http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

 

Well there you have it. A woman in America is getting married to a fair ground ride. Okay, she has objectum sexuality, which makes her attracted to inanimate objects but still, pretty unique!

I reckon she's in for one helluva rollercoaster ride........................... :rolleyes:

Shit. Accidentally put this in WoM.

OMFG.

Epic lose, howyousawtheworld.

Epic lose, howyousawtheworld.

 

Yeah, I thought I'd change it. It's disrespectful.

No, I meant on the section posting.

howyousawtheworld, your sig is the best this board has ever seen. :nice:

hey there, fellow f1 fan. :laugh3:

Moved for ya :)

 

A fairground ride, isn't as bad as having to marry a goat or marrying an anime character

Someone do a brain scan of this woman to see if she's not just attention-seeking. Assuming she'll fit in the scanning machine.

Someone do a brain scan of this woman to see if she's not just attention-seeking. Assuming she'll fit in the scanning machine.

 

Yea I bet she's a fat fuck.

lol

I bet she chooses a Waltz-er for the first dance.

I bet she chooses a Waltz-er for the first dance.

 

Yeah but how do you think she will react when she sees other people "riding" it? Plus Alton Towers must be like hardcore porn to her!

This is so cool! Lucky one.

To be civil married or not to be civil married, that's the question...

:stunned:.

 

Well, that's creepy.

Ferris Wheels are sexy.

Ferris Bueller is sexy.

Not to spark in anything, but you can marry a lifeless thing, but you can't marry the same sex in this country?

Not to spark in anything, but you can marry a lifeless thing, but you can't marry the same sex in this country?

 

It's so stupid..

I think the White Lies' "Farewell to the fairground" is approriate here

I reckon she's in for one helluva rollercoaster ride........................... :rolleyes:

 

bahahahahaha.......

 

best.

ever.

 

 

 

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