I can't remember anything about my childhood... I was abducted by Aliens

a long time ago ...

 

I don't recall my age at the time. We hadn't invented numbers yet. But I was lying awake on my wee pile of leaves and brush in our cave when my father came home with new animal skins for all of us. Me and mom made "squeeeeeee" noises and that was how the use of language was started.

I burned my lips when I wanted to kiss a hot casserole full with macaroni :embarrassed: . I think I was 5 or something

4 yrs. old, kinder.

I always bet at racing...and

I always lose

I cried and rant. Because

I was mad, our teacher told my classmate to say sorry to me

I was a spoiled brat..and I miss it

Im older than what you think I am.

So, how old are you now? :rolleyes:

I was 3 years old, on my 1st day at nursury school . I was carrying a Disney bag and I was crying so hard :confused:

I was 3 years old, on my 1st day at nursury school . I was carrying a Disney bag and I was crying so hard :confused:

poor little baby :cry:

:D

poor little baby :cry:

:D

 

 

:smug: :laugh3: .

By the time I already knew school wasn't so "cool" as they like to tell you when you are 3 :rolleyes::lol:

^^lol :D

When I was swinging and suddenly peed in my pantyhose. :facepalm:

When I was swinging and suddenly peed in my pantyhose. :facepalm:

 

like ew?? :uhoh:

I remember climbing on my dads guitar :wacky:

like ew?? :uhoh:

 

For me its more like: hahaha. :uhoh:

 

Overall my whole childhood was like a big comedy.

 

I remember climbing on my dads guitar :wacky:

cool :nice:

 

i remember climbing on a cupboard and falling down and spliting my chin. :rolleyes:

I remember many things, but first? Finally discovering how to escape from the crib, only to be captured by my mom and returned to it. I was frustrated!:laugh3:

And my brother would open up a cabinet full of pots and pans, and proceed to remove them all, and start banging them together (or maybe they were too heavy, and they kept falling due the strong gravitational field beneath the house.:P) This also seemed to alert our parents, and a cabinet latch was installed.

I remember walking over train tracks with my brother and dad. It was some sort of a special outdoor festival in a train graveyard across from my dad's work. It was odd, but it was not a dream.

Falling down the stairs.

 

It happened so often until I was about 3 or 4 it's just burnt into my memory... *cringes*

I remember being a sperm.

^ :awesome:

I remember being a sperm.

What was your dad's testicle like? Did you come from righty or lefty?

I remember the show Out of The Box.

Four short words wow gold sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above

the crowd: a little bit more.

I remember Veggie Tales too.. i learned nothing of God.

What was your dad's testicle like? Did you come from righty or lefty?

 

The middle one.

Falling down the stairs.

this. i dont remember being in pain or anything like that. just falling down and lying on the ground. oh and scared parents' faces.

my mom says I was 3.

that's a bummer of a memory muziak! I hope you were alright!:)