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Josh, I spoke with your surgeon. He says he's going to punch you in the face repeatedly until your mouth is bleeding and your cheeks are swollen. Then he'll knock you out with some "special gas" (he probably meant from his own body, combined with a roofie), and you'll forget all about it.

 

Oh yeah, and he'll remove your wisdom teeth. But mostly it'll be horrific torture that you won't remember, like your circumcision.

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One day i said something like "i'm always finding new way to make you explode" and everyone on Coldplaying... was like EWWW GROSS...and i was like what? and they were like oh hahahaha naivety ...and i was like EW SICKOS NOT LIKE THAT!!

 

 

 

 

Good times, good times...

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