Chris Martin Quotes

[VivaNewYork]

'If I was ever lost at sea, I'd want to be with Jonny because he has a big brain.'-CM :heart:

[theloveless]

I was looking through a gossip magazine today, and there was a picture of Chris and he's saying:

Men should participate in changing diapers. It's a great experience!

 

Hahha yeah I love that quote, i think the whole is this (or maybe it's a different one) :

 

“Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.”

 

:laugh3: he's so random and sweet :wacky:

[Hahna]

'If I was ever lost at sea, I'd want to be with Jonny because he has a big brain.'-CM :heart:

 

Chris really loves Jonny!:laugh3:

[Keddie]

'If I was ever lost at sea, I'd want to be with Jonny because he has a big brain.'-CM :heart:

 

Hahaha aww that's so sweet. Where's that from?

[BerrymanGirl1]

'If I was ever lost at sea, I'd want to be with Jonny because he has a big brain.'-CM :heart:

 

Guy said that about Jonny too!!

He said 'because hes smart' though:lol:

 

Jonnys loved:heart:

[Keddie]

Well Jonny does play chess.......you have to be smart to play that, right?:thinking:(I think I'm proving how smart I am right now:dozey:)

[AnnaElisabeth]

Not on page 1? :whip:

I'm listening to Chris and Simon Pegg co-hosting BBC1 it's full of quotes-gold! It's brilliant.

Chris must be on a sugar high.

 

(Chris invents a segment on the show called 'Helping with your homework' - it comes with a jingle and everything. Some girl calls in and wants help with her homework (a love sonnet))

 

"Your eyes are like two shivering pools of blue. If I had my trunks on, I'd swim in you."

Pause. "Don't use that! I'm gonna keep it! It's Copyright of Coldplay, and can't be used!"

 

Well, you've probably heard it, but I think it's great!

[Keddie]

I haven't heard it. It sounds great!:D

[AnnaElisabeth]

Here; have a listen! :)

It's the lower one. :heart:

[Keddie]

Oooh, I have heard this, but not in a long while. So thanks for the link!:)

[BerrymanGirl1]

Not on page 1? :whip:

I'm listening to Chris and Simon Pegg co-hosting BBC1 it's full of quotes-gold! It's brilliant.

Chris must be on a sugar high.

 

(Chris invents a segment on the show called 'Helping with your homework' - it comes with a jingle and everything. Some girl calls in and wants help with her homework (a love sonnet))

 

"Your eyes are like two shivering pools of blue. If I had my trunks on, I'd swim in you."

Pause. "Don't use that! I'm gonna keep it! It's Copyright of Coldplay, and can't be used!"

 

Well, you've probably heard it, but I think it's great!

 

:laugh3:thats awesome

[K. Kardashian- Odom]

Chris is a genius!

Period!

[Keddie]

Absolutely he is, end of story!:smug::D

[VivaNewYork]

Hahaha aww that's so sweet. Where's that from?

 

dunno any more, i think its from a magazine where he had to tell things about the band.

[SueDeNimes]

Do you ever confuse your bandmates Jon Buckland and Will Champion? They're, like, twins.

These days we're so close that we're all starting to have the same length stubble, same color shoes and same trousers. I never confuse them, though, because Jon is a lot nicer to me than Will is.

 

You've called Jon your gay lover.

Definitely. But to be honest, I have a few.

 

Are any of them famous?

As much as I love talking about my famous relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher.

 

2005, Rolling Stone interview

 

 

 

Reply to being asked how they met:

"You're asking us how we met? That is the worst question. I'm not gonna tell you that, man. Do you know how many times we've been asked that over the last two years?

What happened was:

Jonny stole a car, right.

This is the true story.

And me and Guy went down for arson. Do you know what arson is? When you set fire to somewhere.

And Will was a prison warden.

And he said 'Listen boys, either it's a life of crime or you get together with me and form a band.'

And I said: 'That's a good idea.'.

And I'm colourblind, right. And we all used to wear these orange boiler suits but I thought they were yellow and that is how we wrote this next song..."

 

2001, Philadelphia

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[AnnaElisabeth]

Reply to being asked how they met:

"You're asking us how we met? That is the worst question. I'm not gonna tell you that, man. Do you know how many times we've been asked that over the last two years?

