My friend sent me this... :cool:

 

 

A strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those

people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to

those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these questions:

 

What makes up 100% in life?

 

If:

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

 

And..., B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While

Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get

you there,

 

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

 

 

 

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:huh: samual!

:D

:huh: samantha

lol thats hilarious!!!

SAMMIE! :D

ooooh looky looky britts here RUNnnnnnNNNN :stunned:

:lol: i like!!!! :P

lol thats hilarious!!!

 

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S-L-E-E-P-T-O-T-H-E-T-O-P = 176% :idea2:

hehehe thats funny

i will go down with this ship... ;)

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:D

:sneaky: :sneaky:

i will go down

 

You'll go far in business :P

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lol! :lol:

oh, sadly, how true this is, how true..

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thats being passed about today lol

:lol: That was great!

:lol: very good! :lol:

I printed that off :lol: :rolleyes:

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