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Things people who claim to be a coldplay fan should NEVER say

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"can you turn it off" (CD of COldplay)-my girlfriend said on a car trip...tisk tisk

I sincerely hope you didn't turn it off.

I'll do a lot of tedious stuff for girls (probably more than I should), but if one told me to turn off Coldplay, I wouldn't take that crap and I'd totally make her walk home. :sneaky:

 

EDIT: Now that I recall, I had X&Y playing on the car ride to prom two years back, and my prom date's best friend told me to turn off because it was "so slow". Both me and my prom date totally flipped on her.

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:stunned:

 

Blasphemy!!!!!!! That's Jonny's song :angry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

well they just turned it into Chris' song :lol:

 

Oh yeah, I like coldplay... it's that Chris Martin dude, who married Gwyneth Paltrow...

 

ermm Hellooooo there's a band there, and he is NOT mrs Paltrow...:dozey:

 

also.... Guy berryman reminds me of Mika :rolleyes:

"you talk about coldplay so much. it's getting annoying."

 

friend of mine said to me who claims to love them. :dozey:...

Referring to Chris as, "the one who married that Gwyneth Paltrow" :rolleyes:

"Damn the singer is ugly!".....

 

Chris? Ugly? HA.

I actually heard this outside Birmingham's NIA, pre-coldplay concert...

The guy obviously wasnt a fan, but he was going to the concert nonetheless:

 

"Wait, who is this Chris Martin guy?"

 

I was like :stunned:

A true coldplay fan should never say "Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing!!!"

 

 

What about "Ni?"

^he must of been joking

 

He wasn't.

Coz i heard someone from his group explaining it to him...

:thinking:

"wait- clocks is by coldplay?"

:dozey: mhm. yeah. it is.

"dreaming... i'll be your soccer son"

are you kidding me.

^HAHAHHAHA!!

that second one definently made me crack up. people are dumb nowadays, hahah.

i hate when people say "Coldplay is soo unoriginal"

 

wtf is more original than Coldplay?!

"I LOVE the 40 Year-Old Virgin!" :dunce:

 

No.

 

Edit: ^ Yeah, I agree. Coldplay is a band, dammit!

Wow, some pretty hard comments you guys have heard!

 

I think it's weird when people say Beautiful World to Don't Panic!

I think it's okay for someone to call themselves a true Coldplay fan if they like stuff more than their songs on the radio. If they only like "Viva La Vida" "Clocks" and like "Fix You" "Speed of Sound" or whatever, they LIKE Coldplay. They aren't really a true fan.

Not like us crazies on Coldplaying.com

 

:)

Wow, some pretty hard comments you guys have heard!

 

I think it's weird when people say Beautiful World to Don't Panic!

 

 

I KNOW! PEOPLE ARE LIKE "I have Coldplay on my iPod and it says "Beautiful World" I'm like "WTF is this?!"

haha. If you like a song it might be good to know the ACTUAL name of it.

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^^hahaha yeah, i was listening to my mp3 player at lunch and this guy i named ryan(i dont know his real name and no one will tell me!!) started listening and said"oh i love this band!!! its the only hip-hop i will ever like...":angry:"...what song is this, speed of sound?"i was listening to clocks. honestly...

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"can you turn it off" (CD of COldplay)-my girlfriend said on a car trip...tisk tisk

 

oh shut up! i was trying to sleep lol

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