Actually I think Ricky is kind of a gigglepuss--there's a show on HBO called "Talking Funny" where he laughs through the entire thing! Still, I do love the clip of Chris cracking Ricky up with his line about Gwyneth.

"Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay's for people who know what life's about. They're always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls, or boys, or both. They're generally just the world's best citizens. Maybe I'm biased, but I'm definitely right." - Chris Martin

 

Can ayone tell me where this quote is from It's everywhere and I want to read/watch the intereview he said this in ?

:lol: :laugh3:

I love their music but I don't have succes :\

"Everything's not lost...isn't it?"

from twitter, anybody knows the source please?:)

"You have to be brave enough to be yourself." - Chris Martin, Coldplay

:lol: :laugh3:

I love their music but I don't have succes :\

 

:kiss: aaw u will have, don't worry .. and think positive :rolleyes: :)

 

"goodnight and good-bye" (or vice-versa)

I always say that one and kinda finish every day with Coldplay :D

he actually made Ricky Gervais laugh, which is pretty hard hahahaha

 

lol didn't he say Chris was his favorite guest, because of how well he did it? Cause Chris isn't an asshole but he did such a good job of acting like one...

 

 

ugh now i'm gonna go watch it again :D lol being productive at work as usual...thanks Coldplay :lol:

"Stock-home where I wanted to go"!!!!!!! :D

"This is called Us Against The World and it's about a potential love affair between Bill O'Reilly and Sarah Palin" - :D

^ I loved that! :lol:

 

A new album means more quotes!!!! Yay! :P

"Okay! Let's get on with this. I gotta do AIDS and Alzheimers and land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus Gweneth's making drum sticks."

 

UGH!! Now I have to watch it again too,lol. :D:D:D

Fan: Thank you. My favorite thing about you guys is how humble you are. How do you stay grounded?

Chris: Because we're brillant. That's how we stay grounded....... I don't wanna be the only one talking , but everyone else's still waking up! Jonny, how do you stay grounded?

Jonny: Uhhh... I dunno.

Chris: See? It's like getting blood out of a stone at this time in the morning.

 

 

Chris: This is the part of the concert where everyone can just nuzzle back with their girlfriend and eat popcorn. If you haven't got a girlfriend, just eat your popcorn. If you haven't got any popcorn, just eat someone's girlfriend....'s popcorn.

 

 

Chris: At the same time I was feeling like a bit of a failure

Interviewer: How can you be a failure after selling more than 20 million records?

Chris: Well y'know alot of people voted for Hilter.

 

I can't stop laughing, this Chris... how funny is :laugh3:

- Being voted the world`s sexiest vegetarian is about as cool as it gets. It`s not quite as cool as Brad Pitt, but it`ll do. Those have been the two biggest challenges of my life: trying to follow Radiohead, and trying to follow Brad Pitt

 

so funny but Brad Pitt have less personnality, but happy have Angelina Jolie

^ huh...was he serious about following Radiohead?:confused:

^ Maybe not entirely, but for the most part, yes. Radiohead are unbeatable. Even if you don't like them, you've got to respect the greatness of their music, that's practically become a rule. I don't completely understand why either... But I really love them.

 

Also, Coldplay were called 'the next Radiohead' in their early days.

 

And I really love this thread. Chris has the perfect sense of humour. :laugh3:

love Radiohead too . in rainbow

:kiss: aaw u will have, don't worry .. and think positive :rolleyes: :)

 

"goodnight and good-bye" (or vice-versa)

I always say that one and kinda finish every day with Coldplay :D

 

Thank you! :hug:

Maybe it's true... Or not

 

But the good thing is one day we'll be living in the stars :wings:

 

:lol:

'I feel like ive just shown you my underpants'

 

CM on 60 minutes when he shows the guy the coldplay rules

I've been reading this whole thread all day long, and having a serious laugh. Thank you to whomever started it.

In an interview with Ryan Seacrest:

Ryan: It's nice to be interviewing the best band in the world

Chris: The best band the the world? They're called U2.

Chris : "This is the part of the concert where everyone can just nuzzle back with their girlfriend and eat popcorn. If you haven't got a girlfriend, just eat your popcorn. If you haven't got any popcorn, just eat someone's girlfriend....'s popcorn"

 

Ah Ah !!! :laugh3: He is such a great joker :blush: Love this one :thumbsup:

Interviewer: What are your fears?

Jonny: Heights.

Crowd: Aww.

Chris: Aww Jonny they’re all saying aww!

Jonny: That's lovely thanks.

Chris: I fear young Canadian girls and Jonny telling me I'm an idiot.

 

 

Not my favorite, but it's amazingly funny!!

Epic thread :lol:

 

Chris: "How are all the rich people doing in the seats over there?"

Crowd boos

Chris: "no no no common, everyones the same here. We're much richer than them so you can boo us too. I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that I knew I'd make a mistake"

 

At rock am ring, so funny.

Interviewer: What are your fears?

Jonny: Heights.

Crowd: Aww.

Chris: Aww Jonny they’re all saying aww!

Jonny: That's lovely thanks.

Chris: I fear young Canadian girls and Jonny telling me I'm an idiot.

 

 

Not my favorite, but it's amazingly funny!!

 

 

where's this from? :lol:

Epic thread :lol:

 

Chris: "How are all the rich people doing in the seats over there?"

Crowd boos

Chris: "no no no common, everyones the same here. We're much richer than them so you can boo us too. I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that I knew I'd make a mistake"

 

At rock am ring, so funny.

 

Hahaha agree! :)

lol, I have to wonder where he comes up with these quotes :laugh4: