September 22, 201114 yr Jonny: Chris, I know you love Harry Potter, but the guys feel you might be a little too into it... Chris: Shhh...don't give away my position. *whispers* I'm wearing my Hoodie Of Invisibility. ;)
September 22, 201114 yr ^:lol: My friend is a Potter fan who always finds it amusing how Chris wears hoodies to avoid the paps, so one thing led to another. :)
September 22, 201114 yr This thread is enough to make the world go round :D Fucking TRUTH! Damn I need to make some LOLdplays again :nod:
September 24, 201114 yr Chris (whispers): Jonny! Lookit that giant cake! Jonny: I'm not looking at it, I no longer eat cake, must not... mmmmm, cake. Guy: Where am I?
September 24, 201114 yr Will: HEY! What's up old buddy!! Chris: Ummm... hi? *whispers* Will, who is this we're waving to? Guy: *Sniff* that smells good. Jonny: I forgot the chords to this one! What do I do? Oh wait a minute, this is a picture, I don't play guitar in pictures.
September 25, 201114 yr Time for some new non-sense!! :awesome: :dance: Guy: "Yay finally we're using public transport again! Gotta love the feeling of being crammed together :D" Jonny: *thinking* Maybe I should have mentioned that I'm claustrophobic... :worried2: Chris: *sigh* "Environment friendly they said... Fuck 'em, I want my jet back!" Will: *thinking* Finally I can stare at Guy without him noticing Guy: "Lalala I'm clapping and it makes me happy":blank: Chris: "Jon, hey, heyyy Jon, Jonny, Jonny-boy, oh hey J-" Jonny: "WHAT CHRIS, WHAT IS IT?! I'm trying to tune my guitar!!":angry: Chris: "Oh I just wanted to know if I should pose for the ladies later on stage?" Will: "...have I already said that I hate my band? Oh yeah, right, I did" *pours himself another drink* Chris: "So I thought I should make out with Guy on stage, you know, gives more views on youtube, and I have to compete with that Bieber boy!" Interviewer: Guy: "WHAT THE FU- oh yeah he's just joking, you know how Chris is ahahahaHAHAHAHAHA- Chris: "I was being serio-" Guy: "SHUT UP!" Moderator: "Aaaaand the first place of our "The most ridiculous shoes" competition goes tooooo.... COLDPLAY!" Chris: "Woohoo! That means we're cool, right Will? I mean, we've won a competition!" :cheesy: Will: "Yeah Chris, just smile for the bloody camera" Jonny: "ASDFGASD and I already know what we get as a prize, I can smell it!":wideeyed: Guy: "I'd really like to have a smoke now... and drink 4 jiggers of vodka... and jump off a building" Jonny: "I'm somewhere else, I'm not on the umpteen concert in a never-ending tour, I'm not sleep-deprived, I'm not sexually harassed by Chri-" Chris: "Hey look guys, Jonny's having pervy thoughts of me again!" :charming: Jonny: :sick: Woman (thinking) I can do this, I can do this, I just have to cut his beard, it's nothing special, OMG HE'S SO HANDSOME ASDFGASDFG!!! "So how was your day Mr. Champion?" :sweatdrop: *trembling hands* Will: "Oh it was all right I guess. You okay?" :thinking: Woman: "SURE!!" :sweatdrop: Jonny: "Oi Guy" Guy: "What's up?" Jonny: "So how about we ditch this band, and start our own cake company?" Guy: "I'm with ya mate, I can't stand it any longer having Chris drooling all over me when I'm alone with him in the studio!" Jonny: "You can sure as hell say that again!" ~later~ Guy: "Dude these look fiiiiiiiine." Jonny: "I'm telling you, I think my face turned out pretty okay. And the colour on that lower cake looks grea- :stunned: Guy: :stunned: :freak: Chris: *in the back* "olol u guyz :awesome: I thought I should help you a lil' with your new project!"
September 25, 201114 yr Time for some new non-sense!! :awesome: :dance: Guy: "Yay finally we're using public transport again! Gotta love the feeling of being crammed together :D" Jonny: *thinking* Maybe I should have mentioned that I'm claustrophobic... :worried2: Chris: *sigh* "Environment friendly they said... Fuck 'em, I want my jet back!" Will: *thinking* Finally I can stare at Guy without him noticing Guy: "Lalala I'm clapping and it makes me happy":blank: Chris: "Jon, hey, heyyy Jon, Jonny, Jonny-boy, oh hey J-" Jonny: "WHAT CHRIS, WHAT IS IT?! I'm trying to tune my guitar!!":angry: Chris: "Oh I just wanted to know if I should pose for the ladies later on stage?" Will: "...have I already said that I hate my band? Oh yeah, right, I did" *pours himself another drink* Chris: "So I thought I should make out with Guy on stage, you know, gives more views on youtube, and I have to compete with that Bieber boy!" Interviewer: Guy: "WHAT THE FU- oh yeah he's just joking, you know how Chris is ahahahaHAHAHAHAHA- Chris: "I was being serio-" Guy: "SHUT UP!" Moderator: "Aaaaand the first place of our "The most ridiculous shoes" competition goes tooooo.... COLDPLAY!" Chris: "Woohoo! That means we're cool, right Will? I mean, we've won a competition!" :cheesy: Will: "Yeah Chris, just smile for the bloody camera" Jonny: "ASDFGASD and I already know what we get as a prize, I can smell it!":wideeyed: Guy: "I'd really like to have a smoke now... and drink 4 jiggers of vodka... and jump off a building" Jonny: "I'm somewhere else, I'm not on the umpteen concert in a never-ending tour, I'm not sleep-deprived, I'm not sexually harassed by Chri-" Chris: "Hey look guys, Jonny's having pervy thoughts of me again!" :charming: Jonny: :sick: Woman (thinking) I can do this, I can do this, I just have to cut his beard, it's nothing special, OMG HE'S SO HANDSOME ASDFGASDFG!!! "So how was your day Mr. Champion?" :sweatdrop: *trembling hands* Will: "Oh it was all right I guess. You okay?" :thinking: Woman: "SURE!!" :sweatdrop: Jonny: "Oi Guy" Guy: "What's up?" Jonny: "So how about we ditch this band, and start our own cake company?" Guy: "I'm with ya mate, I can't stand it any longer having Chris drooling all over me when I'm alone with him in the studio!" Jonny: "You can sure as hell say that again!" ~later~ Guy: "Dude these look fiiiiiiiine." Jonny: "I'm telling you, I think my face turned out pretty okay. And the colour on that lower cake looks grea- :stunned: Guy: :stunned: :freak: Chris: *in the back* "olol u guyz :awesome: I thought I should help you a lil' with your new project!" :laugh3:
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