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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Reeeeen! :lips: I said hello on Twitter and you ignored me, you bitch. :disappointed:

I didn't see it! :bigcry:

 

I'm trying to fix my Christmas tree cos my doggy ate part of it :disappointed:

You're forgiven then. :kiss:

 

Ya ... I read that. :uhoh: :lol:

We don't even have a Christmas tree yet ... but we've got tons of snow and I just wanna become a child again and play in the snow and make a huuuuge snowman. :uhoh:

It's -15°C though.

-15Cº ? :o

 

The coldest for me is always 13Cº during the wildest winter here :uhoh: And i've never seen snow :disappointed:

 

It's sunny right now and i need some ice cream :wacky:

Yup. :uhoh:

I don't think I'll be leaving the house again anytime soon. :uhoh:

Drove to Hamburg in the car yesterday and the highways were a freaking mess. :bigcry:

 

You've never seen snow??!! :disappointed:

:hug: You've missed something.

 

I could give you some snow on a stick. It comes in grassy flavour. :wacky:

I can imagine :o I think it's beter fot you if youbstay at home and watch a good movie or something :kiss:

 

Nope, not even once :disappointed:

 

Aww really? That would make my day! :wacky:

I think I might actually do that and follow the live blog at the same time. :wacko:

Although I'm not fangirly enough anymore to spam the thread in the Coldplay section. :disappointed:

 

:hug: ... again. You should come to Europe in winter someday. :wacko:

 

I try to get you some without cat pee. :uhoh:

Live blog? I have no idea what you fan girls are talking about it. Is it today a special cp day or something? *is lost* :uhoh:

 

I'll try that but then i'll freeze and die cos i'm way too used to the tropical weather xD

 

Waaait, kels peed on it? Eww, i don't want it anymore :sick:

 

 

 

:wacky:

Yup, Coldplay's playing a little Christmas show at Exeter Castle and there's a live blog on Coldplay.com. :P

One of my questions got answered during the last live blog. :wacko:

 

Oh I'm sure you'd find a way to stay warm. :wink3:

 

Yup, she did. :disappointed:

After receiving the German chocolate I sent her, she loved me so much more that she took the first flight to Germany and now she's stalking me. :uhoh:

Ahhh i had no idea! :wacko:

 

I think i kno a way but you'd have to help me :whip:

 

Ah that lucky bitch! Now i want some choco but i don't have any, dang! I'm going for a choco ice cream later :P

 

 

I bet she's taking pics of your house and posing in front of it too :rolleyes:

 

I should try to turn you into a proper fanboy. :wacko: :P

 

Any time. :lips:

 

You'll get some chocolate for your birthday then. :lips:

She also got a card from her German relatives:

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I just had the second hot tea in a row ... the thought of ice cream alone makes me shiver. :bigcry:

 

 

She is? How do you know? :uhoh:

 

Oh you can try :wacko:

 

Rawr! You better keep your word :whip:

 

Aww yay! You'll get something for your birthday too :lips:

 

Hahahaha that pic is awesome! xD German kels looks so serious yo! :wacky:

 

I had strawberry ice cream last night, now iw ant choco and if you were here ,i'd ge ya one too :lips:

 

 

Because she has a lesbo crush on you and loves taking pics of you when you are distracted :surprised:

 

Hahaha ... I'd fail terribly. :P

I'm not a hardcore fangirl anyway.

 

I will, I will. :lips:

We'd make the snow melt in no time. :whip:

 

Really? :wacko:

 

I just had to buy that card. :lol:

I burst out in laughter when I saw it and thought: THIS IS FOR KELS! :P

 

Please get me some raspberry ice cream then. :lips: *shiver*

 

 

:uhoh: I don't believe that. :bigcry:

 

Thanks for the snow Imke. :lips:

 

 

 

Ren, I told you not to tell Imke! :snobby:

You bitch.

 

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and it took 3 hours to get home by train instead of1,5....and I had to stand like an hour outside in this coldness....after working 9 hours.....yes being on holidays is a nice expression...:bigcry:

Whaaaat?! You stood outside for one hour. :uhoh:

I'd totally make you a big cup of tea now.

 

But now you finally have vacations? :wacko:

 

It took us more than three hours to get from here to Hamburg yesterday ... and we normally only need 1 1/2 hours. :disappointed:

It was freaking mad on the Autobahn ... accidents everywhere and at some points I could only drive 20km/h.

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well.....I was waiting at different stations because the trains didn't come...argh everything was a bit crazy today....:wreck:

 

Noooooo....I wish I was on vacations....my first real vacation will be in February...:sick:

 

oh damn....I am a bit worried about this weather.....don't know why

I can imagine. :uhoh:

 

But you get some days off for Christmas?

Or do you really have to work on the 24th? :sick:

 

Hmm, it's just a little strange, because I don't remember having such cold temperatures here before. I mean it's the freaking north of Germany ... I think the coldest temperature I remember was -8°C or something. :uhoh:

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yes......I don't have to work on thursday....I told them I want to go home.....I would have to work only for 3 hours though....so I will be at home from thursday to monday morning...

 

yeah....I think I can't remember such cold temeoratures either,....

 

 

ah I am so tired I should sleep now...goodnight:hug:

That's good. :nice:

Hope you can enjoy the little vacation then.

 

Goodnight. :hug:

Can I call you Eddd?

 

why not?

 

finally

 

I still didn't go there:wacky:

 

then you hair is longer than my legs now, i suppose

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