from an interview in 1999, same old chris we all know and love.:rolleyes:

 

 

“My name’s Chris, I’m 22 and I'm built like a brick shithouse!"

Bawhahahaha:lol:

:lol: He never changes !

 

You're welcome Anna ! Yes I love that interview, haha the way he rushes at the beans is hilarious :D

there's so many excellent chris quotes!! i can't pick a favorite! :heart:

 

But recently

"I understand women of course, I am a seducer." :sweatdrop:

 

"She's delectable but no electable" [talking about sarah palin] :laugh3:

 

"No I'm normal" :wacky:

 

:heart:

Talking about their busking experience..

 

Will: Then the police showed up.

 

Chris: Not Sting, but the rest of them.

oh my gosh! kiran. that reminds of a really good one!

 

i can't remember the exact quote.

but someone asked him if he was president of the sting fanclub and chris joked about it. then they asked him about his private jet and he said something like "yeah my private jet. i bought that with the money i made from the sting fanclub"

 

:laugh3:

 

but i really wish i remembered the exact quote. :(

oh my gosh! kiran. that reminds of a really good one!

 

i can't remember the exact quote.

but someone asked him if he was president of the sting fanclub and chris joked about it. then they asked him about his private jet and he said something like "yeah my private jet. i bought that with the money i made from the sting fanclub"

 

:laugh3:

 

but i really wish i remembered the exact quote. :(

 

Lol yeah. That's the gist of what he said. He just said it in an adorable way. Hilarious.

but i really wish i remembered the exact quote. :(

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE_lYrbfKwk]YouTube - Close Up With Coldplay[/ame]

 

starting from 4:05mins :)

:chris::)

Interviewer: What was your first extravagant purchase?

 

Chris: That's such a Cribs question... Probably my rims... for my plane.

 

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On radio...

 

Chris: Jon, let's wrap it up?

 

Jonny: I wanna play a Roxy Music song.. I wanna play Virginia Plain.

 

Chris: WHAT! You can't say that on radio, can you?

 

Jonny: Why not?

 

Chris: Isn't that a lady's bits? Isn't that when you've shaved your.. what?

 

*everyone cracks up*

 

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"There's two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other says "It does, doesn't it?" "Think about that!"

 

That's a shit joke. Neither Jonny or Guy got it.

 

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His helping with your homework jingle..

 

"Helping with your homework!

Come on, we're rocking man!

Helping with you homework

Come on, let's rock!

If you've got geography, I'll do your homework!

Why don't you send me your ALGEBRA!?"

 

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*Plays Clocks piano riff*

 

"I wrote that and that's why I'm rich!"

 

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"When you get those statistics like your record was the biggest selling record in the world or something. You go "Fantastic!" But what can you really do? It's not a sandwich, you can't eat it."

 

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"That track is Will's favorite. He'd tell you that if he were here, but he hates journalists!"

 

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"Guy did a tour of nunneries and actually coverted 81 nuns out of nunnery"

 

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After Dermot confronts Chris about only going over to Jonny and not going over to Guy during gigs:

 

"We always go over to Guy on stage, and a lot of the time he will ignore you. About 8 times a concert, I'll be like "Hey Guy! We're really rocking the place!" and he will just be like.." *silence* "He's not even looking"

 

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Suggesting a song to play on radio

 

"Let's play Hungry Heart, have you ever dropped that?"

 

Dermot goes on to make fun of him for using the phrase "dropped"... Chris says it's not his fault, he's been in America for 6 months... then later..

 

"So we would come up with ideas for something new and fresh, you know something off the chain that we've never dropped before... *laughter* "and uh.. we would come up with some joints that were like wow.. that is baaad"

 

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"You know what Will said to me once? He said "Your songs are rubbish!" No he didn't say that, but it's something he MIGHT say"

 

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Guy, Chris, and Jonny calling Will live on radio:

 

"Hello Will, it's Chris Tarrant here. I've got Guy on the phone"

 

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Talking about how fans are nicer in North America.

 

"In America, when we say biscuits everyone goes crackers"

 

Think about that!

 

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After winning Best Act In The World at the Q Awards in '05

 

"Somewhere out there, Alan Mcgee is having a heart attack"

 

"Some of you probably hate us, but I couldn't give a shit cause we're the best act in the world"

 

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Talking about playing the big hits

 

"Well we owe everything to Yellow and to Clocks and to.... Yellow and to Clocks. We owe a lot to Yellow and a lot to Clocks, but mainly to Yellow and Clocks"

 

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Fan: How'd you get the name Coldplay?

 

Chris: We stole it. We saw some band walking down the street with it and fought them.

 

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"The reason why we got stressed out when we got successful is because it was just a huge change. It was like in Terminator when Arnold lands back in time or whatever and he's got no clothes on and he's slightly confused, that was like us you know. And then goes into a bar and beats people up and says *in an Anrold voice* "I need your clothes". Well that's what we just needed ,some clothes. By the end of Terminator, everyone knows who that cat is, same with us" *smiles*

Carol just explained that nun joke to me... Chris is such a perv! :lol:

I don't get it :confused:

 

edit: Oh wait, I got it. That's terrible! :o

Well I'm not explaining it on here!! :)

Carol just explained that nun joke to me... Chris is such a perv! :lol:

 

Lol yeah. It's not really that funny though.

 

It was funny to hear Jonny and Guy try to figure out what it meant though.

 

C: Can you work that out?

 

G: No... Where's the soap? Why would there be two nuns in a bath?

 

J: Sharing water you know, saving water.

 

C: It doesn't have to be nuns even. I dunno, I just got told that when I was a kid.

 

G: Could it be two builders?

 

C: It could be two builders, yes.

 

G: Must they be female?

:lol:

 

"There's two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" and the other says "It does, doesn't it?" "Think about that!"

 

That's a shit joke. Neither Jonny or Guy got it.

 

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After Dermot confronts Chris about only going over to Jonny and not going over to Guy during gigs:

 

"We always go over to Guy on stage, and a lot of the time he will ignore you. About 8 times a concert, I'll be like "Hey Guy! We're really rocking the place!" and he will just be like.." *silence* "He's not even looking"

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where are these from? I've never heard this before.

The first one is from their XFM residency.

 

The second one is from an interview with Dermot O Leary.

 

Both can be found in the multimedia section in Sue's fantastic stickied thread.

:laugh3:G: Could it be two builders?

 

C: It could be two builders, yes.

 

G: Must they be female?

:rolleyes:

Haha that made me rofl Kiran :lol:

 

Poor Guy and Jonny, I thought they were used to Chris' shitty jokes :lol:

 

A big thanks to Anna who took 5 minutes to explain me that joke :D

The first one is from their XFM residency.

 

The second one is from an interview with Dermot O Leary.

 

Both can be found in the multimedia section in Sue's fantastic stickied thread.

 

Thanks! ;)

can someone explain the joke to me? :embarassed:

i don't get it. :disappointed:

Don't ask me, I barely understood it after Anna explained it during 5 minutes :D

Plus it's really crappy !

Okay so the first nun is asking "Where's the soap?"

 

But the other nun thinks she says "Wears the soap?"

 

So she says "Yup. It does, doesn't it?"

 

Cause the soap is wearing, cause she's masturbating with it.

yes a real shitty joke:lol:

Thanks for the explanation Kiran, well said :D

 

Now my life is complete, I understood Chris' joke, I can die... erm... well at least go to bed ! Goodnight everyone :nice:

:lol:night Perrine:hug: