You did the fucking off for them

I know. I'm sad. but then again my house was 100m away.

I think they went to get pizza.

I am addicted to the computer.

 

 

 

You mean your addicted to this website.

gun ownership is not meant for some people

 

 

 

Are you saying what I think you are?

I am sitting with a tub of ice cream watching Sex and the City re-runs.

 

IT'S SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, GIVE ME A BREAK. Dx

What do you want broken?

Sex and the City sucks.

You mean your addicted to this website.

 

 

yes. :uhoh:

I confess... i don't want to tell her... i mean i do, but i don't know how to explain... OMG! :bigcry:

You are gay!

i am straight

I am gay...?

 

 

 

I confess he's the reason why I'm smiling :D

xD

I confess that I'm feeling super weird all of the sudden :wreck: but i know what i want...

I shaved for the first time in a while today, my face feels naked

I think I was brave in the past 10 days more than in my whole life...

 

Oh, and I also confess that I have a huge crush on somebody...

I don't want to go out because I have a pimple.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Oh yea and I'm scared of my wisdom teeth removal tomorrow oh noes!

I keep a lot of stuff to myseld.

I keep a lot of stuff to myseld.

 

Me too, in fact....most stuff.

yeah. most the 'important' stuff. whatever the hell that means.

Josh, I spoke with your surgeon. He says he's going to punch you in the face repeatedly until your mouth is bleeding and your cheeks are swollen. Then he'll knock you out with some "special gas" (he probably meant from his own body, combined with a roofie), and you'll forget all about it.

 

Oh yeah, and he'll remove your wisdom teeth. But mostly it'll be horrific torture that you won't remember, like your circumcision.

Fuck you.