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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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This pic made me laugh:laugh4:

 

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President Obama: ''Come on guys, louder louder louder !:dance: *dancing*

Ooh I'm so sorry Jonny, didn't see you!''

Jonny: ''I got one eye watching you! On eye what you do, so be careful what it is you're trying to do. Just be careful when you're walking into view!''

 

 

I know this pic is taken while they're playing Yellow, but this line just fits to this pic I think:)

LOL THIS IS GREAT:laugh3:

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Which one do you mean ?:)

The Obama one...it's so funny!

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Chris: :thinking2:

damn, how was that tune going again???

Hang on a minute, just a minute, please, it will come

thanks to Jedi Leo for the picture.

 

Let's make this a game: complete the line that is underneath the picture

 

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First one to blink is a ... / has to ...

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ok now, who wears mascara/eye liner the best?

 

chris: me duh!

jonny: how about lipstick?? *wink*

guy: i don't need no makeup!

will: *just gives his death stare*

thanks to Jedi Leo for the picture.

 

Let's make this a game: complete the line that is underneath the picture

 

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First one to blink is a ... / has to ...

First one to blink has to shave his hair.

*Jonny blinks*

And that's why he won't take off his hat anymore.

First one to blink has to shave his hair.

*Jonny blinks*

And that's why he won't take off his hat anymore.

hahaa! good one.

hahaa! good one.

Thanks! :D

Yesterday I found some random shit on tumblr and thought I should give it a go :awesome:

 

 

 

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Chris: " 'sup bitches :charming: "

 

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Chris: "Ah I see, busy browsing porn, AGAIN" :awesome:

Will: " itS NOT WHAT U THINK" *closes tab*

 

tumblr_no23dryrsB1th31wno3_400.gif

 

Chris: "Uh huh, what's that then? B/W nudes?"

Will: "HANDS OFF! :angry: That's art :snobby: "

Chris: "Dude it's B/W shots of ... is that Guy!?"

 

tumblr_no23dryrsB1th31wno6_r1_400.gif

 

Will: "You just don't have the artistic eye to appreciate the beauty of my work." :phu:

Chris: "Yeah I'm just gonna... leave. Forever" :freak:

 

tumblr_inline_n3oiibMx6S1rx8zkf.jpg

 

Interview: "I really like your scarf Mr. Champion"

Will: "Bitch u better"

Interview: :worried:

Guy: "the sass is strong with him today, be careful"

 

tumblr_n3664hCxrx1r3tew5o1_500.jpg

 

Chris: "Artistic photoshoot, GO!"

Jonny: "My pants are rather... constricting in that pose ugh"

Will: "Is there a reason why we're sitting on the ground next to freaking cigarette stubs at 7 AM on a sUNDAY"

Guy: "Dear Lord, why have you abandoned us... I want weed"

 

tumblr_njr2kgCQrh1th31wno2_1280.jpg

 

Phil: "Okay so, today I introduce you to SPORT!" :blush:

Jonny: "Ball" :O

 

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Phil: "I'm gonna own u so hard Chris!!1"

Chris: "I owned ur mother last nite lmao"

Phil: "yO" :angry:

 

tumblr_njr2kgCQrh1th31wno3_1280.jpg

 

Jonny: "Am... am I doing the 'sport' correctly?"

 

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Will: "No u nugget you gotta hit tHE BAWL

 

 

fuck i missed"

Guy: "I can't do the sport I'm a telephone pole and no one can tell me otherwise"

 

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Jonny: "Guy I think the photographer is checking u out"

Guy: "I know that's why I stare at that plant over there. Also, Chris, watch your hand"

Chris: "What about it"

Guy: "It's on my ass"

Chris: "shit uh sorry"

Will: O__O

 

tumblr_n5kqzctSi51qjnrtpo2_1280.jpg

 

Jonny: "hahahahw what the hell are we doing with our lives ahHAHAHA?!"

Guy: "I dunno man I just... go along with it :dead: Also, Chris, uR HAND"

Chris: "Sorry I must have slipped" :awesome:

Will: "First I'm gonna kill this bear, and then your family"

 

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Actor: "U two fuck nuggets r gonna do what I say a'ight? Now sit yo asses dOWN"

Chris: "Hey no reason to be rude!" :angry:

Actor: "You've got shit and balls on ur face u SHUT UP"

Will: D:

 

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Will: " I think our new teacher is a little bit... strict, don't you think?"

