:chris:: Pssst. J? J?? Hey, Jon??

:jonny:: *sigh* What is it, Chris?

:chris: How long is this photo shoot?

:jonny:: I dunno, not long. Why?

:chris:: I need to go to the toilet.

:guy:: Haven't we been through this before?

:will:: We always tell him to go before the shoots, but he never listens.

:chris:: Pssst...Jonny? Hey, J??

:jonny:: *sigh* What is it this time, Chris?

:chris:: Can I hold your plaque in the pictures? I don't have mine anymore.

:guy:: Ugh! We can hear you!

:will:: :facepalm:

:jonny:: Why don't you have it with you?

:chris:: I forgot it in the toilet. That's why I wanted to go, but you wouldn't let me.

:guy:: Good grief!

:will:: Let's break up.

Okay Tracie you just f00cking killed me with your stuff! :laugh3::lol:

 

Now it's my turn :awesome:

 

 

Will: "Dammit! I missed!!"

Guy: "lol iphone"

 

 

Chris: :wacko:

Jonny: :charming:

Chris: :wideeyed:

Guy: "Chris, stop staring at Jonny's nipples"

Will: "Yup, time to get my ear plugs in"

 

 

"Guys... shit, guys I think Will's malfunctioning again" :uhoh:

 

 

"Shit! I think you're right"

 

 

 

"WEEEEEeeeeeeeeehhehehihihihihihhiHIHIHI-"

 

 

"YLDKJFLKDFJSLKJFSDLK" :freak:

 

 

"I'm bored"

 

 

Chris: "Hey there pretty boy, no reason not to get some Chrissy love" :wink3:

Guy: Aw fuck, not him! "Haha, yeah Chris" :uhoh:

 

 

Chris: "Come here, lemme hug you"

Guy: :uhoh2: "Haha, okay Chris, really, I'm fine now"

Chris: "Really?" *presses up against Guy* "I think you need some mo-"

Guy: "OH GOD GO BACK TO JONNY" :sick:

 

 

 

 

"Hugh!"

 

 

"Screw your workout Chris! Your arms will never get as massive as mine!"

 

 

 

"Oh yeah? Watch this! HURGH!!!"

 

 

"AARRGHH!!"

 

 

"Sorry Will, but I think Chris is winning" :wiseguy:

 

 

"Die"

 

HILARIOUS!!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

The last page and this one Pages 686 and 687: :lol: And, in general, this thread is so much fun to read, thanks guys :clap:

(I like the "advertising", as you called it, black and white dress from Rihanna, am I weird? :D :p)

Okay Tracie you just f00cking killed me with your stuff! :laugh3::lol:

 

Now it's my turn :awesome:

 

 

Will: "Dammit! I missed!!"

Guy: "lol iphone"

 

 

Chris: :wacko:

Jonny: :charming:

Chris: :wideeyed:

Guy: "Chris, stop staring at Jonny's nipples"

Will: "Yup, time to get my ear plugs in"

 

 

"Guys... shit, guys I think Will's malfunctioning again" :uhoh:

 

 

"Shit! I think you're right"

 

 

 

"WEEEEEeeeeeeeeehhehehihihihihihhiHIHIHI-"

 

 

"YLDKJFLKDFJSLKJFSDLK" :freak:

 

 

"I'm bored"

 

 

Chris: "Hey there pretty boy, no reason not to get some Chrissy love" :wink3:

Guy: Aw fuck, not him! "Haha, yeah Chris" :uhoh:

 

 

Chris: "Come here, lemme hug you"

Guy: :uhoh2: "Haha, okay Chris, really, I'm fine now"

Chris: "Really?" *presses up against Guy* "I think you need some mo-"

Guy: "OH GOD GO BACK TO JONNY" :sick:

 

 

 

 

"Hugh!"

 

 

"Screw your workout Chris! Your arms will never get as massive as mine!"

 

 

 

"Oh yeah? Watch this! HURGH!!!"

 

 

"AARRGHH!!"

 

 

"Sorry Will, but I think Chris is winning" :wiseguy:

 

 

"Die"

 

awesome :laugh3::laugh3:

Brilliant as always, Thalia!:laugh3:

hey its jonny's birthday on the 11th september

 

Chris: Jesus Christ!! Did that cake just talk?!

