boards can be ugly and unhealthy place to spend time, however well run they are. :)

"August 22, 2008 - submitted by Laura, Hungary

 

Q. Is there ever going to be a message board on the website where fans can talk to each other? thnx Oracle for the answer:)

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

There are no plans to have a message board on this site. Personally forums can get very ugly and unhealthy. They're scary places even for an Oracle. That said; if you're looking for one the unofficial fan site coldplaying.com has a popular one."

 

I have found the same :o My god...

this place is not scary .. it's sweet and lovely :blush:

 

 

but if the oracle comes here tomorrow.. he'll be scared :P

this place is not scary .. it's sweet and lovely :blush:

 

 

but if the oracle comes here tomorrow.. he'll be scared :P

 

Ye! we're not scary... don't we?:wink3:

 

it's nice coldplaying was mentioned:P

:disappointed: I knew I wouldnt be the one who gets the answer to that question by using 'the perv unit' as my first name... haha ! :P

 

 

Hahahahahahaha! Chavi, you rock!:laugh3:

 

 

Okay, I'm new to this.. where do I send in my questions to? :thinking: Has anyone asked anything about Jonny yet?

 

You should have added 'He could pull those off" :wink: That's only thing about Jonny that there is in the whole entire questionaire?

 

 

I posted a question about clarifying where he was born, etc, b/c Oracle seems to have it backwards.:rolleyes: (He said born in Wales and moved to London).

 

 

 

I would KILL for those pics of me, Lori, and Jonny though...:(

 

 

 

Yeah, it would be great to have those. I'm trying to remember, did Guy take some of just Jonny and his sign, or were we in all of Guy's pics?

 

 

 

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Yeah, it would be great to have those. I'm trying to remember, did Guy take some of just Jonny and his sign, or were we in all of Guy's pics?

 

 

 

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I don't remember Guy taking any of just Jonny. I think he tried, but Jonny was already so embarrassed that there was no way he was going to be seen standing around holding up a sign proclaiming himself as great so he quickly made sure you guys got in there. :laugh3:

I don't remember Guy taking any of just Jonny. I think he tried, but Jonny was already so embarrassed that there was no way he was going to be seen standing around holding up a sign proclaiming himself as great so he quickly made sure you guys got in there. :laugh3:

 

 

 

Haha! Gosh, my memory is so hazy. Did Jonny say no at first, and that is why Guy told us to get in there? Thank goodness Guy was there!

 

 

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He didn't say no, he just didn't look thrilled at taking a pic by himself so I think he's the one that said you guys should get in the pic and Guy told everyone where to stand. I know why you don't remember, you were kinda like " :stunned: Jonny is standing right next to me" the whole time. :D

 

I was taking pics next to Guy and checking out his ummm ASSests. :sneaky:

He didn't say no, he just didn't look thrilled at taking a pic by himself so I think he's the one that said you guys should get in the pic and Guy told everyone where to stand. I know why you don't remember, you were kinda like " :stunned: Jonny is standing right next to me" the whole time. :D

 

I was taking pics next to Guy and checking out his ummm ASSests. :sneaky:

 

 

Guy's? How was the view?:sneaky:

 

When Jonny walked up to us and I saw his pants I must have looked like this :o

 

Then I said to myself "Shit! Don't look there don't look there don't look there."

 

 

He was so uh... clearly visible and... massively bulgetastic!:wink3:

 

 

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Guy's? How was the view?:sneaky:

 

When Jonny walked up to us and I saw his pants I must have looked like this :o

 

Then I said to myself "Shit! Don't look there don't look there don't look there."

 

 

He was so uh... clearly visible and... massively bulgetastic!:wink3:

 

 

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Guy needs cheek implants. :P

On the pics you and Mel took with them, you let him hold the sign...umm hello! that blocks the money shot... I made sure I held the sign, so we could see both of them. :sneaky:

Guy needs cheek implants. :P

On the pics you and Mel took with them, you let him hold the sign...umm hello! that blocks the money shot... I made sure I held the sign, so we could see both of them. :sneaky:

 

 

Haha, I was just doing what Guy told me to do!

 

 

And I will let Jonny do what he wants. Always. :sneaky:

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August 22, 2008 - submitted by Laura, Hungary

 

Q. Is there ever going to be a message board on the website where fans can talk to each other? thnx Oracle for the answer:)

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

There are no plans to have a message board on this site. Personally forums can get very ugly and unhealthy. They're scary places even for an Oracle. That said; if you're looking for one the unofficial fan site coldplaying.com has a popular one.

 

Probably already posted but I love how the Oracle mentioned coldplaying!

 

He mentions it cause he spends his days here, under some screen name. and he loves it, of course.

He mentions it cause he spends his days here, under some screen name. and he loves it, of course.

 

that post is gonna start a Coldplaying Oracle hunt :laugh3:

^ Nah. S/he is just pulling our legs I bet. The Oracle can say anything it wants to.

I bet that the Oracle is just some lonely lass/chap who wishes s/he had half as much attention as the band gets.

So s/he has devoted him/herself to answering pointless questions...

The Oracle doesn't answer good questions because s/he either doesn't know the answers. :smug:

Or s/he fears that us Coldplayers will become too knowledgable about the band, moreso than the Oracle.

So s/he vows to not tell us any goodies that could ruin his/her position as the band's Know-It-All. :angry:

 

That's my philosophy on the Oracle anyway....it's probably completely wrong, but oh well.

 

Definition of Oracle: A person considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinions.

(Obviously the Oracle thinks very highly of him/herself) :P

 

think Anchorman's been reading your post :laugh3:

 

Newsreel: Oracle answers 10,000th question

August 22, 2008 7:44 pm

That's a lot of questions

 

Good evening. We're pleased to announce that, today, the Oracle answered the 10,000th question to be submitted to Coldplay.com for their attention. The Oracle hasn't actually answered all 10,000 of them, but it still feels like a landmark moment. Head on over there to celebrate.

 

Anchorman

that post is gonna start a Coldplaying Oracle hunt :laugh3:

 

I dont mind. Ill hunt him myself if its necessary, we need proper informations.

Haha, I was just doing what Guy told me to do!

 

 

And I will let Jonny do what he wants. Always. :sneaky:

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^ looks like Guy likes being in control :wink3::wink3:

*runs back to Perv Unit w\ dirty thought*

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