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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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I was gonna sell it on ebay :dozey:

 

 

:hug:

 

Damn it! Sell your own wanking material on eBay if you wanna make it to Wembley! Don't use mine! :bigcry:

 

imke >:hug:< iz

 

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So you're not gonna **** to her ****ing? :(

Hey, i'm not shane :disappointed:

 

Okay, if you say so. :tongue:

Bah, i need the money to go to wembley :tongue:

 

 

Ps, Hallo isabeeel!

Damn it! Sell your own wanking material on eBay if you wanna make it to Wembley! Don't use mine! :bigcry:

But yours is hotter, especially when you moan kelsie and grandpa's name :kiss:

So you're not gonna **** to her ****ing? :(

 

But yours is hotter, especially when you moan kelsie and grandpa's name :kiss:

 

Now I need even more hugs. :disappointed:

Bah, i need the money to go to wembley :tongue:

 

 

Damn it! Sell your own wanking material on eBay if you wanna make it to Wembley! Don't use mine! :bigcry:

 

Do what imke said. :snobby: I'm sure pallavi would buy it. :nice:

Hey, i'm not shane :disappointed:

 

 

Bah, i need the money to go to wembley :tongue:

 

 

Ps, Hallo isabeeel!

 

But yours is hotter, especially when you moan kelsie and grandpa's name :kiss:

 

Now I'm the only one who hasn't been ridiculed. :cheesy:

Now I need even more hugs. :disappointed:

:hug: :hug: :hug:

But yours is hotter, especially when you moan kelsie and grandpa's name :kiss:

 

:wtf: :sick:

hello renato :wacko:

stop perverting all this girls..

Me? i'm innocent here. They're all pornstars, hookers and evil girls. They corrupted my innocent mind :disappointed:

 

:angel:

 

Do what imke said. :snobby: I'm sure pallavi would buy it. :nice:

And you'd buy shany's :kiss:

 

:wtf: :sick:

Bah, we all know you have a lesbo crush on Imke, don't deny it :snobby:

Me? i'm innocent here. They're all pornstars, hookers and evil girls. They corrupted my innocent mind :disappointed:

:uneasy:

 

 

like i don't remember the old days :wink:

you pray for innocent, new victims.

:(

Aww :hug:

 

I love you imnerd :lips:

Me? i'm innocent here. They're all pornstars, hookers and evil girls. They corrupted my innocent mind :disappointed:

 

:angel:

 

 

And you'd buy shany's :kiss:

 

 

Bah, we all know you have a lesbo crush on Imke, don't deny it :snobby:

 

You, innocent? You're the one who won the perviest member award. :tongue:

 

No I wouldn't. :sick:

 

It's true, I love Imke. :lips:

:uneasy:

 

 

like i don't remember the old says :wink:

you pray for innocent, new victims.

That's enrico, he tried to seduce pallavi :wreck:

:uneasy:

 

 

like i don't remember the old days :wink:

you pray for innocent, new victims.

 

It's true, he corrupted me. :disappointed:

i'll deal with that later :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

i'm talking about... lapdancers? bigfoot... :wacko: nothing comes to mind?

hmhmhmhmhmhm?!

It's true, he corrupted me. :disappointed:

Bah, hush pedo cat :snobby:

i'll deal with that later :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

i'm talking about... lapdancers? bigfoot... :wacko: nothing comes to mind?

hmhmhmhmhmhm?!

Oh i remember the lapdances :wacky:

Bah, hush pedo cat :snobby:

 

I'm not the pedo here. :snobby:

Sorry, I'm no fun at the moment. :disappointed:

I'm gonna scream and rock all that frustration away in two weeks though. :wacky:

Can't wait for the concert.

I'm not the pedo here. :snobby:

Oh yes you are, shany said you had cybersex with him :lips:

Sorry, I'm no fun at the moment. :disappointed:

I'm gonna scream and rock all that frustration away in two weeks though. :wacky:

Can't wait for the concert.

What concert? :surprised:

Oh i remember the lapdances :wacky:

& now this are fresh meat for you..

poor poor souls :shame:

Sorry, I'm no fun at the moment. :disappointed:

I'm gonna scream and rock all that frustration away in two weeks though. :wacky:

Can't wait for the concert.

:sad: more hugs :hug:

& now this are fresh meat for you..

poor poor souls :shame:

Woot? Are you talking about that evil cat? I don't want her :snobby:

Oh yes you are, shany said you had cybersex with him :lips:

 

Lies! :snobby: :sick:

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