July 12, 200916 yr Just read this interview with Spinal Tap guitarist, David St Hubbins: "In the new DVD documentary, you say you don't like soft music much. What do you feel about new bands like Coldplay? I just don't see how Coldplay know how one song has ended and another has begun. There's a sameness to them. They seem to be so quiet. Are they afraid of waking someone up, like the bassist? It's not my thing. It's mostly girls that like them. I love girls, they drive the market. I just wish they hadn't driven it into a soft shoulder." pssh, who talks about Coldplay in this thread anymore? COLDCRAY IS ALL THE RAGE!
July 12, 200916 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know I'll probably upset a lot of people on this forum, but I absolutely loathe and detest Coldplay. Their popularity baffles me. I did quite like their debut 'Parachutes' although I always hated Yellow, I thought it was such a clumsy song with clumsy lyrics. A Rush of Blood to the Head had some good tracks I'll admit but X and Y and Viva La Vida are dreadful. Reasons I hate Coldplay: 1/ Chris Martin has the most irritating, weedy voice. His falsetto on songs like Yellow and Fix You is nauseating. 2/ Chris Martin is not a particularly good musician. The rest of his band are average musicians, nothing special. I have seen Chris make numerous fluffs live. 3/ Chris Martin is the most irritating frontman. In between songs he does these irritating monologues, who does he think he is, Bono? 4/ The do pointless cover versions live. 5/ They are plagiarists. There's obviously the accusation by Joe Satriani over Viva La Vida and also an obscure New York band whose name I forget. No smoke without fire I say. Have you heard their song, Life in Technicolor? The riff is a complete rip-off of All Apologies by Nirvana. 6/ They are so bland. Even their name is dull. 7/ Their stupid costumes they are wearing at the moment. They look like a poor man's version of Adam and the Ants. 8/ There are much better 'Coldplay-type bands' out there. eg Snow Patrol, Travis, Doves, Elbow. Actually Elbow are in a different league. 9/ They take themselves way too seriously. Get a sense of humour guys. 10/ Have I made my point? Surely no-one can defend 'Fix You' Yo dude are you really that bored that you come to a Coldplay forum, to create a thread like this one?
July 12, 200916 yr pssh, who talks about Coldplay in this thread anymore? COLDCRAY IS ALL THE RAGE! I heard that Coldcray are currently working on their new album in Egypt. They're actually from Egypt, I heard.
July 12, 200916 yr they are. :wacky: their new record is called Pyramids and it's going to be much better than any Pinatubo record that Coldplay makes. :rolleyes:
July 12, 200916 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know I'll probably upset a lot of people on this forum, but I absolutely loathe and detest Coldplay. Their popularity baffles me. I did quite like their debut 'Parachutes' although I always hated Yellow, I thought it was such a clumsy song with clumsy lyrics. A Rush of Blood to the Head had some good tracks I'll admit but X and Y and Viva La Vida are dreadful. Reasons I hate Coldplay: 1/ Chris Martin has the most irritating, weedy voice. His falsetto on songs like Yellow and Fix You is nauseating. 2/ Chris Martin is not a particularly good musician. The rest of his band are average musicians, nothing special. I have seen Chris make numerous fluffs live. 3/ Chris Martin is the most irritating frontman. In between songs he does these irritating monologues, who does he think he is, Bono? 4/ The do pointless cover versions live. 5/ They are plagiarists. There's obviously the accusation by Joe Satriani over Viva La Vida and also an obscure New York band whose name I forget. No smoke without fire I say. Have you heard their song, Life in Technicolor? The riff is a complete rip-off of All Apologies by Nirvana. 6/ They are so bland. Even their name is dull. 7/ Their stupid costumes they are wearing at the moment. They look like a poor man's version of Adam and the Ants. 8/ There are much better 'Coldplay-type bands' out there. eg Snow Patrol, Travis, Doves, Elbow. Actually Elbow are in a different league. 9/ They take themselves way too seriously. Get a sense of humour guys. 10/ Have I made my point? Surely no-one can defend 'Fix You' You are a very funny person... Are you happy? the spotlight shines upon you... :nice: I think you need a life... We like Coldplay... what makes you believe that we care about your opinion? Slipknot fans dont like them either... and believe me .. i can live with that.. so go some place else, get a life, and dont do drugs... :nice:
July 12, 200916 yr I'm sure that Pyramids will be INFINITELY better than Coldplay's Parachutes. Supposedly, in Pyramids, every song will sound like a completely different band. They're even going to get a different singer for each song!
July 12, 200916 yr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know I'll probably upset a lot of people on this forum, but I absolutely loathe and detest Coldplay. Their popularity baffles me. I did quite like their debut 'Parachutes' although I always hated Yellow, I thought it was such a clumsy song with clumsy lyrics. A Rush of Blood to the Head had some good tracks I'll admit but X and Y and Viva La Vida are dreadful. Reasons I hate Coldplay: 1/ Chris Martin has the most irritating, weedy voice. His falsetto on songs like Yellow and Fix You is nauseating. 2/ Chris Martin is not a particularly good musician. The rest of his band are average musicians, nothing special. I have seen Chris make numerous fluffs live. 3/ Chris Martin is the most irritating frontman. In between songs he does these irritating monologues, who does he think he is, Bono? 4/ The do pointless cover versions live. 5/ They are plagiarists. There's obviously the accusation by Joe Satriani over Viva La Vida and also an obscure New York band whose name I forget. No smoke without fire I say. Have you heard their song, Life in Technicolor? The riff is a complete rip-off of All Apologies by Nirvana. 6/ They are so bland. Even their name is dull. 7/ Their stupid costumes they are wearing at the moment. They look like a poor man's version of Adam and the Ants. 8/ There are much better 'Coldplay-type bands' out there. eg Snow Patrol, Travis, Doves, Elbow. Actually Elbow are in a different league. 9/ They take themselves way too seriously. Get a sense of humour guys. 10/ Have I made my point? Surely no-one can defend 'Fix You' i wonder if... he thinks we could... actually care about his opinions.... Its not like... we haven't heard it.... all before.
July 12, 200916 yr they are. :wacky: their new record is called Pyramids and it's going to be much better than any Pinatubo record that Coldplay makes. :rolleyes: :thinking: :stunned:
July 12, 200916 yr Author what makes you believe that we care about your opinion? um the fact that I've had 134 replies in about 6 hours.
July 12, 200916 yr um the fact that I've had 134 replies in about 6 hours. Oh you're so funny, pure comedy.
July 12, 200916 yr ^^Haha. Maybe that would be a fairly valid point if all those posts were relevant to the initial topic of discussion, but they aren't, so...
July 12, 200916 yr :thinking: :stunned: Coldcray>>>Coldplay. :P ^^Haha. Maybe that would be a fairly valid point if all those posts were relevant to the initial topic of discussion, but they aren't, so... +1
July 12, 200916 yr so.... :laugh3: i lol'd and, the reason for having so many posts is because we've turned this into a random thoughts thread-example-the dancing pickle i posted earlier has NOTHING to do with coldplay :dozey: hi crests!
July 12, 200916 yr Eh, I did it on purpose because I want any excuse to use the :escaping: emoticon. :D :escaping:
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