Jonny: "He said to me I reminded him of a gay orgy" :sad:

Will: "Wtf why?!"

Jonny: "Because I've balls all over my body!" :bigcry:

 

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Jonny: "Okay I can do this. First make a loop, and then the bunny hops into the... dammit!"

 

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Will: "Man! Porn mags sure aren't what they used to be! :angry:

 

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Guy: "Jonny why are you wearing crocs"

Jonny: "ahahahHA HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW RIFF I JUST MADE UP"

 

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Chris: "Oxfam is very important to me because of things-"

Guy: "Hey Jon"

Jon: "What"

Guy: "Check out this chick"

Chris: "-also because of stuff-"

Jon: "Nah, she nasty"

Guy: "Like ur mother kek" :awesome:

Chris: "-and other significant reasons-"

Jonny: "shut up bitch"

Guy: "jerk"

Chris: "-but most of all, because it looks nice on my hand."

Will: "The world does not deserve my brilliance" :blank:

Haha you really nailed most of these pics :D

thanks lol

I got a notification mail about this update and was reading the quotes without seeing any pictures.

Already lmao.

I really had to come and see the pictures. :D

sorry if I shout it but YOU'RE A F.. GENIUS, AREN'T YOU?

I got a notification mail about this update and was reading the quotes without seeing any pictures.

Already lmao.

I really had to come and see the pictures. :D

A notification mail about this thread? Amazing! :laugh3:

I'm glad you like my crude sense of humor :cheesy:

sorry if I shout it but YOU'RE A F.. GENIUS, AREN'T YOU?

D:

 

th-tHANKS D:

Yesterday I found some random shit on tumblr and thought I should give it a go :awesome:

 

 

 

tumblr_no23dryrsB1th31wno1_400.gif

 

Chris: " 'sup bitches :charming: "

 

tumblr_no23dryrsB1th31wno4_r1_400.gif

 

Chris: "Ah I see, busy browsing porn, AGAIN" :awesome:

Will: " itS NOT WHAT U THINK" *closes tab*

 

tumblr_no23dryrsB1th31wno3_400.gif

 

Chris: "Uh huh, what's that then? B/W nudes?"

Will: "HANDS OFF! :angry: That's art :snobby: "

Chris: "Dude it's B/W shots of ... is that Guy!?"

 

tumblr_no23dryrsB1th31wno6_r1_400.gif

 

Will: "You just don't have the artistic eye to appreciate the beauty of my work." :phu:

Chris: "Yeah I'm just gonna... leave. Forever" :freak:

 

tumblr_inline_n3oiibMx6S1rx8zkf.jpg

 

Interview: "I really like your scarf Mr. Champion"

Will: "Bitch u better"

Interview: :worried:

Guy: "the sass is strong with him today, be careful"

 

tumblr_n3664hCxrx1r3tew5o1_500.jpg

 

Chris: "Artistic photoshoot, GO!"

Jonny: "My pants are rather... constricting in that pose ugh"

Will: "Is there a reason why we're sitting on the ground next to freaking cigarette stubs at 7 AM on a sUNDAY"

Guy: "Dear Lord, why have you abandoned us... I want weed"

 

tumblr_njr2kgCQrh1th31wno2_1280.jpg

 

Phil: "Okay so, today I introduce you to SPORT!" :blush:

Jonny: "Ball" :O

 

tumblr_njr2kgCQrh1th31wno1_500.jpg

 

Phil: "I'm gonna own u so hard Chris!!1"

Chris: "I owned ur mother last nite lmao"

Phil: "yO" :angry:

 

tumblr_njr2kgCQrh1th31wno3_1280.jpg

 

Jonny: "Am... am I doing the 'sport' correctly?"

 

tumblr_njr2kgCQrh1th31wno4_1280.jpg

 

Will: "No u nugget you gotta hit tHE BAWL

 

 

fuck i missed"

Guy: "I can't do the sport I'm a telephone pole and no one can tell me otherwise"

 

tumblr_n5kqzctSi51qjnrtpo1_1280.jpg

 

Jonny: "Guy I think the photographer is checking u out"

Guy: "I know that's why I stare at that plant over there. Also, Chris, watch your hand"

Chris: "What about it"

Guy: "It's on my ass"

Chris: "shit uh sorry"

Will: O__O

 

tumblr_n5kqzctSi51qjnrtpo2_1280.jpg

 

Jonny: "hahahahw what the hell are we doing with our lives ahHAHAHA?!"

