I will never look at ice cream the same way ever again.

but I am not really younger than you Reillo...:bigcry:

I know! I just like being patronising! :bigcry: :sick:

 

:disappointed:

ha, just clicked the site for the first time, started two conv's when they asked me asl they both dropped straight away haha

 

male ;f

I really wish I could provide service to him again.....really:bigcry:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Twa

Stranger: ?

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: fine

You: you/

Stranger: fine

You: great

Stranger: name?

You: Tarkens

Stranger: ?

Stranger: f?

Stranger: m?

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Looking for a girl with a fetish for acting like she's a robot.

You: ...

You: why?

Stranger: Because it's hot as hell to me

You: so if they act liek a robot they're hot?

Stranger: Generally, it arouses me, yeah

You: taht's interesting

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:uhoh::lol:

i had a pretty long conversation the other night with a guy on that website.

we ended up talking about porn.

 

 

:laugh4:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: I come from Earth

You: the planet

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i come from mars

You: Really?

Stranger: hws earth man?

You: It's horrible

You: Hows mars?

Stranger: pretty dry and hot

Stranger: y horrible ?

You: I'm nota people person

You: Are there any people on Mars?

Stranger: not that many, theres only a few, the rest r aliens

You: thats cool

You: the aliens friendly?

Stranger: not really, some of them eat people

Stranger: but some just take a nibble, so they're okay

You: oh

You: A lot of people here eat stuff

Stranger: like what?

You: Like Cows and Trees

Stranger: ppl eat trees?

You: Some trees

You: Little, little trees

You: They eat babies

You: baby trees

You: *SOB*

Stranger: what are trees? we dont have trees in mars.... do the babys cry when they get eaten?

You: Trees are tall living things with green stuff on them called leaves and I'm not sure, but I think tehy can swim when you throw them in pools

Stranger: oh wow, i love the color green, but ive only seen it once, when a alien got ill,and went from purple to green

You: that's awesome

You: what do aliens like to do?

You: Are they like humans?

Stranger: Well... apart from eatin us, they like to play football, they also go to other planets and visit friends, in saturn, they visit the pixies

You: Is Tinker Bell on Saturn?

Stranger: whos Tinker Bell? :O

Stranger: (btw, is this Jed?

You: She's a pixie! :D

You: Jed?

You: Who is this Jed you speak of?

You: Liek Jedi from starwars? :D

Stranger: Wow, i sud ask the aliens if they know her, but i have never actually met the pixies

Stranger: ooh, dw, its just some guy i know, and ur a weirdo like he is (:

Stranger: lol

You: lol

You: I am quiet wierd

You: I suppose it's just a human thing, yeah?

Stranger: lol i guess so

 

 

:wtf::lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: aah

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: aah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^:lol:

 

 

Stranger: HEY

Stranger: IT'S YOU!

Stranger: :D

You: yeah, it's me.

Stranger: Oh, how I missed you so much!

You: so did i

Stranger: How long has it been?

Stranger: 5 years?

You: about nine years or so

Stranger: Oh my God.

Stranger: Well it's so great to see you again babe! ;)

Stranger: How's life?

You: babe?

Stranger: :)

You: well last year my ex-wife shot me, i lost my car and my job, so this year wasn't that bad

Stranger: Oh my God, lucky you!

You: OH MY GAWD OMGOMGOGMG NO WAI!!1!!

Stranger: I know right? :D

You: is your voice as annoying as your writing?

Stranger: Me? Annoying?!?

You: yes.

Stranger: AHAHAOHAHSAJKAHAJHAHAHAHJAHAJAHAHAJHAJHAJAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: yeah ok :nice:

Stranger: JABHSJSHBJSBSJSBHJSHSJS

Stranger: JRJRJTRKRJGTRKEKFJGREKFGJKTREJGREKRJGR

You: anywho, i shall go watch tv now

Stranger: ORORORORORORROROORORORORORRRTIORIROIROR

Stranger: TIKRTITUJITUJTIUTITUITUTIJHGJKDJGKEDG

You: have a nice day, okay?

You: and please get off the crack :)

Stranger: IJHURITJRUEIFKGJREIKGJREJRK;

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

:uhoh:

Lol Dee. :P