July 7, 201015 yr Will: "Mmmh Chris your skin is so soft and warm..." *moves head up and down Chris' neck* Chris: "Ngh get off!! I wanna be with Jonny!" Guy: "Okay this is getting awkward..." Jonny: "Why are we on this weird photo shooting anyway?" Chris: "You. Me. Backstage. 5 minutes." Gary: "Okay. wait WHAT!? " Chris: "I wonder if Jonny knows that he's still wearing make-up from our last night..." "Yo, check dis out: I'm Chris bloody Martin from da hood, and I'm here today to blow yo' bloody pants off ya legs with some hardcore shizzle!!" *starts playing yellow* Will: "Oooops my hand just totally landed accidentally on Chris' butt" Chris: "We'll talk about this later Will" :mean: Spanish man: "That bloke with the crazy hair makes me nervous! :uhoh:" Guy: "Oh man I look perfect today. And I'm in the middle of the picture ":charming: Jonny: "I like ma hat" :awesome:
July 7, 201015 yr Another few :D : Guy: "HEEEYYY check out my new phone!! You can play every game available on this planet with it, stalk your neighbours or whoever with X-ray vision, use it as a microwave, transform it into a car, you can even teleport yourself anywhere you like!! Photographer: "And can you also call people with it?" Guy: ":anxious: I dunno..." --- Today at Will's extramundanely conference chamber --- Chris: *Jumps through time portal* "Sorry I'm late!" Will: :dozey: "Anway, our today's topic is: 'Why is it nonexcusable for a guitarist and a lead singer to shag each other in the recording room while the bassist and the drummer are still present?' And I'm not looking at ANYBODY *stares at Chris and Jonny* Jonny: "Oh my that's a pretty long title for our today's topic." :surprised: Guy (thinking): Dear lord is he really so stupid or is he just distracting?
July 8, 201015 yr Another few :D : Guy: "HEEEYYY check out my new phone!! You can play every game available on this planet with it, stalk your neighbours or whoever with X-ray vision, use it as a microwave, transform it into a car, you can even teleport yourself anywhere you like!! Photographer: "And can you also call people with it?" Guy: ":anxious: I dunno..." --- Today at Will's extramundanely conference chamber --- Chris: *Jumps through time portal* "Sorry I'm late!" Will: :dozey: "Anway, our today's topic is: 'Why is it nonexcusable for a guitarist and a lead singer to shag each other in the recording room while the bassist and the drummer are still present?' And I'm not looking at ANYBODY *stares at Chris and Jonny* Jonny: "Oh my that's a pretty long title for our today's topic." :surprised: Guy (thinking): Dear lord is he really so stupid or is he just distracting? LMAO
July 8, 201015 yr Jimmy: (in old man voice) I'm so proud of my babay boy! He grown up all good and be a famous stahhh! Chris: (in high-pitched little kid voice) I like french fries and apple sauce! Meeeeeeep! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: and Thalia - :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
July 10, 201015 yr Ten seconds earlier, Chris Martin discovered what fanfiction was. He will never be the same
July 15, 201015 yr One more outburst out of you, and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! *From the Wedding Singer. :laugh3:
July 15, 201015 yr If everyoen here would shut the heck up, I'd be able to tell you what song we're trying to play. sheesssh. Oh, how I love his bitchiness! :rolleyes::heart:
July 16, 201015 yr Jonny: Ok, this will be the photo where we arel all serious and we seem adult people. Chris: *whispering* You know, Guy. Scottish telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don´t know. Guy: ha... ha... ha.... Will: people, if you don´t know the studio is too freezing, I have a cold and I want to go home. Don´t start with the who-laughes-first shitty thing, men.
July 20, 201015 yr After being dropped on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on their backs, the boys have to survive.... Chris: I heard a noise... it's probably just a dog, right? Jonny: Can someone please freakin slide over?? Will is touching me! *in a diva/dramatic voice* Will: *still in shock* I thought someone said we were going to the movies. I wouldn't have come if I didn't think I was going to see Toy Story 3. Guy: It's freakin freezing. This sucks. *in his best Cartman impression* Screw you guys; I'm going home!
July 21, 201015 yr ok so this isnt a loldplay ...more like retaliation .... if you like it click on teh link and give it a smiley http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=92751
July 21, 201015 yr Will: I'm serious! You all have to stop farting on stage! I'm behind all of you and can smell everything. Jonny - stop laughing! Chris - I'm talking mostly to you, veggie boy!
July 21, 201015 yr Will: I'm serious! You all have to stop farting on stage! I'm behind all of you and can smell everything. Jonny - stop laughing! Chris - I'm talking mostly to you, veggie boy! Veggie boy :charming: HAHAHAHA
July 21, 201015 yr Will: I'm serious! You all have to stop farting on stage! I'm behind all of you and can smell everything. Jonny - stop laughing! Chris - I'm talking mostly to you, veggie boy! LMAO :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
July 22, 201015 yr Guy: nice butt. Will: Are you lookin at my shoes, buddy? Do you have any problem with them? Tell me, c´mon if you´re brave. Chris: I was left here and I don´t know what to do. And this jacket is too small for me. Jonny: I told you Will not to put that shoes.
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