What happened was:

Jonny stole a car, right.

This is the true story.

And me and Guy went down for arson. Do you know what arson is? When you set fire to somewhere.

And Will was a prison warden.

And he said 'Listen boys, either it's a life of crime or you get together with me and form a band.'

And I said: 'That's a good idea.'.

And I'm colourblind, right. And we all used to wear these orange boiler suits but I thought they were yellow and that is how we wrote this next song..."

 

2001, Philadelphia

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Hahahaha. He's crazy. But brilliant.

[LhunaSleepingSun]

Hahaha Chris is as witty as wut

 

Can HE help with MY homework? :wink3: I doodled him in my algebra notebook and I made him say, "Got algebra? I'll do it!"

[Imke]

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

I'm not sure wether I would want him to specify that or not. :uhoh:

[giulls]

Do you ever confuse your bandmates Jon Buckland and Will Champion? They're, like, twins.

These days we're so close that we're all starting to have the same length stubble, same color shoes and same trousers. I never confuse them, though, because Jon is a lot nicer to me than Will is.

 

You've called Jon your gay lover.

Definitely. But to be honest, I have a few.

 

Are any of them famous?

As much as I love talking about my famous relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher.

 

2005, Rolling Stone interview

 

 

 

Reply to being asked how they met:

"You're asking us how we met? That is the worst question. I'm not gonna tell you that, man. Do you know how many times we've been asked that over the last two years?

What happened was:

Jonny stole a car, right.

This is the true story.

And me and Guy went down for arson. Do you know what arson is? When you set fire to somewhere.

And Will was a prison warden.

And he said 'Listen boys, either it's a life of crime or you get together with me and form a band.'

And I said: 'That's a good idea.'.

And I'm colourblind, right. And we all used to wear these orange boiler suits but I thought they were yellow and that is how we wrote this next song..."

 

2001, Philadelphia

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

omg!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[coldplay_are_forever]

:laugh4:, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! :heart::heart:!!

[giulls]

:laugh4:, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! :heart::heart:!!

 

me too!:smug:

hehehe:rolleyes:

[Longlivelife42]

We need more Chrissy quotes I can't get enough! :wacky::heart:

[Keddie]

Reply to being asked how they met:

"You're asking us how we met? That is the worst question. I'm not gonna tell you that, man. Do you know how many times we've been asked that over the last two years?

What happened was:

Jonny stole a car, right.

This is the true story.

And me and Guy went down for arson. Do you know what arson is? When you set fire to somewhere.

And Will was a prison warden.

And he said 'Listen boys, either it's a life of crime or you get together with me and form a band.'

And I said: 'That's a good idea.'.

And I'm colourblind, right. And we all used to wear these orange boiler suits but I thought they were yellow and that is how we wrote this next song..."

 

2001, Philadelphia

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

That is so freaking creative:shocked2::D:lol:

[notlost92]

Hahaha, I was just listening to a radio show with Chris and he said:

 

"yeah, we were in Whole Foods, buying some food, obviously... and some [w]holes."

 

:lol: I completely cracked up :laugh3:

[lindam]

Do you ever confuse your bandmates Jon Buckland and Will Champion? They're, like, twins.

These days we're so close that we're all starting to have the same length stubble, same color shoes and same trousers. I never confuse them, though, because Jon is a lot nicer to me than Will is.

 

You've called Jon your gay lover.

Definitely. But to be honest, I have a few.

 

Are any of them famous?

As much as I love talking about my famous relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher.

 

2005, Rolling Stone interview

 

 

 

Reply to being asked how they met:

"You're asking us how we met? That is the worst question. I'm not gonna tell you that, man. Do you know how many times we've been asked that over the last two years?

What happened was:

Jonny stole a car, right.

This is the true story.

And me and Guy went down for arson. Do you know what arson is? When you set fire to somewhere.

And Will was a prison warden.

And he said 'Listen boys, either it's a life of crime or you get together with me and form a band.'

And I said: 'That's a good idea.'.

And I'm colourblind, right. And we all used to wear these orange boiler suits but I thought they were yellow and that is how we wrote this next song..."

 

2001, Philadelphia

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

HAHAHA!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: love him!!! :heart: