You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: lol

Stranger: what?

You: lol

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:P

 

Edit:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey you like music?

You: yes! what music do you like

Stranger: Quite a bit actually

Stranger: I like Radiohead alot. Oasis, Beck

You: Radiohead is my second favorite band and I like Oasis also

Stranger: Radiohead is second favorite?

Stranger: fuck!

Stranger: who's first?

You: Coldplay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:laugh3:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: lol

Stranger: what?

You: lol

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:P

 

Edit:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hey you like music?

You: yes! what music do you like

Stranger: Quite a bit actually

Stranger: I like Radiohead alot. Oasis, Beck

You: Radiohead is my second favorite band and I like Oasis also

Stranger: Radiohead is second favorite?

Stranger: fuck!

Stranger: who's first?

You: Coldplay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:laugh3:

hahaha the second chat is too funny! :lol:

:lol:

Everyone keeps disconnecting from me!!hahah

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you owe me for last night ;)

You: hi stranger

Stranger: *GAAASP*

You: owe you?

Stranger: you dont remember??

You: lol

You: shit

You have disconnected.

 

You: can't you go to Paris?

You: it's a beautiful city. you two could have the time of your life

Stranger: Not really, got work, and she has a boyfriend over there

You: oh.. that sucks..

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: :(

Stranger: so where are you from?

You: sweden, you?

Stranger: haha läskigt! [haha scary]

You: nej? du med? :o [no? you too?]

 

:stunned: :lol:

:lol:

i haven't checked that site again nor that thread... so you made any friends there?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you like hentai ? ^^

You: No. You're a lonely person, aren't you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: I can set you up.

You: The goods we talked about?

Stranger: dont be late this time

Stranger: i cant have that shit

You: I'm sorry, it was ONE time...

You: My mom was in a wreck. Jeez.

You: I had to at least PRETEND that I care about her.

Stranger: how many kg are we talking about on this one

You: 18437123941827391847593485234.

Stranger: okay, if any of the apples are bruised, your ass is mine!

You: Okay.

You: I'll try.

 

 

This one makes me sad:

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: ;)

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU LİVE

You: I ARE LIVE HERE

Stranger: OMEGLE?

You: NO

You: HERE

Stranger: WHER

You: HERE

You: THERE

Stranger: BE A LOT SPECSİFİC

Stranger: I BAD GRAMAR

You: YOU LIVE I LIVE

Stranger: I LIVE JAPAN

Stranger: YOU

You: JAPAN ARE COLORFUL

You: I LIVE YOU

Stranger: WE SMART

You: YES

Stranger: ARE YOU AMERİCAN

You: I THINK

Stranger: WHERE

You: BUT MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY

You: UH

Stranger: UTAH

You: IN A STATE

You: WEST VIRGINIA

Stranger: ARE YOU BOY

You: NO

You: I THINK

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: YOU THİNK BUT YOU NOT KNOW?

You: I NOT KNOW

You: FOR SURE

Stranger: U JOKE

Stranger: FUNNY

You: DO I

You: MAYBE

Stranger: CHECK YOUR BODY

You: WHERE

Stranger: PANTS

You: MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY

You: AND THEY HAVE LEGS IN THEM

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PEACH THER

You: lol wut

You: NO IS A PINEAPPLE

Stranger: İS İT EDİBLE

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: I JOKE

You: YOU JOKE FUNNY

Stranger: THANKS

You: WELCOME YOU ARE

Stranger: SO YOU AR GIRL

You: YES I ARE GIRL

Stranger: HOW OLD İS

Stranger: YOU PİNEAPPLE

You: ARE YOU PINEAPPLE

Stranger: NO

You: 15

You: I THINK

Stranger: IM 17 NOT PINEAPPLE

You: IM PINEAPPLE

Stranger: GOOD

You: REALLY

You: IS GOOD

Stranger: I DONT KNOW I WANT BE POLITE

Stranger: IS NOT GOOD?

