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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Ice cream has become so perverted. :bigcry:

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Perverted ice cream? :wideeyed:

 

I only met nice people on omegle. :wacky:

I met a coldplayer on omegle once. :awesome:

I met a coldplayer on omegle once. :awesome:

 

I saw that thread! I didnt have a clue what was going on.

I saw that thread! I didnt have a clue what was going on.

 

Oh, well Nick, Imke, and I all went on omegle one night, and somehow Nick and I ended up finding each other on there. :P

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sorry I'm not here that often

 

 

my life is being a mess at the moment

 

that guy:bigcry:

 

 

 

on omegle

 

he said bad things to me and said I am allowed to suck his ice-cream anymore...:bigcry:

Aww, I'm sorry you're life's a mess.

I hope you can at least enjoy Christmas with your family a little and clean your head a little. :hug:

 

 

Hahahahaha ... what the ... :awesome:

I only met nice people on Omegle ... and I was trying to find some creeps. :disappointed:

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well my life is a mess because of that guy:bigcry:

 

:freak:

 

well I have the impression people on omegle find me weird....I wonder why:thinking:

I had a hard time finding creeps too. :/

Still the one you're not texting? :disappointed:

 

 

Haha, come on ... you're not weird.

 

I really wanted someone to creep on me. :disappointed:

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nooooooooooo......because of that guy I met on omegle and I sucked on his ice-cream batter and then he started to say bad things to me without a reason.....:freak::freak::freak:

Did you post that thing somewhere? :surprised:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: lick my balls

Stranger: mother fucker

Stranger: u piece of shit

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: i fucking hate youy

Stranger: u rtuined my life

Stranger: u shit faced

Stranger: shitless

Stranger: cock faced

Stranger: fag

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: U already know my semen tastes like ben and jerry's cake batter ice cream.

Stranger: don't you

Stranger: u fuck

Stranger: u stupid fuck

:uhoh: Oh my ...

 

 

:hug:

I'm kinda scared of Omegle now ... but I think I'll try it again. :uhoh:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: aah

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: aah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Can you beat that? :wacko:

Ok, just talked in Spanish. That person was too nice again though.

Nobody wants to creep on me. :disappointed:

 

 

You: moo

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: i am about to milk the shit out of you

You: o noes

Stranger: now...stand still while i get a stool

Stranger: and bucket

You: NO, PLEASE

Stranger: ha, too late now!

You: FUCK YOU, BITCH!

Stranger: no, fuck YOU heffer

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

I can't handle this. :disappointed:

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hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha...

 

ok...I have to go to bed now....Goodnight girls:kiss:

Goodnight. :hug:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: moo

Stranger: melodrama

Stranger: stab yourself

Stranger: neck falls off

You: moo

Stranger: dying

Stranger: you feell...

Stranger: soraing

Stranger: bleeding

You: moo

Stranger: nothing more

You: moo

Stranger: to live for

Stranger: ending life

Stranger: never see

Stranger: never hear

Stranger: never feel

You: moo

Stranger: again'

Stranger: dividing life to death

You: moo

Stranger: nothing compare you t your whole

Stranger: you live in vein

Stranger: and nothing could help you back

Stranger: you take drugs

You: moo

Stranger: falling asleep

Stranger: dreaming while awake

You: moo

Stranger: finding a new life

Stranger: a new world

Stranger: a new da

Stranger: y

You: moo

Stranger: your feelings getting easier you could live again

Stranger: then you die

Stranger: by heartache

You: moo

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

Could somebody tell me what song that is? :P

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