Why is this? :confused:

I've never heard one :lol:

I've never heard a leprechaun talk either. :disappointed:

Careful:veryangry2:

I too have never heard a real one talk.

I too have never heard a real one talk.

 

A leprechaun or an Irish person??:rolleyes:

Isn't this being slightly racist comparing an Irish person to an imaginary creature?

Isn't this being slightly racist comparing an Irish person to an imaginary creature?

 

Oh dear, now there's trouble!!:stunned:

Isn't this being slightly racist comparing an Irish person to an imaginary creature?

 

 

You mean to say leprechauns are not real? :stunned:

Emily, you are very amusing.

never heard a leprechaun... that creature... unless that as bryce said, you are refering to irish people themselves... then he might be right saying it is a racist comment. :thinking:

Louie Walsh is a Leprechaun, so that proves they exist.:rolleyes:

 

Louis Walsh

 

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Louis, yesterday.

 

 

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Louis Walsh.

“I'm sure, to be sure.”

 

~ Louis on On becoming an X Factor Job. Louis Walsh is a 56 year old Irish leprechaun that lives in the small enchanted forest in Simon Cowell's massive estate. He spends his spare time hunting for gold, stroking his beard, chasing after kids who've stolen his Lucky Charms breakfast cereal, ending every sentence with, "To be sure" and being indecisive about being an X Factor judge.

He is most famous for being Irish, green, small and Simon Cowell's bitch. He is also the regular victim of vicious, brutal, near-death beatings from Sharon Osbourne on national television. He manages many non-talent boybands such as Westlife, Boyzone Leather Chaps, Boyz in Honeyz and The Nob Jockeys. He is not a homosexual and has continually and strenuously denied these claims, usually making them whilst in the passionate embrace of a 6ft 2in tall Italian he calls, 'Stallion'.

[edit] Early Life

 

Born in 1954, Louis Walsh was born to a leprechaun and a Setter. He early years were spent practising smug impressions and managing his first group called 'The Toys'. To date this is the most talented group he's ever had on his books. At school he was bullied mainly due to his thick, ginger beard, the pipe he was smoking and dressing in full leprechaun regalia. He argued that if Christian's could wear crosses, Jewish people could wear those sideburn things and KKK members could wear those funny hoods then he is entitled to wear the garments of his own, personal faith.

The bullying was pretty intense, mainly focused on stealing his Lucky Charms and running off, forcing him to chase after them. He also once found that his pot of gold had been pissed in and someone had written "Loving the cock, to be sure" on the blackboard.

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The Irish are lovely, if it weren't for my family in england, I would go live in Ireland, only they wouldn't have me, I have no money!

The Irish are lovely, if it weren't for my family in england, I would go live in Ireland, only they wouldn't have me, I have no money!

 

Well all you need to do is befriend a Leprechaun and get your hands on his crock of gold and problem solved!!:P

WHEE MARK IS MAKING JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE THAT AREN'T LIKE HIM AGAIN!

 

I think I'll watch and see if anybody comes around to bash on him for being racist again! :hat:

 

NATHAN WHERE DID YOU GOOOO?

WHEE MARK IS MAKING JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE THAT AREN'T LIKE HIM AGAIN!

 

 

Not my thread as it happens, so I'm afraid you've failed (again).;)

Not my thread as it happens, so I'm afraid you've failed (again).;)

 

What does it matter if it's not your thread?

What does it matter if it's not your thread?

 

Because if you're going to have a go at anyone about it, it should be its creator.;)

So you're allowed to join in and not be criticsed for it?

 

If I were to make a racist thread in which you replied to with a load of racist jokes, I'd be in the wrong but you'd be ok?

I once met a leprechaun :inquisitive:, they are just nasty creatures...compared to the Irish, I am suprised that they are even related! The Irish are very helpful and nice people.

Such a racist thread.

Such a racist thread.

 

I wasn't calling this thread racist, was just an example.

Yes, I know. I wasn't referring to you.