You: YOU NICE

You: IS GOOD

Stranger: WHAT YOUR NAME

You: NOT SURE

You: WHERE I FIND

Stranger: I would continue this if you were older tho

Stranger: meh

You: Nice of you.

Stranger: not really :D

You: Really.

Stranger: at least that wasnt boring was it

You: At least you're not a creepy pedophile. And no, it wasn't boring.

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: encountered pedos?

You: Yeah.

You: It's fun to screw with their minds.

Stranger: hod old?

Stranger: how*

You: Up to their 40s.

You: It's hilarious.

Stranger: where are they from usually?

You: Pssh. They never say.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: 'kay good day to you west virginian pineapple muahahahah

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: .

Stranger: ..

You: I GET HIGH ON PEPTO BISMOL

Stranger: wha

You: YES

Stranger: c=======3

You: >_> THAT MUST BE ACTUAL SIZE

Stranger: it is

Stranger: scaled though

You: OH OK IT'S SMALLER

Stranger: >.>

You: :]

Stranger: I HAVE BIG PENIS!

You: ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT A WOMAN

You: OR ARE YOU BLIND

Stranger: eh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:lol:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Is this George W. Vanderbilt?

Stranger: nah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Language. =o

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK?

Stranger: HOW BIG?

You: Damn huge.

Stranger: I DEMAND ANSWERS!

Stranger: HUGE?

You: Yes.

You: Huge.

You: Damn huge.

Stranger: SURELY NOT BIGGER THAN MINE!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Mousie, mousie, 1-2-3, who can be as quiet as me?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This guy's a dick:

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: -insert old Omegle conversation here.

You: I had that conversation.

You: It was crazy.

Stranger: Riveting.

You: CRAZY MAN

You: Indeed.

You: I enjoy the depth of my conversations here.

Stranger: I've talked for hours.

You: I try not to.

Stranger: What better time, then, to bid you adieu.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

=(Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: how are you

You: Fine.

You: How are you?

Stranger: i am well

Stranger: where are you from?

You: West Virginia.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: what time is it here?

You: 17.37

Stranger: wow, i gotta get to work

You: yes, you really should

You: hurry!

Stranger: i'm running out the door now

You: wait! you forgot your lunch!

Stranger: thanks, where are my key

You: somewhere in the sofa..... um....

You: HERE *throws them*

Stranger: shit, see ya!

You: bye, honey!

Stranger: bye! love ya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:thinking:

:lol:

i don't think he loved me at all, then he wouldn't have disconnected :bigcry:

Capitalism...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: you again, huh?

Stranger: what、

You: i recognized your hi...

Stranger: hello?

You: yeah.. hello... AGAIN!

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: i luv sum 41

 

You: woof

 

Stranger: ^_^

 

Stranger: i am 9 years old

 

You: i love beirut

 

Stranger: i also luv alice in chains

 

Stranger: and wolfmother

 

You: nobody gives a fuck about your shit music

 

You: =)

 

Stranger: sometimes dragonforce

 

Stranger: o ok ^_^

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i like coldplay

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: i like my penis

You: why

You have disconnected.

 

 

:dozey:

 

 

This one makes me sad:

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: ;)

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU LİVE

You: I ARE LIVE HERE

Stranger: OMEGLE?

You: NO

You: HERE

Stranger: WHER

You: HERE

You: THERE

Stranger: BE A LOT SPECSİFİC

Stranger: I BAD GRAMAR

You: YOU LIVE I LIVE

Stranger: I LIVE JAPAN

Stranger: YOU

You: JAPAN ARE COLORFUL

You: I LIVE YOU

Stranger: WE SMART

You: YES

Stranger: ARE YOU AMERİCAN

You: I THINK

Stranger: WHERE

You: BUT MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY

You: UH

Stranger: UTAH

You: IN A STATE

You: WEST VIRGINIA

Stranger: ARE YOU BOY

You: NO

You: I THINK

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: YOU THİNK BUT YOU NOT KNOW?

