:chris:: I shall call him...Mini-Me.

From tumblr :lol:

 

hahaha, awesome :laugh3:

:shy:

 

 

 

the last one makes more sense if you've ever watched this

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4

 

love the simpsons that eps soooo funny :P

LOL

thats funny because Chris is a big Simpsons fan :P

 

is that true?

And Chris would never ever forget the time again..

 

 

Btw, if you don't get it then look at his arm

 

dont really get that one - is it because his arms used to be so skinny? just guessin'!

from TUMBLR[/url] :laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

I can finally burst out like I did when I first saw it! :awesome:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol::lol: THIS IS SO PERFECT AND HILARIOUS OMG :lol:

 

 

I feel better now :D

dont really get that one - is it because his arms used to be so skinny? just guessin'!

 

"Chris would never ever forget the time again.."

 

he's wearing two watches on his left wrist! :P

dont really get that one - is it because his arms used to be so skinny? just guessin'!

 

"Chris would never ever forget the time again.."

 

he's wearing two watches on his left wrist! :P

 

It took me forever to get my own joke. I don't remember writing it, but yeah, he is wearing two watches..

Hi guys !

 

Let's have fun with our favourite band : post a photo of Coldplay and imagine a funny caption below :D

 

I start

 

 

Rihanna Oh man this breath !

 

There is a thread for that already , it is called Lolplay, check, it is always on the first page !:laugh3:

 

Threads merged.

 

Jay-Z: Aw, man. I knew we shouldn't have let her into the Crystal BEFORE the show.:uhoh:

RiRi: LALLALALALALA...WHEEEEEEEE...Jo-Jon-Jonnnnnyyyyyy! I L-Lov *hiccup* Love you, Man!:drunk:

Jonny: GAK!! COOTIES!!!!!!!!

 

Chris: She smells so nice

^ *sniff* "AAH YEAAAH THAT'S THE STUFF!"

 

:lol:

Rihanna, meanwhile, is probably thinking...

 

 

Oh Mah God I can smell his feet from here!:uhoh:

 

:lol:

Chris: :dance::dance::dance: WHOOOOOP

Jonny: C'mon Chris we have to leave.

Will: Bring us some tranquillizer!

Guy: I totally pull these jeans off.

 

Chris - "BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP !!!!!"

 

 

"Uh, the school bus broke down. Give us a lift?"

 

Chris - "BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP !!!!!"

 

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YAY Chris!:lol:

 

^:lol:

 

Jonny - "God, I wish he'd put some pants on."

 

Jonny - "God, I wish he'd put some pants on."

 

HAHAHAHA!

 

Chris' diary

Page 120

Viva La Vida Tour - August 2009

 

**** So there we were, finishing our interview with NME magazine, and it hit me....Guy's eyes were so sparkling, so magical, so smooth. I blushed for a moment then quickly realized it made my hair turn red, so I shook the thoughts of unabashed excitement from my mind. But then his stubble....that coarse, barely visible spots of manhood on his face....I imagined how smooth they would feel against my bare buttocks. And then a spatula...yeah, a spatula....and some Cool Whip topping. God I'm hungry. No breakfast today yet. Anyway, the interview ended and I calmly walked back to my room. "Fancy a drink?" Guy asked. "No" I replied, "I have an erection." I realized what I said and quickly rebounded with "Uh, no, I have an infection, taking pills, can't have any booze. Sorry mate, maybe next time" and I waddled away as quickly as I could without banging my penis into the wall. Guy caught up with me, grabbed my arm, and whispered "You really don't have an infection, do you?" he said. I gazed into his eyes and slowly began to sing: "If you'd only, if you'd only say yes...." Guy paused for a moment, and his eyes lit up. I knew this would be the moment! He said "That reminds me, we're putting YES back into our setlist, so let's rehearse early this afternoon. I have my guitar with me!" If he only knew he had my heart with him as well....****

 

To Be Continued...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA :lol::lol::lol:

 

Guy is just fcking amazing in this one :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:lol: He has 'Six Appeal' ^^

BAHAAH THE RECENT LOLDPLAYS! :lol::lol::lol:

Oh god, whew! *wipes away tears*

 

 

 

 

Chris' diary

Page 120

Viva La Vida Tour - August 2009

 

**** So there we were, finishing our interview with NME magazine, and it hit me....Guy's eyes were so sparkling, so magical, so smooth. I blushed for a moment then quickly realized it made my hair turn red, so I shook the thoughts of unabashed excitement from my mind. But then his stubble....that coarse, barely visible spots of manhood on his face....I imagined how smooth they would feel against my bare buttocks. And then a spatula...yeah, a spatula....and some Cool Whip topping. God I'm hungry. No breakfast today yet. Anyway, the interview ended and I calmly walked back to my room. "Fancy a drink?" Guy asked. "No" I replied, "I have an erection." I realized what I said and quickly rebounded with "Uh, no, I have an infection, taking pills, can't have any booze. Sorry mate, maybe next time" and I waddled away as quickly as I could without banging my penis into the wall. Guy caught up with me, grabbed my arm, and whispered "You really don't have an infection, do you?" he said. I gazed into his eyes and slowly began to sing: "If you'd only, if you'd only say yes...." Guy paused for a moment, and his eyes lit up. I knew this would be the moment! He said "That reminds me, we're putting YES back into our setlist, so let's rehearse early this afternoon. I have my guitar with me!" If he only knew he had my heart with him as well....****

 

To Be Continued...

 

HAHAAH

 

*sucks in more air*

 

 

WAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH GOD MY SIDES!!

 

Wow that read like a proper fanfiction! Well done for a dude LOL

 

"without banging my penis into the wall"

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Guy is just fcking amazing in this one :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I agree ROFL