For future reference, everybody, don't ever put cheap plastic forks in the refrigerator, because the cold makes them brittle. Then when you eat your cold food, parts of the fork tines will break off in your mouth. Also, if you FAIL like I do, you WILL end up swallowing them.

 

T_T

 

Also known as Sara's 3,000th Post Because She Couldn't Think of An Awesome Subject For A Thread.

 

The point of this thread is to share your deep, dark, innermost secrets that make you feel like an idiot. My eating a fork is a great example.

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Congrats- and what a great thread:laugh3:

Congrats on the 3000! :dance:

If I think of some secrets that I could share here, I will. :P

:lol:

when i was 3 i ate a worm. and some dirt. and grass. and my hair.

That was when you were three though :P three-year-olds do some crazy stuff

Congrats for the 3000 posts!:D

 

 

Sorry about the fork bit!:\

poor fork:(

it reminds me of times when i put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the pantry :dunce:

For future reference, everybody, don't ever put cheap plastic forks in the refrigerator, because the cold makes them brittle. Then when you eat your cold food, parts of the fork tines will break off in your mouth. Also, if you FAIL like I do, you WILL end up swallowing them.

 

T_T

 

Also known as Sara's 3,000th Post Because She Couldn't Think of An Awesome Subject For A Thread.

 

The point of this thread is to share your deep, dark, innermost secrets that make you feel like an idiot. My eating a fork is a great example.

 

That is lovely, Sara... well I got nothing :escaping: I pretty much say a lot of stupid things sometimes (NO filtering system)... but that's about it... i have stupid moments at least 5 times every 10 minutes... :wacko:

Erm...I'm so sorry for your...fork.

Happy 3000 though! :D

Well given the current flu pandemic, that's still better than swallowing part of a pork............................. :rolleyes:

so my friend & i were walking into class today & for some reason everyone was dead silent, & i was like, "i gotta go, i'm gonna snap your bra." so i snapped it, then she started cracking up & everyone was like "shut up" & i was like "why are you all like this?" then i saw my principal staring at me

Also, if you FAIL like I do, you WILL end up swallowing them.

 

Sounds like good ruffiage to me

oh mark :rolleyes:

oh mark :rolleyes:

 

You rang??:rolleyes:

Congratz on the 3000

Uhhh 2 days ago at the baseball practice I was running to catch a ball and a bug flew in my mouth, so I kinda started chocking and spitting all over the place, I dropped the ball, someone gave me water to rinse my mouth with my turned out it wasn't water it was sprite which made my mouth feel all disgusting and stinky, because having a bug in it is just gross and okay you get the point it sucks having bugs in your mouth:confused:

Congratz on the 3000

Uhhh 2 days ago at the baseball practice I was running to catch a ball and a bug flew in my mouth, so I kinda started chocking and spitting all over the place, I dropped the ball, someone gave me water to rinse my mouth with my turned out it wasn't water it was sprite which made my mouth feel all disgusting and stinky, because having a bug in it is just gross and okay you get the point it sucks having bugs in your mouth:confused:

 

Yup - that's a real bugger for sure!!:rolleyes:

hahaha ew.

yah that's definitely happened to me too (or something similar)

Yup - that's a real bugger for sure!!:rolleyes:

 

:dozey: yeahh

 

hahaha ew.

yah that's definitely happened to me too (or something similar)

 

:laugh3: yeah it sucks...

it reminds me of times when i put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the pantry :dunce:

 

once i almost put an electric can-opener in the fridge.

once i almost put an electric can-opener in the fridge.

 

haha nice.

let's see, what else have i done?

well sometimes when i pour some milk, i accidentally try to put the milkcap on the cup instead of the jug and needless to say it falls right into my milk. also i sometimes throw silverware away. one time i forgot that my bowl of soup wasnt my drink and i started sucking on the end of the spoon thinking it was a straw. :lol:

lets be honest. :dozey: :bucktooth:

well sometimes when i pour some milk, i accidentally try to put the milkcap on the cup instead of the jug

 

I've done similar things in the morning- although I usually pour milk into my cereal bowl, and then instead of picking up the cap and putting it back on the milk carton, I pick up my cereal spoon and drop it in the milk carton.

 

And then get yelled at when I come home from school because there's a spoon stuck in the milk carton :laugh3:

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