"Wow, you're so cool!"

and

"Do you have any friends?"

 

:facepalm: No, I'm not 'cool', and yes, I have friends, thank you very much. -_-'

 

BAD DRIVER. :angry:

Oooh, I could see that. Ugh, that sucks.

 

I wanted to punch him in the face.

I swear, Virginia can be so redneck sometimes.

I have friends

 

Liar :angry:

I'm getting dangerously close to telling you about my feelings for you. But I can't because that is by far the most idiotic thing I could do.:(

Well not so much say as I would DO to my professor. :wink3:

She is such a MILF.

But if my wooing fails, she FAILS me. :bigcry:

Well not so much say as I would DO to my professor. :wink3:

She is such a MILF.

But if my wooing fails, she FAILS me. :bigcry:

 

ahahah, i know how you feel :laugh3:

Seriously, people, talk to me LIKE AN ADULT. I'm smarter than any of you. :rolleyes:

Being smarter doesn't really make you more mature, non? Intelligence is not equal to maturity.

Or is this meant separately and are you scrotum phillips?

I'm not 14 anymore and I'll be 18 by September 2nd so I'll be able to go the Stade de France by myself, don't you try to convince our parents not to let me go alone, sista :angry:

(And the fact that it's a real labyrinth is NOT a valuable reason not to let me go alone! :angry: )

It's not because you didn't do that when you were 18 that I can't !

1st - i'm so excited to marry you. i know you're going to make me extremely happy and i am so grateful to have finally found a good man for me.

 

2nd - i need you to get out of my head. we're over and we both know that, so why do you keep popping up? it's been 6 months since i've dumped you... i know we were together for almost four years, but still, it's time you got the fuck out.

I really like you :blush:

You are not as good as you think you are. Quit acting like you are.

Thank you so much for recommending that to me... that was amazing!

But how did you know I would like it? :thinking:

Taco Bell was tasty.

^ You can't just say that to someone? Haha

^ You can't just say that to someone? Haha

 

Not right now, no. Everyone is asleep. :(

Oh. Well I'm not.

 

Get back on Twitter, douchebag.

Oh. Well I'm not.

 

Get back on Twitter, douchebag.

 

Fine then. :rolleyes:

Being smarter doesn't really make you more mature, non? Intelligence is not equal to maturity.

Or is this meant separately and are you scrotum phillips?

 

Nope. But everyone still talks to me like I'm a four year old. Which I'm obviously not. -_-

 

And then second part is kind of just joking around, although among my classmates (and I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging), it's almost true. *sigh*

Okay, so meant separately :D then the first comment of mine doesn't really matter.

Sadly Scrotum philips was meaning what he said or was trying to troll and only got me caugh in his web :(

 

Unrelated: Laatkomertje is Dutch! :D

Yes! :D Celien told me what it meant, and I liked it so much I put it in my sig. :P

 

On-topic:

 

*sigh* It's obvious you like me. I won't and never will, thanks to the fact that I'm not attracted to anybody, so don't even TRY to flirt with me. Please just leave me alone.

Uh oh. I'm starting to like you more than I should. We are both married and this isn't right. Time to apply le brakes.

I'm going to ace this exam!

 

(I wish I could say that...but it's never going to happen!)

I totally feel like I'm living someone else's life every once in awhile. I'm in shock that this is where I am at. I expected my life to be totally different than what it is.

hug me plz

^ :hug:

 

Ahh, $225 down the drain...:bomb: