^:laugh3:

 

Reminds me of her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN7yYWGViyI:stunned:

To answer this video à la Chris Martin:

 

THAT BITCH CRAY

 

 

:nod:

:chris: : :thinking: Can you make that thing with your tongue ?

 

:guy: : You mean this ?

 

:chris: : Yes!

I can do it too :snobby: Look....

ugh :bomb:

 

:guy: : :cool:

^ :lol:

 

left pic:

 

"Just because I'm losing

doesn't mean I'm lost-

 

 

right pic:

 

"-doesn't mean I'll stop

doesn't mean I'm across GOD I really have to fart!!"

hahaha:lol:

Viva La Fart Joke!:laugh3

 

:gorgeous:: Chris, honey? We all love you just the way you are but...but...god we need to teach you how to dress!

 

:chris:: Wha...what's wrong with the way I dress? :rolleyes:

 

:guy:: You have a lot of nerve asking that question in that shirt.:p

 

:chris:: Better?

 

:gorgeous:: Ergh...no.

 

:guy:: Maybe a different pair of trousers might help?

 

:chris:: I know...THESE!!!:D

 

:gorgeous:: My Lord, NO!

 

:chris:: Hey, Guy? Maybe if I wear a scarf I'll be sexy like you??

 

:guy:: HAHAHAHAHA!!! As sexy as me?? Heh...oh that's too funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:lol::laugh3:

 

No.

 

:chris:: This time I KNOW I've got it right!!! ?

 

:gorgeous:: UGH! Take those hideous things off this instant, Chris!!:D

 

:chris:: Your wish is my command, M'Lady. ;):p

 

:jonny:: Hey, guys? I think I know how he'd look stunning! Hey, Chris? Try this: *whispers to Chris*

 

:chris:: But...but...I'm not wearing anything! Are you sure this is the right look for me? :confused:

 

:gorgeous::guy::jonny:: PERFECT!!!:D

teehee

^^ hahahaha :lol:

It is indeed the perfect choice :nod::charming:

 

Chris: Dat ass!

^^ hahahaha :lol:

It is indeed the perfect choice :nod::charming:

 

It figures it's Jonny that would think of it.:laugh3:

 

Jonny: No Chris I'm still mad.

Chris: BUT HOW LONG MUST YOU WAIT FOR IT?!

 

 

:chris:: Hey, J.?? They're filming and I'm a little worried...do I have anything stuck in my teeth??

:jonny:: Um...yeah, actually you do appear to...it looks like a hair or something. It's short, red and...oh dear!

 

:wink3:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Jonny: Why is Chris dancing with Guy?

 

That IS awesome!! And yeah, I suspected Row's style right away.:D

 

Well a few weeks back, the boys had a little chat about Coldplaying Dot Comm. Some time later...

 

 

:will:: Remember when I told you guys about that fan forum?

:chris:: Yeah, Coldplaying.com. I remember.

:guy::They think I'm hot.

:will:: Yes, Guy. That's the place.

:Jonny:: I...don't want to talk about that forum.

:will:: I said there was nothing strange about you on it, but that you must never go there...

:jonny:: *shivering slightly* I...er...

:chris:: He went there.*giggling*

:will:: :facepalm:

:guy:: They think I'm hot.

:will:: Shut up Guy! Anyway, Phil's decided to expand our web presance. He's started a page on a site called 'tumble'. I think it's for artists and such.

:guy:: Do they think I'm hot?

:will::chris::jonny:: Shut up, Guy!

:will:: Anyway, I'm sure it won't be as crazy and twisted as that forum!

:chris:: I hope not! I found Jonny in a fetal position bashing hes head on his laptop repeating 'Please make it stop!' over and over!:D

:jonny:: Can't...wash...brain...

:will:: Yeah, I'm sure all the crazies go to the forum, so this tumblr thing should be fine.

:guy:: We should go log on right now.

:chris:: Yeah! Let's see what the fans on there think of us!:D

:jonny:: Well, ok, My shrink says my Post Coldplaying Stress Disorder is almost healed. Let's go.

 

Later...

 

 

FUCK!!

 

This is the first time I tried,so let's see if this can be a good one.:P

 

:will: : *whisper* I'm telling you Jon, Chris is about to buy you a ring this afternoon;)

:jonny: ::smug::laugh2:

 

(But IN THE MEANWHILE,What Christopher acually doing is......)

 

(After a few days,when those two people finally found the truth......)

 

Oh and I forgot one..

 

:will: Fetch it boy.. fetch it!!

 

(thanks to Eli, who suggested Chris looked like a drooling labrador here! )

 

 

Chris: "...stop copying me already!" :angry:

Jonny: "I have no idea what you mean" :whistle:

 

 

 

"You won't believe me what I've just seen, EHEHEHEEHEHEH"

 

^ :lol:

 

left pic:

 

"Just because I'm losing

doesn't mean I'm lost-

 

 

right pic:

 

"-doesn't mean I'll stop

doesn't mean I'm across GOD I really have to fart!!"

