cold_love23 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Chris: QUIET Will!...Anyway Gwyneth, what are you doing, it's not safe for you to be out here on your own, there are crazy pervert's like Guy and Will around! Guy and Will: Hey!! Jonny: So, are you gay? Ross: Huh? Jonny: Are you gay? Ross: What? Jonny: Are you queer? Ross: Pardon? Jonny: Are you homosexual? Ross: Say again? Jonny: Do you like dick? Ross: Certainly not!, I'm not gay! omg I laughed sooo hard at those parts ^^^ :laugh3: can't wait for the next piece of the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Haha thanks ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'll post the link to the site :sneaky: Okay pervy fans, here you go, this might be the best non-finished Coldplay-fanfiction ever written! http://geocities.com/xwhatawasterx/cwys01.html This is the best fucking story ever!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Simon I love your story!!! So do we get a part 7 soon?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Yes! Soon! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinttis Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Emma, I love your fics :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven12 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 This is the best fucking story ever!!!!!!!! I so agree!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Ya I read it like months and months ago. Glad someone brought it back up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Emma, I love your fics :smug: Eee :smug2: thanks :heart: your story is so great!!:D <luvvinz3:heart: Emma, your writing is so good. Srsly. Aww :wacky: thank yee :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 This is the best fucking story ever!!!!!!!! I couldn't agree more, but it is so sad that the author didn't continue it :sad2: I'm waiting so long for its continuance, but oh well... maybe she forgot about her story :disappointed: And Emma, as your two other stories, your new one IS F*CKING Smexey :D:wink3: Keep it up, your writing improves alot! :thumbsup: I wish I could write in a better english, dammit :uneasy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Ya I know, I told Mel that she should continue that story. Or you could do it! Chris and Guy story:D Where are those other ones you said you were writing:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 THE ADVENTURE: Part 7 (i FOUND TIME TO MAKE IT!) ----------------------------------- At the Gay Bar, Ross is closing up, a barman is with him... Ross: Ahh, what is wrong with me? Barman: Your brilliant! Ross: I mean, I almost died back then...and yet I feel no anger... Barman: That is what you call deluded, mate! Ross: I need Jonny back! Ross run's out of the bar, leaving the Barman on his own... Barman: Ross! ROSS!, Who's Jonny? Meanwhile back at the Martin Household, Chris and Jonny are enjoying themselves...they are kissing... Jonny: Ahh, I love you soo much! Chris: And I you! Jonny: But, Chris, CHRIS!, You are married! Chris: She's on TV, she's not real! Jonny: I'm being serious, we can't carry on like this! Chris: I'll leave her then! Jonny: Would you?...Really? Chris: For you!....Anything!...I just need to go to the hospital and pick up Apple! Jonny: Okay Before Chris and Jonny go into the other room to meet Gwyneth, Moses, Will & Guy they share another passionate kiss Gwyneth: There you are Chris...Anyone would have thought you two were having sex! Chris: Haha, yeh... Jonny: Oh don't be ridicolous!, Hahaha.....ha Moses: Mummy what does sex mean? Guy: Well Moses sex is when two people rub each other really hard and sometimes one of the people fall inside the other! Moses: WOW!, Can I have sex with you? Gwyneth: GUY! Gwyneth slaps Guy Gwyneth: How dare you speak to my child about stuff like that! Guy: Oh shut it Gwyneth, in fact, I don't care....Chris, I've got something to tell you...me and Gwyneth have been having an affair! Chris: WHAT? Gwyneth:....what? Guy: Yeah, that's right, but it's over now, I'm just going outside, you and Gwyneth can be left to kill each other! Guy walks out, blowing a kiss to Gwyneth... At the police station, the Wierd Man has come in for questioning... Policeman 1: Sooo....what's your name, then? Wierd Man: Me name? Policeman 2: Yes, your name! Wierd Man: There be a funnie stori behin' me name' u kno'. It al' happenen' twent' year ago... Policeman 1: All we want is your name... Wierd Man: But... Policeman 2: Okay, so your name is But?....Second name? Wierd Man: But... Policeman 1: So your name is But But! Wierd Man: Noooooooooo Policeman 2: Are you from Africa? Yes, and what happened then... Wierd Man: Waaa? Policeman 2: And what happened was Waaa...okay we're done, Tim, let's get a coffee Policeman 1: Yes, let's... The two policemen walk out, hand in hand and head towards the coffee machine... There is a knock at the Martin household...Jonny goes to answer, it is Ross Ross: Jonny, I thought I would find you here! Jonny: ROSS! Ross: Yes it's me, I love you Jonny, kiss me! Ross pulls Jonny towards him for a kiss as Chris watches on in anger... Jonny: I don't want you Ross! I want Chris! Gwyneth: What! Ross: What? Will: OMG! Guy: Time to make my move, hehehe! Chris: Jonny, this is not the right time! Gwyneth: Is what he is saying true Chris? Chris: What... Gwyneth: Does Jonny love you? Chris: Why don't you ask him? Gwyneth: Jonny, do you love Chris? Jonny: Yes, I love him and I don't care who knows it! Gwyneth: And