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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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the world will be a beautiful place :blush:

 

everyone will love coldplay :singer:

the sky will turn pink with purple clouds :sunny:

every girl and boy will have flowers brought to them :daisy:

except for Dee's doll :sick:

and i will still be a 1$ ho :shame:

Aww :hug:

You will be a $500000000 ho,

And Julia will give us all sexy dolls

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oh fuck

 

THIS IS IMPORTANT:

 

Can anybody tell me how to do a gif? Is it a gif....?these moving pics in your sig?:thinking:

:shocked3:

 

 

aww :nice:

i hope you like sleeping in the couch :kiss:

 

:surprised: do you mean I can get off the floor?

 

btw, izzy :heart:

 

 

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:kiss:

 

:bigcry: but she lets me sleep on a couch!

 

thwatsh ish a lie!

*spits out doll's shirt*

erm...that is a lie!

 

ha! proof! you have a fetish for ripping the shirts off of little muse-ish looking dolls..... :sick:

 

how much of this is really true? :sick: are we destroying your soul, dee? :bigcry:

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You better make them love Muse too. :dozey:

 

sorry...I didn't mention because everyone loves Muse anyways....:bigcry:

oh fuck

 

THIS IS IMPORTANT:

 

Can anybody tell me how to do a gif? Is it a gif....?these moving pics in your sig?:thinking:

idk.. i wish i did :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

dee :heart: i love you too hoe.

ok....that's no problem dear:lips:

 

tell me your size and your musical preferences and we will find something for you:nice:

what do you want? leather, fur, cashmir...?

 

Hmmm, well I'm really digging the Smiths right now :wacky and I do like leather... :surprised:

DEE! SHE IS THE 2 DOLLAR HOE! :bigcry:

 

I'm the cheap whore, 1$ :disappointed:

 

I don't want your fat ass, dee it is! :wacky:

:surprised: do you mean I can get off the floor?

 

 

 

:bigcry: but she lets me sleep on a couch!

i left it outside for you :nice:

 

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that's all you get :heart:

I don't want your fat ass, dee it is! :wacky:

Holy sh-

I didn't know you rolled that way Julie.

sorry...I didn't mention because everyone loves Muse anyways....:bigcry:

 

You're forgiven. :wacky:

Now make that condom play Endlessly.

350 DOLLARS CAPISH!

 

i'm not selling you for a dollar :whip:

 

awwwwwwww :blush: that was almost romantic, if you just ignore the first part :wacky: hahaha

 

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:nice:

 

Aww :hug:

You will be a $500000000 ho,

And Julia will give us all sexy dolls

 

:sick: I like it, but the doll thing scares me just a little....

 

 

unless i can have this one? :surprised:

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I'm off for a friggin' day and now i'm a man-ho? Oh man! :disappointed:

I will decide what is going to happen:

Everyone will love Coldplay AND The Doors and maybe Radiohead

I will have a piano and hypnotize everyone with my music

and people will have flowers and love and happiness

and you'll still be a 1$ ho:mellow:

 

Master wins!

 

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:cheesy: just as long as the rest of the people in the world make 0$ so the only person to afford me is dee :wacky:

I want to make a gif of a video part....pleeeeaaassseeeeeee...

I wish I had a clue...:(

awwwwwwww :blush: that was almost romantic, if you just ignore the first part :wacky: hahaha

 

 

 

:sick: I like it, but the doll thing scares me just a little....

 

 

unless i can have this one? :surprised:

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OH COME ON YOU CHEAP PEOPLE.

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK.

$450 :blush:

 

BTW Julia, Matteh-doll and Julie would like to buy some condoms.

 

Of course you may :kiss:

I'm off for a friggin' day and now i'm a man-ho? Oh man! :disappointed:

:wink3:

Master wins!

 

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:cheesy: just as long as the rest of the people in the world make 0$ so the only person to afford me is dee :wacky:

:wink3:

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Ok.....I heard want to buy condoms...what exactly do you want?

I am sorry...I am so busy right now, because I need to find out how to make that gif...otherwise I'll go crazy ahhhh

I don't have a Dave Matthew furry doll:dozey:

 

:bigcry: I don't want to live in this world without dave matthews :shame:

 

I'm off for a friggin' day and now i'm a man-ho? Oh man! :disappointed:

 

:cheesy: did you expect any better?

 

I wish I had a clue...:(

 

OH COME ON YOU CHEAP PEOPLE.

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK.

$450 :blush:

 

BTW Julia, Matteh-doll and Julie would like to buy some condoms.

 

Of course you may :kiss:

 

At least dee cares about my davey doll! :snobby:

whaaa.. :cry:

 

 

ok mr.

 

oook, you're not on sale anymore, popo :disappointed:

 

*hears own heart breaking*

/emo

But it's my house of love. :bigcry:

:bigcry: I don't want to live in this world without dave matthews :shame:

 

 

 

:cheesy: did you expect any better?

 

 

 

At least dee cares about my davey doll! :snobby:

aww :blush:

plus I'm sucking up to you cause I need money for a new doll...this one has holes and tears in it...poor matty

it's my world:snobby:

 

mine, mine, mine, mine:bigcry:

BOW DOWN TO JULIA

i left it outside for you :nice:

 

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that's all you get :heart:

 

awww :cheesy: i can imagine all the hours and hours of fun i will have on this couch with the davey doll :sneaky:

 

come to me, lover :surprised:

 

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Eric, you will get your Davey doll since he has fur on his head in that pic...:nice:

You only sell things with fur? :surprised:

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