December 6, 201114 yr Wait, do I have to come out as a Coldplay fan? [staring me down, holding the paper Viva butterflies she found under my mattress] Mom: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW COULD YOU. Me: Mom. Dad. I have something to tell you. This is something I've struggled with my entire life. I'm always teased at school. I'm always stared at, singing in the car. I'm beaten for it. But I'm still me. Mom. Dad. I'm a Coldplay fan. I hope you can accept me for who I am. :sad: Mom: I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. We still love you. And I can live without a grandson. Me: what? Nice try, BONO... :thinking: Anyway... And all the kids they dance, all the kids all day... But seriously, only MX is gay. But real gay. :wink3:
December 6, 201114 yr Nice try, BONO... :thinking: Anyway... And all the kids they dance, all the kids all day... But seriously, only MX is gay. But real gay. :wink3: X&Y is bi-curious at the very least, I'd say.
December 6, 201114 yr Wait, do I have to come out as a Coldplay fan? [staring me down, holding the paper Viva butterflies she found under my mattress] Mom: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. HOW COULD YOU. Me: Mom. Dad. I have something to tell you. This is something I've struggled with my entire life. I'm always teased at school. I'm always stared at, singing in the car. I'm beaten for it. But I'm still me. Mom. Dad. I'm a Coldplay fan. I hope you can accept me for who I am. :sad: Mom: I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. We still love you. And I can live without a grandson. Me: what? :laugh3::laugh3: I'm sorry for misinterpreting again :P
December 6, 201114 yr X&Y is bi-curious at the very least, I'd say. Wait... What does that make Viva? O_O
December 6, 201114 yr Wait... What does that make Viva? O_O Viva is a 1.5 on the Kinsey scale. http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/ak-hhscale.html
December 6, 201114 yr ^Way to research,lol! Even Chris said he's 'musically bi-sexual', whatever that means...;)
December 7, 201114 yr That means he listens to Lady Gaga and AC/DC at the same time. LOGIC POLICE :blank:
December 7, 201114 yr LOGIC POLICE :blank: I'm having a facepalm moment, the idea of listening to 2 different songs at the same time was part of the joke.
December 7, 201114 yr ^^What she said. Girls will like you for what's inside, not what you say to impress them. :)
December 7, 201114 yr I feel like a total idiot for having a tiny lil crush on you. I feel like a teenager! I know you don't like me that way. I NEVER plan on telling you, I would only embarrass myself. Plus I'm married (even though THAT isn't going well) Bleck. :embarrassed:
December 9, 201114 yr Welcome to Toronto, Boys. May I show you around? ;) Yep, and let them hear you sing. It was really good, and the radio host thought so too. I wish that the boys could hear that snippet (or the Oracle) = hint.
December 9, 201114 yr Your husband is controlling, creepy, and weird. You should divorce him. The family doesn't like him.
December 9, 201114 yr I wish I was at their concert, in the front row... I would scream like a mad bitch... I'm never going to see them live... :sad:
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