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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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You all joined forces to destroy my reputation, it's not my fault :bigcry:

 

No we didn't, you really are a perv. You're just afraid to admit it. :snobby:

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I like it how you always put the Travolta suit on so that I can pull it off your body as fast as I can:whip:

:whip: Get back in here.

Imke says:

i am a pervy pitufa

 

 

You can't deny it anymore now. :lips:

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:whip

 

there's been a strange noise by a strange person outside my door some seconds ago...:uhoh:

It's not a secret, Kels. :disappointed:

 

 

Okay ... :uhoh:

What ?? And WE are the biggest pervs here ? :sick:

 

I was only saying it because obviously somebody else has been genius enough to cowith "Pervine"....:wacky:

If you found out who, you will stop crying but cut your veins :disappointed:

 

Bah Imke and Pervine are not angels at all.They're both pervs in private, i can tell :disappointed:

 

I'll stick to Julia , she's more innocent :kiss:

In private ? :wink3:

Psssh suuuuure !

it sounded like vomiting...ahhaha

 

So a strange person came to your flat just to vomit?

Maybe this strange person is bulimic. :nice:

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So a strange person came to your flat just to vomit?

 

hahahahahaahahahahhaahahahahahhahaha...ok that really made me laugh out loud

 

no......I think it was my flat-mate's girlfriend...

 

damn...I am the only single in my "WG"...:disappointed:

 

and we are 4 people

Glad I made you laugh. :tongue:

 

Okay ... :hug:

It's gonna change soon though. :wacky: I have a feeling.

Almost. :wacky:

Yay :wacky:

Goodnight :hug:

I'm leaving too.

Good looking?

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:bomb:

 

 

ooooh yeah....I think he might be the best looking guy around (in my opinion)....:wacky:

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I guess he is too hot for me....:disappointed:

 

but he visits our shop sometimes (I work in a music shop)

 

I had the impression he looked at me today when I went into the record shop....ahaha...:freak:

:mad::nice:

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