 

They're all so hilarious :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

It figures it's Jonny that would think of it.:laugh3:

 

Sure :dozey:

 

He's the only one to know what suite him best, he's seen him naked many more times than his wife, and Guy of course... In 15-16 years, he's had plenty of opportunities!

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

:smug:

 

Viva La Fart Joke!:laugh3

 

:gorgeous:: Chris, honey? We all love you just the way you are but...but...god we need to teach you how to dress!

 

:chris:: Wha...what's wrong with the way I dress? :rolleyes:

 

:guy:: You have a lot of nerve asking that question in that shirt.:p

 

:chris:: Better?

 

:gorgeous:: Ergh...no.

 

:guy:: Maybe a different pair of trousers might help?

 

:chris:: I know...THESE!!!:D

 

:gorgeous:: My Lord, NO!

 

:chris:: Hey, Guy? Maybe if I wear a scarf I'll be sexy like you??

 

:guy:: HAHAHAHAHA!!! As sexy as me?? Heh...oh that's too funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:lol::laugh3:

 

No.

 

:chris:: This time I KNOW I've got it right!!! ?

 

:gorgeous:: UGH! Take those hideous things off this instant, Chris!!:D

 

:chris:: Your wish is my command, M'Lady. ;):p

 

:jonny:: Hey, guys? I think I know how he'd look stunning! Hey, Chris? Try this: *whispers to Chris*

 

:chris:: But...but...I'm not wearing anything! Are you sure this is the right look for me? :confused:

 

:gorgeous::guy::jonny:: PERFECT!!!:D

 

 

For the first time of my life, I have to agree with Gwyneth.

 

Did I really write that down?:shocked2:

 

 

:jonny:: Holy crap, Chris! Check it out! My guitar shoots lasers!!:D

 

 

:chris:: Holy fuck, J.! So does your HEAD!!:shocked2:

 

:jonny:: Holy crap, Chris! Check it out! My guitar shoots lasers!!:D

 

 

:chris:: Holy fuck, J.! So does your HEAD!!:shocked2:

 

:lol: :laugh3:

hahaha :lol:

 

Invisible piano...and piano stool. :lol:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Perfect!

 

Invisible piano...and piano stool. :lol:

 

invisible chair hump:laugh3:

Viva La Fart Joke!:laugh3

 

 

:gorgeous:: Chris, honey? We all love you just the way you are but...but...god we need to teach you how to dress!

 

:chris:: Wha...what's wrong with the way I dress? :rolleyes:

 

:guy:: You have a lot of nerve asking that question in that shirt.:p

 

:chris:: Better?

 

:gorgeous:: Ergh...no.

 

:guy:: Maybe a different pair of trousers might help?

 

:chris:: I know...THESE!!!:D

 

:gorgeous:: My Lord, NO!

 

:chris:: Hey, Guy? Maybe if I wear a scarf I'll be sexy like you??

 

:guy:: HAHAHAHAHA!!! As sexy as me?? Heh...oh that's too funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:lol::laugh3:

 

No.

 

:chris:: This time I KNOW I've got it right!!! ?

 

:gorgeous:: UGH! Take those hideous things off this instant, Chris!!:D

 

:chris:: Your wish is my command, M'Lady. ;):p

 

:jonny:: Hey, guys? I think I know how he'd look stunning! Hey, Chris? Try this: *whispers to Chris*

 

:chris:: But...but...I'm not wearing anything! Are you sure this is the right look for me? :confused:

 

:gorgeous::guy::jonny:: PERFECT!!!:D

 

Jesus FUCKING LOL!!!! You've chosen the perfect pictures for that one, AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Oh god my eyes are stinging xD

 

Chris: Dat ass!

:lol:

OMG LMAO about your captions hahahahhhahahahahahahha :laugh3: :lol:

 

Brilliant !!!!!! :P

 

Invisible piano...and piano stool. :lol:

 

Invisible piano stool... Invisible piano stool...

 

You mean...

 

Invisible...

 

 

 

 

Jonny

 

 

:lipsrsealed2:

 

 

:awesome:

 

 

 

:charming: That's an idea :charming:

 

...

 

:wink3:

Invisible piano stool... Invisible piano stool...

 

You mean...

 

Invisible...

 

 

 

 

Jonny

 

 

:lipsrsealed2:

 

 

:awesome:

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I hadn't thought of it...but now I can't STOP thinking about it!:lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I hadn't thought of it...but now I can't STOP thinking about it!:lol:

 

Same here :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:jonny: : I see a giant cake over there. Can you please give it to me?:blush:

:chris: : Your wish is my command, Jonnyboy:dazzled:

:jonny: : Rawr

 

 

Ok, totally random:P