I'm a bit bored (maybe it's this bloody hot) and I'm thinking 'bout Chris...

He is THE MAN but I'm sure we can find any defect on him (or suppose it) ...

Me, first:

 

- He has a girlfriend (although I can sort it out... :wink3: )

- He is very insecure

- He is going bald

- Jonny loves him... (hard enemy :P )

 

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-He sometimes reveals things about himself he really shouldn't (the 22 thing is a good example)

-He has trouble controlling his temper sometimes

-He wears those same shorts for everything; running, hanging on the beach etc.

 

These are only minor defects though :D :D

- As well as the same shorts, he always wear MTF shirts (good work but, I'm so happy when he wears any different...) :P

- He's got a bad memory (that's why he always writes notes on his hands) :D

 

(and what's that 22 thing, mimi?) I'm curious now...

Heehee, he revealed in an interview with Q magazine last year that he didn't lose his virginity until he was 22 - and it's kinda haunted him ever since especially now he's going out with a Hollywood star who was engaged to Brad Pitt at that age...

Oh, yeah, I remember now... He was too many sincere huh? :D

But I like he did it 'cause the normal thing is that guys lost virginity younger... But he's different yeeep!!

So, another defect

 

- He hasn't a lot of sexual experience (just 4 years)

 

Hahahaha, I'm an evil woman :P :D

:stunned: Awwww poor Chris, four years ain't that bad, plus (at the risk of being totally gross) I really don't think Gwyneth would put up with a man who was erm....sexually immature - he must be doing something right to have her following him around like a love-struck groupie. Plus he does have long fingers and big feet... :sneaky: :wink3: ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Long fingers and big feet!!!!! Hilarious!!!

 

Yeeeah, I'm really bad with him... Four years are ok, don't mind the time... the most important is the attitude, the experience... naaaaaaaaah, to the hell!!!

The most important is long fingers, big feet (and I add) being bald!!!!! :D :D

It's the quality that counts, not the quantity ;)

 

:stunned: How does being bald help??? I'm curious :wink3:

:o :lol: i don't think any of his minor imperfections bother me!!!! ;)

 

 

 

actually when he is singing live he tends to spit in his mic alot but most artists do that!!!! :lol: ;)

It's the quality that counts, not the quantity ;)

 

:stunned: How does being bald help??? I'm curious :wink3:

 

I meant that there's a cliché here about bald men have a lot of sexual power... :wink3:

I still can't check it

*Chriiiiis, where are youuuuu*

Really? I didn't know that *goes on hunt for a bald man*

 

Actually he does yoga too and they do say that men who do yoga are able to perform for an unusually long period of time. Men who are exceptionally good at yoga are said to have a life-span of 5 hrs... :wink3:

 

Tired Chris???

5 hours? 5 HOURS??? I can't believe it... It's amazing!!!

And I also heard that musicians (specially piano and guitar players) have a lot of sensibility on their hands... ;) :sneaky:

Ohhh yeah, I mean if you can play the piano hook of Clocks everynight, what else can you do????

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's trueeeeeeee!!!!

Lucky Gwyneth who is with a musician, bald, with long fingers and big feet, who make yoga and who plays 'Clocks'!!!!

I'm sure she is totally satisfied :o :D :P

Yeah she has a balding, long fingered, big footed, yoga performing musician boyfriend who ALSO writes and dedicates her songs at concerts, serenades her in restaurants, holds hands with her in the park, fetches her water and scripts on film sets, gets her orange juice in the morning and tucks her in at night...

 

I'm happy for her see---> :D :D :) :confused: :confused: :/ :/ :worried: :worried: :mean: :mean: :shifty: :shifty: :veryangry2: :veryangry2: (lucky bitch)

Aaaah, mimi, you make me laugh...

But, why are we talking about that at this hour in the night... :stunned:

I want a boyfriend!!!!! Where are the nice guys out here???? :(

If I knew where all the nice men were I promise I'd tell you, I can point you in the direction of some prize idiots though.

I'm talking about this at this very late hour because there's a spider in my bedroom and I haven't got a nice, strong guy to remove it!

Nice men are not availables for us... or are they hidden? :confused: :(

Aaaaargh, a spider!!! I hate them!!!!

Anyway, I'm going to bed, it's almost 5.00 am here!!! I need to rest and not think about men...

:P

Night night :snore: :D

He may not be 'perfect' but he is pretty close. Gwenyth is very lucky

Of course he's not perfect. Thats what makes him so great :D :rolleyes: :P And you're right about Jonny Noni! :lol:

-He sometimes reveals things about himself he really shouldn't (the 22 thing is a good example)

 

The 22 thing doesn't bother me the slightest (I actually think it's quite a bonus, but hey that's just me :D I don't like it when guys lose their virginity early just for the hell of it)

I was actually thinking of the whole 'I can't stop farting' thing, if you're looking for examples of things he should have kept to himself ;)

:lol: :lol: that made me laugh! :lol:

hey, i've got a statement: no one's perfect!!

 

although chris is damn close to being it :wink3: