Well, them end-of-the-world monkeys are at it again, and are predicting the world to end tommorow due to some machine in Sweden or something that will recreate "the big bang" - only obviously smaller. The experiment is tommorow, so naturally endworldmonkeys say world will end.

 

Not saying I believe it or anything, but if it does turn out to devastate us all and put the whole of human civilization in eternal limbo or send half of us to hell or heaven or just kill as all really painfully (which it probably bloody well woh't) I thought I'd have my last shout out of some things.

 

So here it is. My last dedications (if the world really does end)

 

 

Official "Fuck Off" to:

Miley Cyrus (sorry love, I know you mean good, but you're not good at it :dozey:)

All those bastards that ever tried to take advantage of me (they know who they are)

Politicians

"look! we're so mature!!" snobby girls

my school. yes. f u

Instigators

"Oooh! I'm TELLING ON YOU" people

Bold and the Beautiful - stupid show

Shows that generally boost the crap factor on TV

Douchebags

Spambots

4channers

Scientology

"yiff" (blegh :sick:)

YouTube encoding process (really it fookin' sucks)

Universal NBC

Disney's wonderful habit of trashing a good movie by making a shittastic sequel

Australian politicians (especially the ones recently that went "oh, I couldn't live on the current pension, but uh we might change it in the next budget". Well FUCK. YOU!)

Nazi Christians :bigcry:

Whatever or whomever else I have left out

 

 

Official "Luvvins:heart:" to:

Chris Martin

Jonny Buckland

Guy Berryman

Will Champion

Apple Martin (your dad loves you very much :kiss:)

Moses Martin (couldn't leave you out :P)

Violet Buckland

Juno Champion

Rex Champion

Ava Champion

The girls of the other guys of CP

I feel so terrible for this, but I've forgotten the names for Guy's little girl (I know it starts with an N)

Jude Law

indiew00! <3

Nikki

Dallas

Charlott (*HUG* :smiley:)

NCIS

Rush

Alyse

Russet

Navaling (feel better soon! :kiss:)

Hamish Blake

Andy Lee

Gwenyth Paltrow ('cuz otherwise I would be a slobbering maniac)

Stephy

Zaza

Johan

Anubi

Eggy (where the hell are you, man? I miss you D:)

BN<3

Ice cream

Strawberries

Marshmellows

Evermore (Jon Hume, Dan Hume and Peter Hume (I got your autograph from my sis but I lost it, I've been looking for it for months :bigcry:!))

Mi-ran-daaaaa

Powderfinger

The Alkaline Trio

Silverchair

MUUUUUUUUSE

Radiohead

Pocahontas (this movie is LOOVE)

Gladiator

JR Tolkien

JK Rowling

C S Lewis

Stephen King

The Shining

Chocolate

Cobs

Velki

REM

U2

Dalspotiens

Drac0

Pallav

Emmytwin!

Nick :rolleyes:

Mark :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Rick

Thalia

Mel

Ale

Chels

Joe

Briggins the mighty mod-eater

Cyanide and Happiness

Possum the cat

Boris the budgie

Olympus the spider

Rach

Me parents :P

JLB :P

FINE... the one whom Indya chooses to call "Jakey wakey" :P (just be gentle with her, she gets all awkward and shy :lol:!!)

Don't Panic

Clocks

Crest of Waves

Proof

For You

The Perv Unit :dozey:

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band :cool:

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Whomever or whatever else I have left out

 

 

 

I probably forgot a few so I may edit this later :P Feel free to make your own dedications that you will likely laugh at when the world does not, in fact, end (they're fun to make anyway)

u even know my name .... :lol:

 

cool :P

I think its about time the world ended, its suffering a long and painfull death. If it were an animal, its would have been put out of its misery long ago.

My last words are:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaaaaaaAAaaaAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah. :thinking:

yes, i knew this already.

hahahahhahahaha, nice one :lol:

and thanks for the shout out :heart:

 

i'd make one of my own if i was less lazy. last year i actually made a stephen colbert-esque "on notice" and "dead to me" list on the whiteboard on my dorm door and kept it updated for a week, as did the rest of the girls on my floor. the "fuck off" list reminds me so much of that.

 

my friend actually IMed me yesterday all freaked out about this, which is pretty atypical for him. i thought it was hilarious, though :P

 

should i be worried? :uhoh:

what!?

hahahahhahahaha, nice one :lol:

and thanks for the shout out :heart:

 

i'd make one of my own if i was less lazy. last year i actually made a stephen colbert-esque "on notice" and "dead to me" list on the whiteboard on my dorm door and kept it updated for a week, as did the rest of the girls on my floor. the "fuck off" list reminds me so much of that.

 

my friend actually IMed me yesterday all freaked out about this, which is pretty atypical for him. i thought it was hilarious, though :P

 

should i be worried? :uhoh:

Nope. It's not tomorrow. None of the signs have occurred yet.

But then again we could never really know. hehe

for all of you that don't know:

 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/08/lhc.collider/index.html

 

discussion of the actual thing here :D

i'll see u then.. but not yet... not yet :bigcry: (Gladiator)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D:P

for all of you that don't know:

 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/08/lhc.collider/index.html

 

discussion of the actual thing here :D

Ohhhhhh, this is tomorrow!!! Ahhh how bloody hell exciting!! :dance::dance:

Seriously, this is so cool!

What's everyone gonna do with their last night on the planet then? I'm gonna listen to It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M. on repeat and get in the mood for tomorrow :laugh3:

Thanks for the mention!:rolleyes: :bigcry:

Wow, they haven't said anything about it here! Nothing to worry about then :)!

hey my name's on there!! :surprised::heart::kiss:

 

 

but wait!! the world can't end tomorrow!!! my Coldplay concert's in 20 days!!!

if I've paid £100 for coldplay tickets and the world ends tomorrow I will be PISSED.

 

:P

But I haven't even started living yet :cry:

And Chris Martin hasn't broken up w/ Gwen to realize that he loves me :lol::stunned:

I wish someone would havetold me earlier...then I could have at least taken some sort of risk!!!!

Sorry to rain on the parade, but they're only testing that the big magnets work tomorrow. They won't start colliding particles into each other- the process people are worried about- for another couple of months.

i think this is a fake:inquisitive:

it's definitely not fake; it's just a matter of whether or not we're all going to be toast. i sincerely don't think we are. maybe that's me just being completely unable to fathom nothingness, but i really don't believe i'm NOT going to wake up tomorrow (or in a month or so, whenever it is now). i actually laugh when i think about it.

Sorry to rain on the parade, but they're only testing that the big magnets work tomorrow. They won't start colliding particles into each other- the process people are worried about- for another couple of months.

 

Do you think all those people paranoid the world will end care? :rolleyes:

As long this doesn't tie into the twisted prophecy of some suicide cult, I'm really interested in what shows up in the experiment results.

I dont get how people can even think the big bang theory works. Its like going to someone's house and saying" hmmm, there was a massive explosion here and as a result this perfectly built house has come. Amazing" What dumb asses!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

That's so bad! I need to meet Chris Martin, Guy Berryman, Chris Evans, Cristiano Ronaldo, Rafa Nadal, Michael Phelps before dying... :laugh3:

Please, that must be a fake... hehehe

 

 

Well, sometimes these kind of news are out... :dozey:

Well hey, I'm still alive for a few months.

 

Until they actually test it. Woohoo list building time :dance: