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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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^^ Am I missing out on some sort of inside joke or have you guys just had a little too much tequila?

 

^ Oh, you'd do that for me?

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I don't think Kels ever had any Tequila. :P

 

That kiddo

 

 

Sure, Dee ... :uhoh:

Way to edit my post... this isn't pinkponies.

Ewwwwww

 

Kels nooooo

 

I have a very visual mind

 

GAHAHAHHHHH

:sick:

Way to edit my post... this isn't pinkponies.

Oh yeah? You called me ****** first so deal with it !

Where's your mommy when you need her. :disappointed:

Fine, sorry. :disappointed:

 

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:snobby:

YOU ARE ALL W­ANKERS!

This thread makes no sense at all.

 

And we haven't sold a jukebox condom in weeks.

 

First person who lurks in this thread randomly and says 'O HAI THAR' gets a coupon for a FREE jukebox condom!

YOU ARE ALL W­ANKERS!

IMKE WANKS TO BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC :snobby:

IMKE WANKS TO BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC :snobby:

 

HEY! :snobby:

 

That was a long time ago.

 

IMKE WANKS TO BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC :snobby:

:wreck:

 

I won't ever see her the same way from now on :disappointed:

:wreck:

 

I won't ever see her the same way from now on :disappointed:

 

Britney or me? :uhoh:

 

Really, Imke? :sick:

 

:escaping2:

This thread makes no sense at all.

 

And we haven't sold a jukebox condom in weeks.

 

First person who lurks in this thread randomly and says 'O HAI THAR' gets a coupon for a FREE jukebox condom!

 

O HAI THAR

Britney or me? :uhoh:

 

 

YOU! :disappointed:

O HAI THAR

 

Well you've got the coupon now you only have to wait for Julia to return. :wacko:

 

YOU! :disappointed:

 

:bigcry:

Really, Imke? :sick:

Yeah I even saw her!

 

I mean...err.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, FOCUS ON HER!

O HAI THAR

Yeahhh :awesome:

What song would you like your jukebox condom to play?

Well you've got the coupon now you only have to wait for Julia to return. :wacko:

 

:wacky:

 

Yeahhh :awesome:

What song would you like your jukebox condom to play?

 

 

IDK... help me picking one! :wacko:

STOP SPREADING LIES ABOUT ME DEE! :bigcry:

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