busybeeburns Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 LIAM GALLAGHER once branded Chris Martin “a geography teacher with a gawky bird”. Perhaps the Coldplay singer took it to heart - because now he’s a weird hippy soldier. . . with a gawky bird. The geeky singer and his bandmates have been sporting ridiculous French Revolution-style clobber as they plug No1 album Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends. The look ties in with the album’s arty front cover – but it makes you wonder how Chris holds on to movie star missus Gwyneth Paltrow. We don’t really think she’s gawky. Even so, Coldplay are one of the biggest bands in the world and our bet is the odd distressed sergeant look is going to be big. So you can steal a march on the rest of the wannabes, here CHLOE WOOD and NICKY HARLEY tell you how to copy Coldplay for a tenner. See below for the step-by-step guide. 1. Ditch polos and beanies - things have to get weird if you want to be a rock star. 2. Raid mum’s jewellery box for the tackiest bangles and some odd rings. 3. Chris has “Make Trade Fair” penned on his hand. Go for “The Sun - We Love It”. 4. Hit charity shops for your jacket. French Revolution chic is what you’re after. 5. For the distressed look, trample on your coat and cause a few rips. 6. Offer to do the dishes - you’ll need tea towels for the strange arm decorations. 7. Finish it off with tape down your trousers and black baseball boots. All you need now is a hottie like Gwyn on your arm. Good luck - looking like that, you’ll need it. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1309672.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdplayBirdsFly Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 chris attire :laugh3: Best... article.....EVER! :lol::D Hahaha, "Raid mum's jewellery box!" CLASSIC! But that man looks more like Guy than Chris :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I love how they found a model with Chris' hair and then Chris chops it off before it gets published :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majgirl Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iUSED2RULEtheWORLD Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I love how they found a model with Chris' hair and then Chris chops it off before it gets published :P :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiG Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 LOL.. wicked'est article ever! Now the look will spread like wildfire :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Oh my... This is the funniest, strangest and most senseless article EVER!! .. and I love it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlaatje Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I love how they found a model with Chris' hair and then Chris chops it off before it gets published :P :stunned: that's why he chopped it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 hahahhahahahaha this is pretty ridiculous. i hope the look catches on. i think. i'm still on the fence about what i think about them wearing this stuff all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 :laugh4:!!! this is funny!!! where'd you get that jacket?!?!? i love it! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenjie Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I've been looking for that for ages. It was in the actual paper about 5 weeks ago, but I couldn't find it online anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 ^^^ that sucks. :( if you find it let me know!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"*"*Claire*"*" Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Great article but.. they can TRY to copy their look but.. no way to look like the original! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_is_louve. Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 ^^^ very true! i wish they could sell those jackets in the coldplay store. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Live Life Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 :laugh3: Perhaps the tabloids had been reading last week when I said they didn't "get" Coldplay's wit.... The funniest article I have ever seen in The Sun! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 :laugh3:!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiver1231 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Hahaha I love it! I'm so gonna try this one day when I'm bored.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 HaaaHaaa!!!! :laugh3: so nice!! ... maybe i'll try it! :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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