Jonny: How long does Guy take in the bathroom, I need to PEEE :veryangry2:

 

 

where did you find this gif? its awesome!! LOL!. chris looks so cute!

Yup. One week to go!!

 

 

:chris:: So J. It's almost the best day of the year!:D

:jonny:: Christmas?

:chris:: No, silly. Christmas is pretty cool, but it can't compare to the day I'm talking about!

:jonny:: The day they put the fresh cakes out at the local dessert shop?

:chris:: Pretty close, but no cigar.

:jonny:: The annual Marks & Spencer sale on socks????? I LOVE that day!!!

:chris:: NO, Silly! What's with you and socks anyway?

:jonny:: I dunno. I like socks.

:chris:: Pfft. Whatever. Anyway, it's not that day either.

:jonny:: What's wrong with socks?

:chris:: Never mind the C*cking socks, Jon. This day is way more important. It's the day we celebrate the birth of the most amazing guitarist on Earth!

:jonny:: But August 8th was last month...:confused:*

:chris:: UGH! I give up! :rolleyes:

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

*Anyone get the Aug. 8th reference? ;)

Yup. One week to go!!

 

 

:chris:: So J. It's almost the best day of the year!:D

:jonny:: Christmas?

:chris:: No, silly. Christmas is pretty cool, but it can't compare to the day I'm talking about!

:jonny:: The day they put the fresh cakes out at the local dessert shop?

:chris:: Pretty close, but no cigar.

:jonny:: The annual Marks & Spencer sale on socks????? I LOVE that day!!!

:chris:: NO, Silly! What's with you and socks anyway?

:jonny:: I dunno. I like socks.

:chris:: Pfft. Whatever. Anyway, it's not that day either.

:jonny:: What's wrong with socks?

:chris:: Never mind the C*cking socks, Jon. This day is way more important. It's the day we celebrate the birth of the most amazing guitarist on Earth!

:jonny:: But August 8th was last month...:confused:*

:chris:: UGH! I give up! :rolleyes:

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

*Anyone get the Aug. 8th reference? ;)

 

Haha! Of course! And I love The Edge so much too..... :confused: I think they're BOTH the most amazing guitarists on Earth in my book. ;)

 

*and in honor of this LOLdplay, my status will now be: Socks. :nod: :awesome: :laugh3:

Haha! Of course! And I love The Edge so much too..... :confused: I think they're BOTH the most amazing guitarists on Earth in my book. ;)

 

*and in honor of this LOLdplay, my status will now be: Socks. :nod: :awesome: :laugh3:

 

They're both amazing, and Jonny probably wouldn't be the guitarist he is without the Edge.:)

 

Great status!:lol:

the edge - from u2?

the edge - from u2?

 

:nod:

 

He's a MASSIVE influence on Jonny, along with Jeff Buckley and Radiohead.

 

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hehe XD!!!! nyan cat! lol

This is crap but, here goes:

 

 

Chris: I love you Jonny!!

 

Jonny: Yep, I love you too!! *whispering* But I love cake more!!

Not crap at all!:laugh3:

 

(But we know the truth, Jon.;))

 

*Thinking* Chris: Oh, Gwyneth kicked me out because she saw me and Jonny urrrrmm, well you get the picture...

 

 

Chris: Phewww! I stink!!

 

 

Chris: What's this???

Jonny: Cake!

Guy: I'll just stand here and look sexy!

Will: Why did I join this band?!

 

*Thinking* Chris: Oh, Gwyneth kicked me out because she saw me and Jonny urrrrmm, well you get the picture...

 

 

And Chloe's making me sleep on the couch.:cry:

LOL! well if they need somewhere to go??? haha.. brilliant everyone as usual.. :)

LOL! well if they need somewhere to go??? haha.. brilliant everyone as usual.. :)

 

Well, it IS my couch...:wink3::charming:

 

:escaping:

And there is also my ferry, Chris... just saying... :angel:

 

:inquisitive: no ok :lol:

 

Chris Martin may have excelled in music, but he didn't do so well in English Literature!

:lol: I had to post it here! :p

 

I imagined Jonny saying I Kill you like Achmed on this vid:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FQm6sYJ13g

 

OMFG!!! this is sooooo funny!!

OMFG!!! my mum was watching the great british bake off, and they did... CAKE!!!!

 

Chris: I'm sooo hot the sun shine out of my crotch!!!

 

Hehe!! :P