Just found this in a Belgian newspaper :D

 

Jay-Z wil yogalessen van Chris Martin

 

Jay-Z, die het voorprogramma verzorgt van Coldplay tijdens hun Amerikaanse tournee, is jaloers op de souplesse van Chris Martin en wil dat de Coldplayzanger hem yogalessen geeft.

 

"Ik probeer vier keer per week naar de sportzaal te gaan, maar de voorbije maand ben ik er niet geraakt wegens vakantie en de tournee. Ik ben jaloers op wat Chris presteert op het podium. Hij beweegt echt goddelijk. Mijn been achter mijn oor leggen, dat wil ik ook kunnen".

 

Hoezeer Jay-Z ook van het toerleven houdt, hij mist het comfort van thuis. "Ik mis mijn bed, er gaat niets boven je eigen bed. Volgende keer neem ik mijn eigen lakens mee". (bang/lb)

 

 

 

Sorry it's in Dutch, but it basically says Jay Z is jealous about the way Chris moves on stage. He also wants to be able to put his leg behind his ear :lol: And for that he wants Chris to give him yoga lessons :lol:

:laugh3: That's hilarious!

Funny dudes. :awesome:

Hmmm if he wants to move like Chris he should spin around, jump everywhere, and stomp on stage while singing! :D

:P

Jay-Z, who is doing the support act for Coldplay during the American tour, is jealous with Chris Martin's limberness and he wants Chris giving him Yoga lessons.

 

"I try to go to the gym four times a week, but the past month I didn't because of holidays and the tour. I'm jealous of the way Chris performs on stage. Putting my leg behind my ears, is something I want to do too

 

However Jay-Z does love the life of being on tour, he misses the comfort of being home.

"I miss my own bed, there's nothing better then you're own bed. Next time I'll bring my own sheets.

I would also like some yoga lessons from Chris :mellow:

I would also like some yoga lessons from Chris :mellow:

 

:rolleyes:

Me2 :D

:rolleyes:

 

 

I know you want too :wink3:

I know you want too :wink3:

 

oh yesss:smug:

Chris' best yoga move is putting his foot in his mouth, and he only needs to use his lips for that one :P

Chris is the only one who can pull this on stage bending off and still be sexy. :rolleyes:

He should sue him for plagiarising his unique dancing ...

^ :laugh3:

Chris's dancing is the only thing nobody will ever sue him for

i really don't see Jay Z doing yoga - too fat

That's true

So true :rolleyes:

Try saying that to his FACE!

 

:lol:

I would also like some yoga lessons from Chris :mellow:

 

me too :wink3::wink3::wink3::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Try saying that to his FACE!

 

:lol:

 

:laugh3:

Try saying that to his FACE!

 

:lol:

 

He can't deny it...

i wouldn't do that, lol!

 

wasn't a premeditated hurtful comment -

 

it's the truth

Someone please start a petition for chris to release his own how-to yoga dvd :D

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

This is the silliest article.