Wait, do I have to come out as a Coldplay fan?

 

[staring me down, holding the paper Viva butterflies she found under my mattress]

Mom:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW COULD YOU.

 

 

Me:

Mom. Dad.

I have something to tell you.

This is something I've struggled with my entire life.

I'm always teased at school.

I'm always stared at, singing in the car.

I'm beaten for it.

But I'm still me.

Mom. Dad.

I'm a Coldplay fan.

I hope you can accept me for who I am.

 

:sad:

 

Mom:

I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. We still love you.

And I can live without a grandson.

 

Me:

what?

 

Nice try, BONO... :thinking:

Anyway... And all the kids they dance, all the kids all day...

 

But seriously, only MX is gay. But real gay. :wink3:

Nice try, BONO... :thinking:

Anyway... And all the kids they dance, all the kids all day...

 

But seriously, only MX is gay. But real gay. :wink3:

 

X&Y is bi-curious at the very least, I'd say.

Wait, do I have to come out as a Coldplay fan?

 

[staring me down, holding the paper Viva butterflies she found under my mattress]

Mom:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW COULD YOU.

 

 

Me:

Mom. Dad.

I have something to tell you.

This is something I've struggled with my entire life.

I'm always teased at school.

I'm always stared at, singing in the car.

I'm beaten for it.

But I'm still me.

Mom. Dad.

I'm a Coldplay fan.

I hope you can accept me for who I am.

 

:sad:

 

Mom:

I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. We still love you.

And I can live without a grandson.

 

Me:

what?

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

I'm sorry for misinterpreting again :P

X&Y is bi-curious at the very least, I'd say.

 

Wait...

What does that make Viva? O_O

Wait...

What does that make Viva? O_O

 

Viva is a 1.5 on the Kinsey scale.

 

http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/ak-hhscale.html

^Way to research,lol!

 

Even Chris said he's 'musically bi-sexual', whatever that means...;)

That means he listens to Lady Gaga and AC/DC at the same time.

That means he listens to Lady Gaga and AC/DC at the same time.

 

LOGIC POLICE :blank:

^:lol: :nod:

LOGIC POLICE :blank:

 

I'm having a facepalm moment, the idea of listening to 2 different songs at the same time was part of the joke.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN.

David, stop speaking for me. You're not in the band for that reason.

i'll never say that again.

I.M.Drumk.

things that would make get liked by a girl

^just be yourself :3

^^What she said. Girls will like you for what's inside, not what you say to impress them. :)

I feel like a total idiot for having a tiny lil crush on you. I feel like a teenager! I know you don't like me that way. I NEVER plan on telling you, I would only embarrass myself. Plus I'm married (even though THAT isn't going well) Bleck. :embarrassed:

I wish I could say 'thank you' to two amazing people in person. :love:

You annoy the hell out of me, so please, please, just shut up.

You wouldn't survive a minute. You don't really deserve to, anyway.

Welcome to Toronto, Boys. May I show you around? ;)

Welcome to Toronto, Boys. May I show you around? ;)

 

Yep, and let them hear you sing. It was really good, and the radio host thought so too.

 

I wish that the boys could hear that snippet (or the Oracle) = hint.

Your husband is controlling, creepy, and weird. You should divorce him. The family doesn't like him.

I wish I was at their concert, in the front row... I would scream like a mad bitch... I'm never going to see them live... :sad: