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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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You told Marie I was a hooker :snobby:

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Because you are! :bigcry:

No wonder I wasn't allowed to listen to Britney Spears. :uhoh:

Is Dee a hooker? :uhoh:

This is taking a wrong direction. :bigcry:

Because you are! :bigcry:

:(

No wonder I wasn't allowed to listen to Britney Spears. :uhoh:

YEAH FROM NOW ON WHEN YOU HEAR HER MUSIC YOU ALLLLL BETTER THINK OF IMKE :(

Is Dee a hooker? :uhoh:

She said if she becomes my pimp I can haz Maffoo :/

I'm outta here. :disappointed:

She said if she becomes my pimp I can haz Maffoo :/

 

What? :o Who said that?

Yeah I even saw her!

 

I mean...err.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, FOCUS ON HER!

You... saw...her? :wreck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you taped it :wacky:

YOU ARE ALL W­ANKERS!

 

I see what you did there!

 

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I'm outta here. :disappointed:

Noooooo

You ruined my reputation with the one person who thought I was normal and now you're gonna add guilt to it too? :bigcry:

You... saw...her? :wreck:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you taped it :wacky:

Go see it for yourself

I see what you did there!

 

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Can I quote this?

Noooooo

You ruined my reputation with the one person who thought I was normal and now you're gonna add guilt to it too? :bigcry:

 

Go see it for yourself

*waits for you to send him the vid*

:kid:

Can I quote this?

 

Sure you can! :wacky:

When you send me yah Myooze goodies.

 

^ :dance:

*waits for you to send him the vid*

:kid:

 

And you wonder why I called you ******. :tongue:

I need a hug. :disappointed:

I need a hug. :disappointed:

 

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

And you wonder why I called you ******. :tongue:

I was gonna sell it on ebay :dozey:

 

I need a hug. :disappointed:

:hug:

I was gonna sell it on ebay :dozey:

 

 

:hug:

So you're not gonna **** to her ****ing? :(

I was gonna sell it on ebay :dozey:

 

 

:hug:

 

Okay, if you say so. :tongue:

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