Sirhc Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Just found this in a Belgian newspaper :D Jay-Z wil yogalessen van Chris Martin Jay-Z, die het voorprogramma verzorgt van Coldplay tijdens hun Amerikaanse tournee, is jaloers op de souplesse van Chris Martin en wil dat de Coldplayzanger hem yogalessen geeft. "Ik probeer vier keer per week naar de sportzaal te gaan, maar de voorbije maand ben ik er niet geraakt wegens vakantie en de tournee. Ik ben jaloers op wat Chris presteert op het podium. Hij beweegt echt goddelijk. Mijn been achter mijn oor leggen, dat wil ik ook kunnen". Hoezeer Jay-Z ook van het toerleven houdt, hij mist het comfort van thuis. "Ik mis mijn bed, er gaat niets boven je eigen bed. Volgende keer neem ik mijn eigen lakens mee". (bang/lb) Sorry it's in Dutch, but it basically says Jay Z is jealous about the way Chris moves on stage. He also wants to be able to put his leg behind his ear :lol: And for that he wants Chris to give him yoga lessons :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 :laugh3: That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Niguez Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Funny dudes. :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LhunaSleepingSun Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Hmmm if he wants to move like Chris he should spin around, jump everywhere, and stomp on stage while singing! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Politik Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Jay-Z, who is doing the support act for Coldplay during the American tour, is jealous with Chris Martin's limberness and he wants Chris giving him Yoga lessons. "I try to go to the gym four times a week, but the past month I didn't because of holidays and the tour. I'm jealous of the way Chris performs on stage. Putting my leg behind my ears, is something I want to do too However Jay-Z does love the life of being on tour, he misses the comfort of being home. "I miss my own bed, there's nothing better then you're own bed. Next time I'll bring my own sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I would also like some yoga lessons from Chris :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giulls Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I would also like some yoga lessons from Chris :mellow: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Me2 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 :rolleyes: I know you want too :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giulls Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I know you want too :wink3: oh yesss:smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonsu Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Chris' best yoga move is putting his foot in his mouth, and he only needs to use his lips for that one :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imke Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Chris is the only one who can pull this on stage bending off and still be sexy. :rolleyes: He should sue him for plagiarising his unique dancing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 ^ :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Chris's dancing is the only thing nobody will ever sue him for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_escapist Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 i really don't see Jay Z doing yoga - too fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 That's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 So true :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan8 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Try saying that to his FACE! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*StrawberryGirl* Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I would also like some yoga lessons from Chris :mellow: me too :wink3::wink3::wink3::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giulls Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Try saying that to his FACE! :lol: :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Try saying that to his FACE! :lol: He can't deny it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_escapist Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 i wouldn't do that, lol! wasn't a premeditated hurtful comment - it's the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldspot Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Someone please start a petition for chris to release his own how-to yoga dvd :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graceberryman Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: This is the silliest article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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