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Chris Martin Quotes

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Awww thanks for the vid Anna !! :hug:

I've never seen this version, it's absolutely hilarious !

The best part :"Plus Gwyneth is making drumsticks" and Chris cracking up :lol:

I had the DVDs of "Extras" even before the whole "CP craziness" had begun for me and I loved that episode and the extras on the DVD...

Every single episode is hilarious though!

 

Once again, Anna saves the day...

Thanks sweety :kiss:

Haha, no problem! :kiss:

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I don't even know what that show is :shrug:

But that part with Chris is hilarious !

In reference to the disgusting mud that was all over the place at the amazing All Points West Festival last night:

 

"If your feet are muddy, won't you let me know"

 

"This has to be one of the strangest smelling but best concerts we've ever played"

 

 

When we first attempted the Coldwave:

 

"That was fucking horrible try that again"

In reference to the disgusting mud that was all over the place at the amazing All Points West Festival last night:

 

 

When we first attempted the Coldwave:

 

"That was fucking horrible try that again"

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

I'm not sure those were his exact words but I'm 99% sure that it was something close to that. Even when he curses at us we still love him :lol:

One of my favorite quotes:

“I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times. It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with. I don’t want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs!”

I like when he says this at concerts

(I took this video at their Houston gig, I was in the front :dance:)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0JxwFG94g]YouTube - Chris Martin sings about Texas (houston concert)[/ame]

this is beyond awesomeness :lol:

One of my favorite quotes:

“I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times. It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with. I don’t want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs!”

 

Hehe, Chris' mind is always in the gutter.

 

Off topic: Oh and SilverSun I love you avatar! :D

LOL, these are all great.

 

Ok this is one of my favorite Chris quotes-

I- I believe you've got a special gift and announcement for your Australian fans exclusively tonight

Chris- Yes Jonny is pregnant with the baby of Jon Bon Jovi

 

LOL that left me cracking up for hours :laugh3:

Ok here is one of my favorites, I think someone mentioned it before on this thread, here's the vid-

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ddxoy-q7M]YouTube - Chris and Guy ACL interview 2005[/ame]

LOL, these are all great.

 

Ok this is one of my favorite Chris quotes-

I- I believe you've got a special gift and announcement for your Australian fans exclusively tonight

Chris- Yes Jonny is pregnant with the baby of Jon Bon Jovi

 

LOL that left me cracking up for hours :laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:lol: that is SO Chrissy-like

I'm still laughing

Rove: "That's your only vice isn't it, chocolate?"

Chris: "Well one of them. Chocolate and bondage"

 

ZING! What a man!

Rove: "That's your only vice isn't it, chocolate?"

Chris: "Well one of them. Chocolate and bondage"

 

ZING! What a man!

 

:stunned::thinking::sneaky:

One of my favourites :laugh3:

 

Chris: Buy one, get one free — it comes from working in Kwik Save,

Interviewer: Did you really used to work in Kwik Save, Chris?

Chris : I did, yeah. But after a while, they said to me, ‘Listen Chris, I know X&Y wasn’t very good, but really, you don’t have to keep coming to work here...’ ”

Rove: "That's your only vice isn't it, chocolate?"

Chris: "Well one of them. Chocolate and bondage"

 

ZING! What a man!

 

:lol:

 

:sneaky:

 

:chris::whip:

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