You: I NOT KNOW

You: FOR SURE

Stranger: U JOKE

Stranger: FUNNY

You: DO I

You: MAYBE

Stranger: CHECK YOUR BODY

You: WHERE

Stranger: PANTS

You: MY PANTS ARE IN THE WAY

You: AND THEY HAVE LEGS IN THEM

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PEACH THER

You: lol wut

You: NO IS A PINEAPPLE

Stranger: İS İT EDİBLE

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: I JOKE

You: YOU JOKE FUNNY

Stranger: THANKS

You: WELCOME YOU ARE

Stranger: SO YOU AR GIRL

You: YES I ARE GIRL

Stranger: HOW OLD İS

Stranger: YOU PİNEAPPLE

You: ARE YOU PINEAPPLE

Stranger: NO

You: 15

You: I THINK

Stranger: IM 17 NOT PINEAPPLE

You: IM PINEAPPLE

Stranger: GOOD

You: REALLY

You: IS GOOD

Stranger: I DONT KNOW I WANT BE POLITE

Stranger: IS NOT GOOD?

You: YOU NICE

You: IS GOOD

Stranger: WHAT YOUR NAME

You: NOT SURE

You: WHERE I FIND

Stranger: I would continue this if you were older tho

Stranger: meh

You: Nice of you.

Stranger: not really :D

You: Really.

Stranger: at least that wasnt boring was it

You: At least you're not a creepy pedophile. And no, it wasn't boring.

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: encountered pedos?

You: Yeah.

You: It's fun to screw with their minds.

Stranger: hod old?

Stranger: how*

You: Up to their 40s.

You: It's hilarious.

Stranger: where are they from usually?

You: Pssh. They never say.

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: 'kay good day to you west virginian pineapple muahahahah

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

this is incredible :lol:

ummm.. I went on there and things were "interesting"

it was funny to lead him on in the beginning then I had to get out of there

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 16/m looking for horny girl :)

You: ha hello

Stranger: hey :)

You: I'm 17 and a girl !

Stranger: nice ;)

Stranger: horny? ;)

You: not really

Stranger: I can change that !

Stranger: i'll show you mine if you show me yours ;P

You: I don't think so

Stranger: ah.

You: I know sorry :(

Stranger: :)

Stranger: would you like to see mine ;)`?

You: um

Stranger: only got one of my....

Stranger: hope you dont mind ;)

You: actually I do this is starting to go way too far

Stranger: : (

You have disconnected

You: I came along

I wrote a song for you...

Stranger: And all the things that you do

You: OMG

You: Thank you

You: you have restored my faith in humanity

Stranger: YAY!

Stranger: And it was called yellow

You: YES!

You: Thank god!

You: Um.. wait I'll try one more...

Stranger: I like restoring faith in humanity.

Stranger: Its super fun.

Stranger: Try me

You: Because maybe

You're gonna be the one who saves me ?

And after all....

Stranger: your my wonderwall

You: YES!

You: oh i love you

Stranger: <3

You: one more?

Stranger: Sure

You: ....um... wait a minute...

Stranger: ok

You: And I wish I was special

Youre so fuckin special.....

Stranger: but im a creep

You: let's get married

seariously

Stranger: People really dont know these?

You: no! everyone these days listen to crap like jonas brothers

Stranger: Maybe if you are 12 year old girl.

Stranger: I got a hard one for you.

You: well... you have a point

You: okey...

You: try me!

Stranger: Sometimes

I wish I was smart

I wish I made cures for

You: How people are

I wish I had power

Stranger: You totatlly googled

You: i totally did

^haha. that's a keeper.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: look at the stars

 

Stranger: look how they shine for u

 

You: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

 

You: i love you!!!!!!

 

You: hahaha

 

Stranger: hehe

 

You: finally!

 

Stranger: i love u even more

 

You: hahaha

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: look at the stars

You: look how they shine for you

Stranger: what are you from

Stranger: ok

You: but i'm a creep

You: i'm a weirdo

You: what the hell am i doing here?

You: i don't belong here

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:sick:

Haha. Everyone tries it now too. :lol: