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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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What? Why do I end up being the whore?!

I JUST WANTED MATTEH MOUSE :bigcry: AAAAAAAA

 

ERICOOOOOOOOOO :hug:

 

hello dee, my fellow hooker friend and the only one who understands our mattlove :mellow:

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So Eric's in too? :mellow:

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I just want to introduce myself:

Hello boys and girls. My name is Venus in fur and I am glad to welcome you here in my small shop for BIG THINGS!:whip:

Feel free to come in and I am going to find you a suitable (esp. for the male pimps) jukebox condom:lips:

Are you sure you want to join the group called "Imke's House of Love"?

 

this almost made me feel guilty for being a hooker :disappointed:

I just want to introduce myself:

Hello boys and girls. My name is Venus in fur and I am glad to welcome you here in my small shop for BIG THINGS!:whip:

Feel free to come in and I am going to find you a suitable (esp. for the male pimps) jukebox condom:lips:

 

That means you have jukebox condoms for women too? :stunned:

Can you change the names of groups?

 

this almost made me feel guilty for being a hooker :disappointed:

 

No need to feel guilty. It's all about the love. :wacko:

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oh yeah....I have everything...even jukebox condoms for women:charming:

 

I can try to change it....what should it be called?

uhh... :uhoh:

:charming: Izzy's & Imke's House of Love, now including Jules' first jukebox condom shop ???

 

I don't know, what do the others say? :wacko:

charlotte.jpg

 

I just want to introduce myself:

Hello boys and girls. My name is Venus in fur and I am glad to welcome you here in my small shop for BIG THINGS!:whip:

Feel free to come in and I am going to find you a suitable (esp. for the male pimps) jukebox condom:lips:

 

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! :dead:

 

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:awesome: siggy, i wuv you popo :kiss:

 

:lips: you are teh best pimp

 

So Eric's in too? :mellow:

 

:surprised: what's my first duty? does matt come after, or before?

Thread title is so mean...what about teh hookers? :cry:

i think i'm going to mass order a truckload of furry handcuffs :smiley:

 

 

 

ERIC YOU'RE MY HOOKER, MINE MINE MINE. :mean: *copyrightseric*

HE'S MINE!!!!!

hello dee, my fellow hooker friend and the only one who understands our mattlove :mellow:

awww :hug:

:charming: Izzy's & Imke's House of Love, now including Jules' first jukebox condom shop ???

 

I don't know, what do the others say? :wacko:

:heart: YEEES.

 

:surprised: what's my first duty? does matt come after, or before?

 

:surprised: You only get him after you brought us some money home. :lips:

 

AWWAWAWWAWAW :heart:

Matt Bellamy plushie :D

 

Awwww! We could use that for the foreplay! :cheesy:

 

:heart: YEEES.

 

Okay. :heart:

STAY THE FUCK AWAY :angry:

 

*stabs*

 

you evil biotch!

*cuddles stuffed animal* it's ok, matty :wacky:

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hello girls....could you please love yourself in this thread. It will help us all to find the suitable condoms for the guys:mellow:

Izzy's & Imke's House of Love, now including Jules' first jukebox condom shop

 

Please rename, Jules. :wacko:

welcome Julie, what can I do for you?

 

I have 2 dollars, but I don't know what to spend it on! :wacky:

i think i'm going to mass order a truckload of furry handcuffs :smiley:

 

 

 

ERIC YOU'RE MY HOOKER, MINE MINE MINE. :mean: *copyrightseric*

 

:cheesy:

 

HE'S MINE!!!!![/size]

:stunned:

 

 

STAY THE FUCK AWAY :angry:

 

*stabs*

 

hooker fight! :cheesy:

 

*clings to both of them* :wacky:

hello girls....could you please love yourself in this thread. It will help us all to find the suitable condoms for the guys:mellow:

:surprised: yes furry master.

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I have 2 dollars, but I don't know what to spend it on! :wacky:

 

ok....that's no problem dear:lips:

 

tell me your size and your musical preferences and we will find something for you:nice:

what do you want? leather, fur, cashmir...?

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