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I think this one retarded guy has a crush on me.

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It's ridiculously awkward. >.>

 

Any... suggestions?

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Literally retarded? Or stupid?

Well if you don't want to hurt his feelings I would just try to ignore him.

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Ah, literally retarded, Josh.

 

And Julie, well he keeps like, pursuing me and asking him to sit next to him in drama class and being a nice person the first time I sat next to him and now he like, stares at me all the time and always wants me to sit next to him and stuff and if I don't he gets really upset and stuff.

 

>.<

Tell him you have a bf or you're just not interested.

who is it? :inquisitive: *eyes josh*

 

tehe you are so funny Chrissy you little cutie pie. *pinches cheek*

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Tell him you have a bf or you're just not interested.

 

He's... retarded. He wouldn't get it. O.o

He's... retarded. He wouldn't get it. O.o

Oh i just read the part you said literally, i thought he was just stupid. Oh man, you're screwed haha.

 

:uhoh:

There's this kid at my school and he's always acting creepy. He just goes up to the girls...

 

 

"Ivet...." (stares down)

 

"...."

 

 

"How come you never say hi?..." (stares down)

 

"........."

 

 

and he'll do that on Facebook...and he calls girls... it's insanely creeeeeeeeeeeppppyyyyy

 

 

he's not literally retarted though, :sick:

:lol: storytime:

yesterday i was in the bathroom at school, washing my hands while my friend used the toliet. this other girl, who happens to be metally retarded, was also washing her hands. she said, "hi, whats up?!" so i said,"nothing much, how are you?" and we had a little conversation for a teenybit. BUT THEN i go over to get a towel to dry my hands and some one squeezes me from behind, hard, in a bearhug. guess who it was? :lol:

my friend came out of the stall after she had left and was laughing. she was just like, "..did she hug you?" and i said, "how did you know? why didnt you come out?!" and she was like, "i just SENSED the hugging!!"

gaaahhhhh:lol:

 

 

haha, sorry about that.

anyway, my suggestion would just be to be nice to him, but if he asks you out or something, just be really straightforward.

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Well he isn't going to ASK ME OUT, Ivet. HE IS RETARDED.

 

I mean he'll suggest going up and kissing the drama teacher like as a joke. :uhoh: it's... yeah, awkward.

 

Also he keeps watching me with this really wide stupid grin on his face. I am mildly terrified he'll end up stalking me or something. I mean he is nice and all, but you... can never tell... with those, you know. Retards.

 

<.<

I... what? i didn't say anything about that... :\ chillax your hormones, woman!

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You did too say that. You said "if he asks you out or something, just be really straightforward"

 

XD

..that was me, smart one:P

 

:lol:

...:uhoh: nooo.... that wasn't me, sorry... check again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SHH!! Don't make it easy for her!!! :shame:

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What the fuck :|

 

anyway, my suggestion would just be to be nice to him, but if he asks you out or something, just be really straightforward.

 

And then I said

 

Well he isn't going to ASK ME OUT, Ivet. HE IS RETARDED.

 

and then you were all like

 

I... what? i didn't say anything about that... :\ chillax your hormones, woman!

 

so you obviously did say it.

 

unless we're talking about something else which we obviously are at this... point.

 

ANYWAY.

 

BACK TO MENTALLY HANDICAPPED BOI.

no, i said:

:lol: storytime:

yesterday i was in the bathroom at school, washing my hands while my friend used the toliet. this other girl, who happens to be metally retarded, was also washing her hands. she said, "hi, whats up?!" so i said,"nothing much, how are you?" and we had a little conversation for a teenybit. BUT THEN i go over to get a towel to dry my hands and some one squeezes me from behind, hard, in a bearhug. guess who it was? :lol:

my friend came out of the stall after she had left and was laughing. she was just like, "..did she hug you?" and i said, "how did you know? why didnt you come out?!" and she was like, "i just SENSED the hugging!!"

gaaahhhhh:lol:

 

 

haha, sorry about that.

anyway, my suggestion would just be to be nice to him, but if he asks you out or something, just be really straightforward.

 

then you said:

Well he isn't going to ASK ME OUT, Ivet. HE IS RETARDED.

 

I mean he'll suggest going up and kissing the drama teacher like as a joke. :uhoh: it's... yeah, awkward.

 

Also he keeps watching me with this really wide stupid grin on his face. I am mildly terrified he'll end up stalking me or something. I mean he is nice and all, but you... can never tell... with those, you know. Retards.

 

<.<

 

then i wrote:

..that was me, smart one:P

 

:lol:

 

:lol:, are we good?

Tell him politely that you aren't looking for a relationship. If he insists be rude and send him to hell

On a second thought ,you should date him and see how it goes. Maybe you'll hit it off, who knows :wacky:

 

 

FuckFirstDateKid.jpg

 

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Tell him politely that you aren't looking for a relationship. If he insists be rude and send him to hell

 

Nonononono. He isn't looking for a SPECIFIC RELATIONSHIP from me. He just, like... stalks me all during my drama class.

He's... retarded. He wouldn't get it. O.o

 

Is he really though?

 

I know nothing about the American school system but I can't see how they'd send someone to your school who is completely unable to follow classes.

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