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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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if you watch Matt porn on HD...I bet you can see every pore on his....:wink3:

 

:mellow:

 

yay I just started Plätzchen backen:cheesy:

 

 

omg now I feel like watching porn on HD.....:uhoh:

:wacky:

 

If you give me Matt porn, then I'll watch Matt porn. :bigcry:

 

Yay! Have fun ... awww, I love that. I can't wait for next weekend when I finally have some time. :cheesy:

 

Hahahahaha ...

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Sasha Grey on a 42'' HD screen? :awesome:

 

*drools*

I don't love you. :kiss:

:bigcry:

 

*leaves*

Gaaah, no stay you drooling perv. I love you, okay. :lips:

 

Deeeeeeeeeeee! Yes, Ren volunteered to find us some. :mellow:

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I've just googled <matt porn and this is what <i got:

 

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why are they haunting me?:bigcry:

 

and Imke...heheh actually I don't even have time for Plätzchen backen....I worked 9 hours today and tomorrow I have to work 5 hours...:sick:

Gaaah, no stay you drooling perv. I love you, okay. :lips:

 

Deeeeeeeeeeee! Yes, Ren volunteered to find us some. :mellow:

I got some hot porn for you right here babeh! :lips:

 

 

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and why is what I wrote in Italics now?:uhoh:

 

I am turning into Mark.....:wreck:

 

 

oh and I heard Ren volunteered to dress up as Matt for some Matt porn:wink3:

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:awesome: Oh wait ... that's not Matt. :uhoh:

 

@Julia: Ahh, stupid verkaufsoffene Sonntage. :sick: :hug:

I got some hot porn for you right here babeh! :lips:

 

 

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:wreck: You're mind is really perverted and fucked up. :bigcry:

 

and why is what I wrote in Italics now?:uhoh:

 

I am turning into Mark.....:wreck:

 

 

oh and I heard Ren volunteered to dress up as Matt for some Matt porn:wink3:

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:

:wreck: You're mind is really perverted and fucked up. :bigcry:

 

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:

You're the one wanking to those pics after all not me :snobby:

 

More wanking material for you now :kiss:

 

 

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Who the fuck is that?! :bigcry:

Who the fuck is that?! :bigcry:

Your future husband :rolleyes:

 

 

xD

You meanie. :bigcry:

 

Don't forget you're still married to Gaga. :rolleyes:

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You meanie. :bigcry:

 

Don't forget you're still married to Gaga. :rolleyes:

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That's not gaga, that's you with glasses :kiss:

No way, I look even nerdier with glasses. :snobby:

You are incorrect.;)

OMG ... Reeeeeeeeeen! Someone just posted a pic of your new love in that other thread. :blush:

 

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I bet you two/three are so cute together! :blush:

OMG ... Reeeeeeeeeen! Someone just posted a pic of your new love in that other thread. :blush:

 

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I bet you two/three are so cute together! :blush:

Aww Imke & kels :heart:

 

 

You girls are so hot! :whip:

*leaves*

*leaves*

Nooooooooooooooooo! :bigcry:

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