Guy: "I dunno man I just... go along with it :dead: Also, Chris, uR HAND"

Chris: "Sorry I must have slipped" :awesome:

Will: "First I'm gonna kill this bear, and then your family"

 

tumblr_nyhku11IgT1u89lffo2_1280.jpg

 

Actor: "U two fuck nuggets r gonna do what I say a'ight? Now sit yo asses dOWN"

Chris: "Hey no reason to be rude!" :angry:

Actor: "You've got shit and balls on ur face u SHUT UP"

Will: D:

 

tumblr_nyhku11IgT1u89lffo1_1280.jpg

 

Will: " I think our new teacher is a little bit... strict, don't you think?"

Jonny: "He said to me I reminded him of a gay orgy" :sad:

Will: "Wtf why?!"

Jonny: "Because I've balls all over my body!" :bigcry:

 

tumblr_njsb31JK3v1th31wno1_1280.jpg

 

Jonny: "Okay I can do this. First make a loop, and then the bunny hops into the... dammit!"

 

tumblr_njsb31JK3v1th31wno2_1280.jpg

 

Will: "Man! Porn mags sure aren't what they used to be! :angry:

 

tumblr_njsb31JK3v1th31wno3_1280.jpg

 

Guy: "Jonny why are you wearing crocs"

Jonny: "ahahahHA HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW RIFF I JUST MADE UP"

 

tumblr_nckxcaGCNY1subslpo1_1280.png

 

Chris: "Oxfam is very important to me because of things-"

Guy: "Hey Jon"

Jon: "What"

Guy: "Check out this chick"

Chris: "-also because of stuff-"

Jon: "Nah, she nasty"

Guy: "Like ur mother kek" :awesome:

Chris: "-and other significant reasons-"

Jonny: "shut up bitch"

Guy: "jerk"

Chris: "-but most of all, because it looks nice on my hand."

Will: "The world does not deserve my brilliance" :blank:

Haha!:laugh3: This is great!:lol:

Thalia, you're a genius :clap: :D :P

Thalia, you're a genius :clap: :D :P

Who's Thalia ? :)

Who's Thalia ? :)

Thalia is @Batman :P

Thalia is @Batman :P

Ooh I didn't know ! :embarrassed: :D

 

Thalia, you're a genius :clap: :D :P

Now I know that @Batman is Thalia...

I agree, yes, Thalia you ARE a genius ! :laugh3:

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Coldplay winning the 2004 Record Of The Year Grammy...

 

Jonny: Nice, we won a Grammy !

Chris: Yeah, I think that "I am an idiot" sticker that I just put on the back of his suit is in the right place ! In a few seconds he's gonna turn around. And then...*gggggg*

Will: Yes, yes, clap clap, smile and look friendly, thank you very much, you damn bunch of annoying idiots *clap....clap*

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Chris: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am much obliged to you for having accepted our invitation to this discussion round. I wish to offer my profound apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused you. However, a need for discussing these grave and serious matters at hand has arisen under circumstances beyond...."

 

Will: You're not actually buying this shit that he is rambling, are you ?!

 

Jonny: If Chris says it's a serious matter, then it is a serious matter. That's why I keep a serious face, to help my best friend appear serious. I have to look solemn and grave. Solemn and grave. Solemn and grave....

 

Guy: Sigh, when is this damned speech gonna be over ? And by the way, my back looks better than Chris's.

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Chris: come here dear James!

Jonny: you're hugging him just for the promo, aren't you?

Will: something over here smells bad

Guy: you've got no idea Will!

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Coldplay winning the 2004 Record Of The Year Grammy...

 

Jonny: Nice, we won a Grammy !

Chris: Yeah, I think that "I am an idiot" sticker that I just put on the back of his suit is in the right place ! In a few seconds he's gonna turn around. And then...*gggggg*

Will: Yes, yes, clap clap, smile and look friendly, thank you very much, you damn bunch of annoying idiots *clap....clap*

Will's made me laugh :laugh4:

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