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Ask the Oracle on Coldplay.com (Now in session!)

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Dear Oracle,

You claim to be all knowing. Based on you answers so far, I think you know fuck all. Get a real job!

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  • I can't give you the reasonings on why things changed, but I can give you an update from what I observed. The Oracle was run by Debs Wild. Debs is still with the band and helps out fans, for exam

Indeed I did. :smug:

 

I always put my real email address. I am hoping to gode the Oracle into sending me a direct message asking me to please stop organizing people to harass him/her. :lol:

I understand your point of view, long time fans, for me since I became a big fan of Coldplay only just a few months ago, I must admit that the Oracle clarified a few points that I had not found out myself on here or wiki or watching so many interviews and videos. :)

 

So, what type of question is a GOOD question in your opinion Mel, Chavi, Angie & co. (and I mean not a pervy one cause they are bound to dismiss it like they already did with the beautiful women parts...) ? What kind of answer are you looking for ?

 

hmm :thinking:

*lol* Whatever question you will send in, I'm in too. I want to piss of the Oracle too, mwhahahaha :sneaky:

 

Maybe we could ask something about the current tour...

I understand your point of view, long time fans, for me since I became a big fan of Coldplay only just a few months ago, I must admit that the Oracle clarified a few points that I had not found out myself on here or wiki or watching so many interviews and videos. :)

 

So, what type of question is a GOOD question in your opinion Mel, Chavi, Angie & co. (and I mean not a pervy one cause they are bound to dismiss it like they already did with the beautiful women parts...) ? What kind of answer are you looking for ?

 

hmm :thinking:

 

Actually, I think everything he/she/it has answered is stuff most of us already knew :rolleyes:

I understand your point of view, long time fans, for me since I became a big fan of Coldplay only just a few months ago, I must admit that the Oracle clarified a few points that I had not found out myself on here or wiki or watching so many interviews and videos. :)

 

So, what type of question is a GOOD question in your opinion Mel, Chavi, Angie & co. (and I mean not a pervy one cause they are bound to dismiss it like they already did with the beautiful women parts...) ? What kind of answer are you looking for ?

 

hmm :thinking:

does it really matter. Oracle either answers incorrectly, half assed or not at all. So we might as well just fuck with him. :D

I guess the Oracle is geared more for the casual listener....for us diehard fans I think we are just looking for answers that only an insider could give.

 

Bad question example: Coldplay has a song and its got some kind of color in it - it goes something like this...and it was all _____. Can you tell me what this song is??

 

Good question example: Guy has been seen with a camera on the recent tour. What is he planning on doing with all the pictures hes been taking?

 

Sooooo, all that being said I'd say the Oracle is much more likely to answer the bad/stupid question:dozey:

Yeah I saw he/she answered incorrectly about Jonny's birth place.

 

He/she should not have fooled with you Angie !

 

What kind of reaction do you want from the O ? To shut up/down or to give in depth answers on something you REALLY want to know ?

Did you ask about Guy's picture Melanie ? Cause I am willing to send that in.

 

Of course I know they will answer he just loves making pictures for his collection and holding a camera makes him more comfident when he is so shy and.. I can figure out my answers. But still I am curious about this !

 

Who wants to come with the right formulation for the question girls ?

I dont know. it's just that when we first heard about the Oracle, we got all excited about it and thought it'd be GREAT fun and everything... but then it turned out to be a bit boring and annoying regarding most of the questions the O would pick.. I got pissed when seeing he/she would only answer love issue related questions.. come on, wtf?! or "what's the song 'for some reason I cant explain ?" seriously.... ?! :dozey:

there were some good questions answered but that's a very small minority..

 

now, yeah I agree.. let's fuck with him !

Yeah, I've already asked it twice...I mean that is an interesting question and not just because I'm in a few pictures he took...although that does make me more curious...

If we ask about the camera the oracle will just say something like "it wouldn't be much fun if i tell you" :dozey:

I know right, he's not even answering the questions he picks!!!

Oracle does answer some stuff that not all fans know. Like the Dan Green was in the Nappies video. Not everyone knows who Dan is. I know who Dan is. I talked to him in Chicago when he was walking back to the sound mixing area. But I know who everyone is, so I don't count. :P

 

Oracle is not big on straight answers. The only questions that get straight answers are the really dumb ones that these spazs need to learn to fucking Google. Like Mel said, ask something stoopid get an answer, ask something smart, get ignored. Ask something crazy, get a cheeky response.

Yes Mel and I've just thought like :

 

Dear Oracle, if Guy woud be willing send pictures back to the people he photographed, do you think he could post a few on Coldplaying.com ?

 

Or something like that. Please correct me.

Yes Mel and I've just thought like :

 

Dear Oracle, if Guy woud be willing send pictures back to the people he photographed, do you think he could post a few on Coldplaying.com ?

 

Or something like that. Please correct me.

 

 

The Oracle would never answer this, unfortunately....

 

I would KILL for those pics of me, Lori, and Jonny though...:(

OK I say we take Mel's basic question about Guy's pics, everybody make their own question about it (so the bastard can't say we all just cut and pasted it) and send it in...every fucking day..several times a day..until it is answered, addressed or chokes the fucker's mail box to death!

Well, Angie, could you be our own oracle then ?

 

I had asked about A Spell A Rebel Yell (love the lyrics and the electronics in it) and of course it was not answered..

 

Do you have any idea wheather it is published (not vinyl please) and if it will be on the EP in spring (and a longer version) ?

I'm in ! as awlays :D

Ok ladies about the pics I am sending one like posted above.

 

I would really really like to see what he does, and with you lot in them too ! :)

 

ps He could post in thread show us your art... (in my dreams)

Well, Angie, could you be our own oracle then ?

 

I had asked about A Spell A Rebel Yell (love the lyrics and the electronics in it) and of course it was not answered..

 

Do you have any idea wheather it is published (not vinyl please) and if it will be on the EP in spring (and a longer version) ?

 

:idea2:Ask the Angie:

 

dear Angie,

what is that song that talks about skin and bones....

 

and the Angie answers:

What! are you a fucking inbred or something? Learn to google and stop wasting the Angie's valuable time!:angry:

 

Dear Angie,

Why must Jonny always wear so many clothes?

 

and the Angie answers:

That's what the Angie keeps asking. Damnit Jonny, see it's not just me that's complaining, the kids are all writing in about it.

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

ahaha I should go back and reanswer all the oracle's questions myself. :P

^ do it !! :dance: :lol:

I asked yet another interesting question.. one that will never be answered

 

when will I learn?! :bigcry:

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