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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Anyway, i really have to go now so see you later girls :kiss:

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Gaaah, no stay you drooling perv. I love you, okay. :lips:

 

Deeeeeeeeeeee! Yes, Ren volunteered to find us some. :mellow:

Hi.

I got some hot porn for you right here babeh! :lips:

 

 

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:inquisitive: What the fuck...

 

EDIT: Okay I Googled this guy, and tbh I wish I didn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

OMG ... Reeeeeeeeeen! Someone just posted a pic of your new love in that other thread. :blush:

 

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I bet you two/three are so cute together! :blush:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Ren, how do you know about him? :nice:

Bye evil boy. :disappointed:

 

And hi Dee. :kiss:

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Dee:whip:

 

omg I am backing Plätzchen right now....it smells so good:cheesy:

We need to find out what Plätzchen backen means in English. :wacky:

Ahhhhhh, the whole house smelled good yesterday, because my mother was baking Plätzchen. :cheesy:

 

And Love Actually is on TV. I love that movie. :wacky:

 

@Dee: Haha, I just googled geonitseupnida from your sig and the only thing that came up was the Coldplaying forum. :freak:

Oh, I'm super slow. Bye Renny! :kiss:

 

Bye evil boy. :disappointed:

 

And hi Dee. :kiss:

Hello Imke :kiss:

Dee:whip:

 

omg I am backing Plätzchen right now....it smells so good:cheesy:

Jules :sneaky:

@Dee: Haha, I just googled geonitseupnida from your sig and the only thing that came up was the Coldplaying forum. :freak:

Yeah, I got it from a crappy Chinese translation :nice:

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haha I'd really love to know what it means:wacky:

 

I am backing Vanille Kipferl right now....not my favourites, but those were the most simple ones I could find....aaaaand I found a Dr. Oetker Backmischung for it....:mellow:

 

awww finally I am feeling a little bit of Christmas...although my room is a total mess....

awwwwww my TV doesn't work anymore....but I watched a DD on my laptop on thursday...."Trainspotting" can't say I've liked it....:\

Oh, I'm super slow. Bye Renny! :kiss:

 

 

Hello Imke :kiss:

 

Jules :sneaky:

 

Yeah, I got it from a crappy Chinese translation :nice:

 

:dizzy: Hahahaha ...

 

haha I'd really love to know what it means:wacky:

 

I am backing Vanille Kipferl right now....not my favourites, but those were the most simple ones I could find....aaaaand I found a Dr. Oetker Backmischung for it....:mellow:

 

awww finally I am feeling a little bit of Christmas...although my room is a total mess....

awwwwww my TV doesn't work anymore....but I watched a DD on my laptop on thursday...."Trainspotting" can't say I've liked it....:\

 

Okay ... I tried to find a translation, because everyone will start to think we're being pervy in German otherwise. :wacky:

You are baking Christmas cookies/Christmas biscuits.

 

Ahhhh ... my mother's gonna make those tomorrow. :wacky:

I don't like Backmischungen ... I like to do things myself.

 

Hahaha ... you don't even want to know what my room looks like right now. :awesome: Ms. Chaos ...

Awww, I love Love Actually ... I think I'm ordering the DVD and watch it again in English ... I think that movie might actually get me into Christmas mood. :wacky:

 

I think I watched Trainspotting once, but I don't remember it. :uhoh:

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haha ok....quite a simple expression actually....:wacky:

 

omg I burned some cookies....they are really black...:uhoh:

 

I don't like Backmischungen either, but it was the cheapest way for me....

 

awwww now I want to watch that movie too....

I don't think it's exactly the same though. :wacky:

We Germans are just wayyyyy too unique.

 

You shouldn't eat those. :uhoh:

Haha ... I tend to screw things up, when I cook ... never when I bake though.

 

Ah okay.

 

Do it. :heart:

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oh I am a quite good bakery, too....:smug:

 

but the oven I have here in Bonn is just super crap...it's super small and stuff I couldn't even imagine that baking cookies could work ....:wacky:

You're a bakery? :uhoh:

 

Ah I see ... I think our oven is quite good, but I haven't used it in ages. :disappointed:

I should really bake something next weekend. :wacky:

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haha no....:wacky:

 

just a housewife bakery...:wacky:

 

but uhm....I worked in a bakery....:wacko:

 

ahhh you should definitely do that

Ah good. :freak:

 

Gah, I bet that was pretty stressful. :uhoh:

I could never get up that early every day.

 

I will. :wacky:

I'm so looking forward to Thursday ... everything will be over by then. :dance:

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hehe well I worked there during the time I went to school....I had to work every second saturday morning....so it was ok actually...:wacky:

 

yayyyy....that's good to hear:dance:

 

I am really looking forward to the 23rd....I hope I can go home then and have a nice christmas..and the worst time at work will be ove rby then...

That sounds okay. :wacky: Although I'd hate getting up early on Saturday. :freak:

 

You don't have any plans for going home yet?

 

Anyway ... I'm leaving you now. Tomorrow is another day full of stupid equations and other useless stuff that I will never ever need in my life again.

 

Goodnight. :hug:

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oh I always hated to get up early on these saturdays....even if it was only every two weeks...:sick:

 

currently I don't see saturdays as saturdays anymore....they are usual work-days like a monday or a thursday....:bigcry:

 

well don't know yet if I have to work on the 24th....that's why I don't know yet if I will go home on the 23rd or the 24th....:\

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yes....I'll be gone to bed now....:wacky:

 

nighty Pervine:kiss:

(:freak:)

Pervine! That's brilliant! I shall call her Pervine from now on :lips:

Julia stay here !!

Or not... for calling me like this :bigcry:

 

Hi Reeen ! :kiss:

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