GAY BLUEBERRY

fab as fuck, as usual

 

 

I feel somewhat bad talking shit about him considering I've been sitting next to him for 20 minutes :>

fab as fuck, as usual

 

 

I feel somewhat bad talking shit about him considering I've been sitting next to him for 20 minutes :>

WUT

 

DAFAQ

 

I hope you aren't making that up.

If you aren't tell him I said hi and that I think his bass playing and his personality and visage is great

WUT

the interview with Guy and Will I had, remember? :awesome:

the interview with Guy and Will I had, remember? :awesome:

Oh I thought it was happening at the moment

 

And lucky you

Lol this turned into the "make fun of Guy's name"-thread :D

Lol this turned into the "make fun of Guy's name"-thread :D

 

Your welcome;)

 

Lol jk jk:lol:

Lol this turned into the "make fun of Guy's name"-thread :D

We make fun of everything don't mind us HA.

 

 

I believe one time we all agreed that Jonny had boobs :nod: Good times :awesome:

I believe one time we all agreed that Jonny had boobs :nod: Good times :awesome:

I read through that once. Nice job.

Jonny Buckland meets Jonny Greenwood

 

Will Champion meets Phil Selway

 

Chris Martin meets Thom Yorke

 

Guy Berryman meets...Colin.

 

OH YEH LIKE THE LAST ONE RHYMES

"Chris, here's some water for your throat"

"Will, here's some towels for your sweat"

"Jonny, here's your hat for your style"

"Guy, here's some skin products to keep you looking handsome as heck"

"Chris, here's some water for your throat"

"Will, here's some towels for your sweat"

"Jonny, here's your hat for your style"

"Guy, here's some skin products to keep you looking handsome as heck"

 

When I saw the picture at coldplay.com I didn't notice each thing for each member. Guy´s products LOL

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

"Chris, here's some water for your throat"

"Will, here's some towels for your sweat"

"Jonny, here's your hat for your style"

"Guy, here's some skin products to keep you looking handsome as heck"

 

 

Lol! Fantastic!

"Chris, here's some water for your throat"

"Will, here's some towels for your sweat"

"Jonny, here's your hat for your style"

"Guy, here's some skin products to keep you looking handsome as heck"

I just choked on my drink! Of course Guy would get all the beatuy products HAHAHA :laugh3:

I just choked on my drink! Of course Guy would get all the beatuy products HAHAHA :laugh3:

 

 

Guy is so handsome and he needs to maintain the good looks lol

Guy is so handsome and he needs to maintain the good looks lol

Damn gay!

 

 

I mean, damn straight, dAMN STRAIGHT!!

"Chris, here's some water for your throat"

"Will, here's some towels for your sweat"

"Jonny, here's your hat for your style"

"Guy, here's some skin products to keep you looking handsome as heck"

They just set this up for them? Lol skin care products though. A male Marie Antoinette. I can't imagine what it's like to live with him.

Guy: Honey can you get me the skin cream?"

Keshia: You mean my skin cream?

Guy: Chop chop dear any moment now and another wrinkle will show up! And don't forget my Cherry topped, vanilla favored, gold encrusted latte! And remember to get the sauna ready!

Keshia: *feumed*

 

And Jonny and his hats are inseparable. He might as well have one surgically attached to his head.

I'm wondering why the hat is even on the table and not on his head...

Guy: Chop chop dear any moment now and another wrinkle will show up! And don't forget my Cherry topped, vanilla favored, gold encrusted latte! And remember to get the sauna ready!

 

i caNT BRETAHE

fuck alright now I have to try this myself, this picture is just too good to not capture!

 

Chris: "I drink approximately 7 liters of water a day"

Guy: *puts on moisturizer*

Will: "He's basically a palm tree"

Guy: *applies tanning cream*

Chris: "Shut up Mister Sweaty McStink, you transpire like you're an actual rain forest, look at all these towels"

Guy: *sprays on herbal oils*

Will: "At least I clean up after myself and don't sprinkle my body fluids all over the fans like you do"

Guy: *styles hair with conditioner*

Jonny: "Wow you guys, can we like, not bitch fight for at least one hour today?"

Guy: *works lotion into hands*

Chris: "What do you need that hat for anyway, you're already wearing one"

Guy: "He just put that hat down there to cover up what's laying underne-"

Jonny: "sHUT UP GUY NOBODY ASKED YOU"

Will: "lmao now I wanna know *lifts hat* wow... kinky :charming:"

Chris: "what is it Wi-"

Jonny: "nO STAHP"

Guy: "Alright I really don't have time for this..." *continues applying approximately 23 further products onto his body*

Well, you have to admit that this table is so professionally organised.

A beautiful tablecloth, the boxes neatly on a row, the bottles form a nice triangle, the towels evenly stapled, the beauty products in a nice wave. You can't do much with a hat of course.

What a contrast if you look a bit higher on the picture and see that "pile of cables". [emoji2]

Wait I just realized that it isn't just skin cream but bug repellent, like an excessive amount of it. The mosquitos must think he's handsome too. It could also be chick repellent because you know how them fans are

It could also be chick repellent because you know how them fans are

hahahahha...oh jesus you are crazy :DDDDD

Chris: *sticks tongue out*

Jonny: this is stupid guys, i'm bored... :rolleyes:

Guy: lol why does chris stick his tongue out and look this way?

Chris: haha i'll come and haunt you :p

Will: why am I always the one who sits at the back? :(

hmmm not enough honest sticking tongue..don't you think?! :D :D :D :p