do you, Chris, love Jonny? Chris: I....I Jonny: Say it! Chris: Yes!, I love Jonny! Will: Well I never saw that coming... Gwyneth start's crying! Gwyneth: How could you? Gwyneth runs upstairs crying.. Guy: I better make sure she's alright... Guy follows her up Chris: Moses, I think you should go to bed Moses: But, but...daddy! Chris: GO! Now! Moses runs upstairs with tears running down his eyes Ross: Well, Jonny, you will see me in court! Ross run's out the house Chris: Will, can you leave please! Will: Yeah sure, I'll see you guys tomorrow then? Chris: Don't count on it! Will smiles and walks out the house... Jonny: I can't believe what you have done! Chris: Neither can I, look, we can't leave Apple any longer, come with me to the hospital to pick her up! Jonny: Okay! Chris and Jonny walk out the house and into Chris's car.. At the hospital, Apple and the Cloaked Figure are in bed's next to each other... Apple: What colour is you plaster? Cloaked Figure: Pink...What's yours? Apple: Blue, can we swap? Cloaked Figure: I don't think we can... Apple: So what is your name, then? Cloaked Figure: I don't have a name... Apple: Don't lie to me... Cloaked Figure: I mean I don't like to have a name. Apple: So you do have one... Cloaked Figure: Yes Apple: Tell me, please, I can keep a secret! Cloaked Figure: Okay, but you promise not to tell anyone! Apple: I promise Cloaked Figure: My name....is....Banana! The hospital turns silent for a few seconds then burst into fits of laughter as Chris and Jonny burst through the doors... Chris: What is so funny? Apple: Dad!...Jonny! Chris: Hey love! Jonny: Y'alright Ap's? Apple: I'm alright but he's not Chris: Who's that? Apple: This is Banana, Banana, this is my Dad and Jonny Buckland... Banana: Uhh...hi! Chris: Come on let's take you home! Banana: Thanks! Chris: Not you!, Apple! Apple: Where's Mummy? Chris: Ummm, at home, come on let's go! Apple jumps out of her bed and holds Chris's hand and waves goodbye to Banana with her other hand! Banana: Seeya Apple!, It has been fun, whenever I kidnap again you will be the first one! Apple: Thanks Banana, seeya! Banana: Bye! Apple, Chris and Jonny walk out of the hospital, leaving Banana with a nurse.. Nurse: Okay. umm, Banana, let's get you ready to go home...who's gonna pick you up? Banana: Umm, ummm, ummm, my, ummm, mum Nurse: Okay what's her name? Banana: Ummm, Lemon! Back at the Martin Household...Guy is comforting Gwyneth and Moses listen's on Guy: Don't cry, please, you look ugly when you cry! Gwyneth: Oh, you are sweet Guy!, maybe your not to bad after all, maybe there is a chance for us! Guy: You mean...your leaving Chris? Gwyneth: Yes! Moses listen's in with horror, run's downstairs and collapes in tears at the bottom! -------------------------- TO BE CONTINUED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 " Banana: Seeya Apple!, It has been fun, whenever I kidnap again you will be the first one!" :lol::laugh3: so freaking sick XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsSeverusSnape Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Imagine the guys reading this :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsalyers Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Hahaha Banana!!!:rolleyes: I like it:D Im ready for part 8:dance: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hera_g89 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Hahahaha, awesome. The Weird Man returns. :D Guy is such a perv...:wink3: I'm loving this too much...Part 8!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marie/pims Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Ahahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cold_love23 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Guy: Yeah, that's right, but it's over now, I'm just going outside, you and Gwyneth can be left to kill each other! Guy walks out, blowing a kiss to Gwyneth... _______________________________ Gwyneth: How could you? Gwyneth runs upstairs crying.. Guy: I better make sure she's alright... Guy follows her up OMG I love the way that you are writing Guy.. he's so sassy! can't wait for the next part :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corkus Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Oh dear. Apples and bananas. I think there's a kids' song about that. Still a very funny story, though getting ever-more-twisted (and pervy at points). Keep 'em coming, my friend. Starting jotting down some lines for the start of my own fanfic, actually. Chris actually comes off as sort of a dork, Guy just gets ignored by everyone, haven't developed a personality for Will yet, and Jonny...is just Jonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 And Emma, as your two other stories, your new one IS F*CKING Smexey :D:wink3: Keep it up, your writing improves alot! :thumbsup: Aww thanks :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPsy Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 oooh thanks guys!, I'm glad you lot are still liking my story! :dance:, It can't go on forever and there may only be one or two more parts and they will hopefully all be posted today at one point! :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 You're outshining me Si :bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hera_g89 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 No, Emma, you are amazing as well!!! I love it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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