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Chris Martin Quotes

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on Extras

 

"I've gotta do AIDS and Alzeimers and Land Mines this afternoon and I want to get back from Deal or No Deal. Plus, Gwyneth's making drumsticks."

 

"What are you doing here at a factory in Wigan? It's MENTAL!"

 

"ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH?!?!" :D

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Yes I love this one !! :wacky:

 

But WTF ? Why did he associate Gwyneth with drumsticks ? Oh the way he says it is hilarious :lol:

"My dad used to work at a radio station. There was DJ who came to our house for a party, I sprayed him with some water... 3 years later, he was a transvestite."

Yes I love this one !! :wacky:

 

But WTF ? Why did he associate Gwyneth with drumsticks ? Oh the way he says it is hilarious :lol:

 

Because supposedly that was what she was making for dinner:laugh3::laugh3:

"My dad used to work at a radio station. There was DJ who came to our house for a party, I sprayed him with some water... 3 years later, he was a transvestite."

 

:inquisitive:

:lol:

"My dad used to work at a radio station. There was DJ who came to our house for a party, I sprayed him with some water... 3 years later, he was a transvestite."

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

this is one of my favorites...

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5cS1MFgqY8]YouTube - Chris Martin Called Us C*nts![/ame]

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"I don't mind if people have sex with badgers" = best Chris quote ever.

(when asked why he played a role on "Extras")

 

Chis: "why did I play it well, becaussssss, well. Otherwise I would've just stayed at home and masterbated. It would have been a waste of another day."

 

Where can I watch this?

Where can I watch this?

Here honey!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe0vfITgZpE]YouTube - It's only Chris Martin from Coldplay...[/ame]

ALL OF THOSE QUOTES ARE HILARIOUS. "Otherwise I would have just stayed at home and masterbated. And that would be a waste of another day."

 

He's so funny!

 

xDD! My favourite quote from that video:

 

"My dream is that Will suddenly says: 'I'm going to be a flamboyant homosexual drummer and wear outrageous clothes and say outrageous things.'"

 

Oh, and:

 

"Guy's area, where he stands and looks handsome. And this is Jonny's area, where he stands and looks at guy."

 

I have that Bakery tour on my iPod. 8D

 

I love the one in my signature (he's talking about why they chose the title for the new album).

 

Also:

 

"If I have a problem with a chorus, I like to go into the men’s room, ’cause the echo is nice. Doesn’t smell so great, so you need to write it quickly so you can get out of there."

 

Oh, and:

 

"I drool all over the place…If you’re in the front row at a Coldplay show, you could really go away with a lot of DNA. You could literally re-create us."

 

xDD :heart:

 

Where did you download the bakery tour from? I want it :D

Awww thanks for the vid Anna !! :hug:

I've never seen this version, it's absolutely hilarious !

The best part :"Plus Gwyneth is making drumsticks" and Chris cracking up :lol:

Where did you download the bakery tour from? I want it :D

It's the "The Hour" video, you can dl it here :)

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