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Boo. Maybe it'll work tomorrow.

Nick added me on Twitter. :awesome:

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It didn't work yesterday either. :/

 

I've never used twitter. :awesome:

:disappointed: Try to reinstall msn, maybe?

 

I registered yesterday. :wacky: And apparently Nick did so too and he doesn't get how to use it. :awesome:

If it doesn't work by tomorrow, maybe I'll try that.

 

I don't see the point of twitter. :disappointed:

Do that. :disappointed:

 

It's fun. :wacky: I only have Coldplaying people on there though.

It will take so long. :bomb:

 

I don't think anyone I know irl uses twitter. :P

Why? :surprised: Is your computer that slow?

 

Me neither. :P

But guess what ... Ren called me pornstar again. :dozey:

Should I uninstall it first before I install it? :/

 

That's not very nice. :snobby:

You should put Perrine's quote back in your sig. :sneaky:

Yup, I'd try that.

 

Haha ... no, his quote speaks for itself. :sneaky:

 

Ugh ... I'm so exhausted. :disappointed:

I clicked repair instead of uninstall... I wonder if that'll fix it.

 

I'm tired too. :sad:

Let's hope so. :sneaky:

 

I need vacation again. :P

Ugh still doesn't work... and when I troubleshoot it, it says it's not connecting because of improper proxy or firewall settings. :/

Hmm, don't know what the problem is then. :(

Juuuuuuuuulia! :wacko:

Don't you whip me, lady! :lips:

 

Mraaaaa ... I love our new HD TV. :wacko:

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I do do do:snobby:

 

HD TV?:uhoh:

 

OMG I think I'm gonna Plätzchen backen....:wacky:

^Now you can watch your porn in HD woo hoo! :wacky:

You pervs. :whip:

 

Plätzchen backen. :wacky:

 

Yes, yes, yes HD Flatscreen ... :awesome:

And no Ren, no porn. :snobby: HAARP! :heart:

I swear I saw every pore on Matt's face.

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haHAHAH when I read "I swear I saw every pore on Matt's face" I only saw the word "pore" at first and thought you were gonna say "I swear I saw every porn on my HD".-...:wacky:

 

Ren:whip:

 

omg but it's too late for Plätzchen backen I guess....but I want to take them to work tomorrow...

You pervs. :whip:

 

Plätzchen backen. :wacky:

 

Yes, yes, yes HD Flatscreen ... :awesome:

And no Ren, no porn. :snobby: HAARP! :heart:

I swear I saw every pore on Matt's face.

 

Yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiight! I bet you were watching some matt porn you obsessed fangirl :lips:

 

Btw, hey Jules! :lips:

Oh come on, is this the new perv unit?! :bigcry:

Naaahhhh, I don't watch porn, why won't you believe me! :bigcry:

 

I want to do Plätzchen backen too. :wacky: Just do it ... you can stay up all night. :wacko:

Naaahhhh, I do watch porn, why won't you believe me! :bigcry:

 

I want to do Plätzchen backen too. :wacky: Just do it ... you can stay up all night. :wacko:

I believe you :kiss:

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if you watch Matt porn on HD...I bet you can see every pore on his....:wink3:

 

:mellow:

 

yay I just started Plätzchen backen:cheesy:

 

 

omg now I feel like watching porn on HD.....:uhoh:

:wacky:

I love you :kiss:

 

I don't love you. :kiss:

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